just sent a mildly stressful email so if you need me i'll be laying on the floor for the next four-ish hours 🙂‍↕️

i'm gonna fuck any hot viking that puts out and that DOES include my brother's wife. hashtag stay messy

stressful day yesterday and i slept like shit last night as a consequence... save me edible and 8pm iced coffee and video games SAVE MEEEE

put up a curtain rod today. who want me

made it through the easy section and got 23/25 correct, and i have been staring at the first medium puzzle for about 20 minutes and i am now convinced that i am, despite my previous ease, a dumb little baby who doesn't know anything ☝️🥹

it’s this Bunny’s birthday soon, you can spoil me here if you so wish 💚 throne.com/noodlescripts

i desperately hope that good things will start happening to me soon because my life has been a downright logistical comedy or errors lately and i'm not sure how long i can keep living like this before i go actually insane 😀

"WHY is 70lbs so difficult today???" she asked, unknowingly overhead pressing 75lbs,

it's not often that i hit a "whoopsie i did the math wrong" accidental PR... BUT‼️ that did happen today

"'shiver me timbers' or whatever it is that the british say"

truly my most popular skeet ever and it's not even close. i've had six different randos block me today over this post god bless

today is my birthday! please donate your canned goods!!!! also, if you really wanted to, here’s my throne to donate to a little writing utensil like me: throne.com/crayoncrayonn

conducting an anthropological study on why men at the gym seem completely and utterly incapable of getting the fuck out of my way. will report back with results

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a relationship should be 50/50: she wears beautiful outfits to the ren faire and i write smut inspired by her and her beautiful outfits 🙂‍↕️

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who needs the gym when you have a magic eraser and a particularly large and stubborn scuff mark on the kitchen wall? NOT ME

PUZZLE TIME‼️‼️

incredibly quick ice cold hair wash and then a sink shower with boiled water it is, i guess

came home from the gym to no hot water for some reason. loving life ✌️🤪

keeping this going because it was fun last month, here's some progress that i'm proud of from april!! ☺️

NONFICTION FROM EMILY WILSON ON TRANSLATION THEORY IF YOU NEED ME I'LL BE ASCENDING TO THE NEXT PLANE OF EXISTENCE wwnorton.com/books/978132...

got lunch with my mom and then she helped me with some apartment reno and now i'm playing viddy games ☺️

anyway. good evening

an excerpt from hour four of the discord call: "yeah no if i had a dick it would have to be cut"

this woman needs to—say it with me now!—LEAVE‼️ HER‼️ HUSBAND‼️‼️

what base is getting a yap session about her coworkers' lore

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not now kitten daddy's mopping the walls and singing off key to the cast recording of the original off-broadway run of heathers the musical

uwu!!!

not going to clog the tl individually thanking everyone who i haven't already, so a collective THANK YOUUUU to everyone for your well wishes yesterday!! i had a good time at the gym and then work and had a really nice day 🥰 everyone line up for some forehead kisses!!

today is my birthday wahoo!! it will be pretty quiet and chill and i will be spending part of it working and maybe getting drinks with some friends afterward. i have some little presents and things on my throne if you would like to brighten my day even more hehe 🥰 throne.com/verbaveneris

Heelo! I wrote a script yayyy (and it’s quite angsty) [M4F] Reminding Your Cyberpunk What it Means to be Human www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...

TOILETS DEEP CLEANED FOR MAYBE THE FIRST TIME IN THE ENTIRE LIFE OF THE TOILET: ONE TIMES I ACCIDENTLY DROPPED THE ENTIRE BOTTLE OF TOILET BOWL CLEANER DIRECTLY INTO THE TOILET BOWL, THUS SOAKING THE BOTTLE AND THE SURROUNDING FLOOR AREA: UNFORTUNATELY ALSO ONE

deep cleaning my bathroom today. who want me

she sent me this earlier without any elaboration #WhatDatMean 😳

me continuing to improve this kid's relationship to poetry annotation and assuring them that they have good ideas and questions, and i am not the one coming up with the ideas, i'm simply helping them along

pro: new all-time leg curl pr 😌 con: owie 😔

hello good evening feeling high and horny and i would very much like to [redacted] [redacted] and [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] until [redacted] [redacted] my [redacted] 🙂‍↕️

roomie is moving out early and i'm gonna be living alone for the next few months and i just realized i might be able to get my cat back from my grandmother for the summer 🥹

Don't miss Nonny filling my newest script - cannot wait to hear his spellcraft for this one ✨️

BIG honey bee who flew into my apartment overnight did not see fit to make itself known to me until i opened the cupboard to grab my preworkout (the cupboard that the bee has decided to hang out on) and it went BZZZZZZZZZZ (very loud) and i went AAAAAAAAAA (only in my head but also very loud)

push day or whateva 🤪

every day i get to spend learning more about junie is a gift, HOWEVER‼️ every now and then we find something that we disagree about. here is the current list: 1. sweet potatoes 2. mint chocolate chip ice cream 3. that one wrestler whose name i could not tell you, gun to my head 4. dr. trinity santos

spent an hour helping an eleventh grader annotate some poems for their english class and by the time the hour was up they said "i wish i had you around all the time to talk about poetry!!" so if you need me i'll be riding that high for the rest of my life

she's complaining about work and i'm looking up labour unions local to her

signing a lease extension today and this woman is late to our meeting... love that 😐

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wishing everyone a slightly belated happy-beginning-of-taurus-season and also a very merry reminder that my birthday may or may not be exactly one week from today, everyone take a nap in my honour ☝️🙂‍↕️

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