very proud of all of you for what you have achieved this year, whether it’s a personal goal, or a goal within this space. even if the goal seems small to you or to others, you did it! surviving the year is a huge accomplishment to be proud of <3

heated rivalry club scene truly the spiritual successor to skam party makeout scene. a true renaissance of the sacred texts. send skeet

i'm gonna ease you so slowly and so gently down onto the strap when i tell you this...

let's just say "make out session with vibrators in and switching things up on each other with every orgasm" has received the RESOUNDING junie/venus stamp of approval

my one great regret now that junie and i's little gay-cation is over is that we didn't have a cum dildo with us so i couldn't breed her properly 😔 but as we look forward into the future and toward more gay-cations to come, with your charitable donations—

“you have a nice butt” just means so much more coming from a pretty girl

thesis draft due in by the end of today and both of my main reference websites are simply refusing to load... 🙂

one thing about me? i'm an eagle-eyed jacob tierney cinematic universe viewer, shane was having dinner at hayden's house in episode one and there was a shot of them at the table with hayden's wife that lasted for all of two seconds and i saw that woman and went OH MY GOD THAT'S BONNIE MCMURRAY

don't care + didn't ask + just got to live out one of my all-time horny fantasies 🫠

it’s date night 🩷 show me what you’re wearing?

you ever take a picture of your body and go ‘damn I really do look breedable’? yeah this photo is definitely one of them

anyone follow up on this recently?? i'm just curious about how this has been going as of late, is all

Call her daddy 2026

me enjoying my fancy little latte at brunch this morning and trying not to stare that thing down the whole time uwu

we scarfed it down so quick so no pictures alas, but just know that junie and i made broccoli cheddar soup and we positively crushed it 😌

♡

out into the cold for some more adventures with her fuzzy fuzzy scarf 🙂‍↕️❤️

me when she asks me if i'm wearing the perfume she got me for christmas immediately after i put it on

i never thought i had particularly cold hands until i had her around to warm them up..................

need you all to know that junie has been stomping around in little bits of freshly fallen snow with all the enthusiasm of a toddler encountering puddles in their very first pair of rubber boots and it is the most precious thing in the entire world

we are so full of homosexuality and also eggs benedict

don't care + didn't ask + celebrated submitting yet another round of thesis revisions last night by laying my head in her lap and having her play with my hair until i started to doze off

STEP ONE: ICED CAPP (SHE LOVED IT) STEP TWO: POUTINE (LOVED THAT TOO) STEP THREE: CITIZENSHIP TEST

our airbnb is directly next to an adult cinema... you truly cannot make this up

"is it worth the extra $30?" bro i would pay an extra $300 to not have to push my knees up against the seat in front of me for the whole flight are you kidding

truly i will never love an airport as much as i love my local airport, i always manage to arrive early, security never takes more than ten minutes to go through, everyone is very nice, wins across the board 🙂‍↕️

some recent faves for you curious little freaks 🙂‍↕️ (been on a bit of a cannibalism kick lately) (don't worry about it)

as a near-constant video essay watcher, i can't say i'm surprised hehe

26 kinks. 26 audios. 18 writers. 1 Billy. EVERY KINK. EVERYWHERE. ALL AT ONCE. Releasing December, 20th, 2025 (time tbd) on GWA See you there :)

love & light to all the ladies responding to this, but if a man hears this from me it's because a) i CAN take him in a fight, and b) I'M trying to (wo)manhandle HIM ☝️🙂‍↕️💯🔥

"i hear the papas out there saying 'but my nipples are vestigial!' GET TO FUCKIN WORK THEN‼️‼️‼️"

make some noise season 4 episode 2 prompt about male lactation is me when i get a little too wine drunk, send skeet

been going absolutely fiendish for a little side salad lately... have any of you considered a little side salad????

ladies and gentlemen.... we got her 😌

tw abusers, past harassment, Paul Nobody GWAComedy is run by abusers now. in one night, they took over an entire subreddit. THIS is why I've always been so angry that so many subs let Lemon be a mod despite his shitty behavior and active support of (sometimes even participation in) Paul's abuses.

experiencing what i can only describe as the exact opposite sort of essay as that one from that one jesus freak who's been getting dragged to hell and back on tiktok (making unfounded contemporary "feminist" claims about ancient and early modern texts)

this is so so precious (and of course i had to include my top emojis) 🥹

vanilla things i love 🥰 - absentminded touch! drawing lil circles with your finger on the back of my hand, rubbing my shoulder, etc. - "my" followed by any endearing term - seeking out physical affection from me - sharing things that you want to do together - keeping track of what i enjoy

you can really tell when i get home from work, cause there's like a few hours of silence and then i come back on the tl like this

1:30am air fryer hashbrown how i love you so.......

just read "the whole point of this discussion" hey soooooo this isn't supposed to be a discussion it's supposed to be an argumentative research essay ❤️

I challenge you all to give me your worst. Let’s see how bad you want to spank my ass. for every 5 likes = 1 slap for every repost = 1 slap I’ll keep this up a full 24 hours and see where it is then I’ll film it to show you all 🩷

taking a shot every time i see a dictionary website and/or encyclopedia britannica on a student's works cited page and dying of alcohol poisoning with alarming swiftness

vibe for this week

"ohhh venus you're watching heated rivalry???" OF COURSE I'M WATCHING HEATED RIVALRYYYYY YOU FOOLS‼️

how it feels knowing that my hard-earned tax dollars are going toward funding smutty gay rivals-to-lovers television programming featuring a bisexual russian top with—and i cannot emphasize this enough—a truly generational ass

lotta d&d talk on the tl... kinda making me return to my yet-hypothetical but very nefarious scheme of getting a gang of girlies together and running the genderbent curse of strahd campaign...............