no thoughts head empty except for "53 days 53 days 53 days 53 days 53 days"!!!!!!!!!!!!!

not accepting any more compliments from thin women until they kick the fatphobia and that goes double for internalized fatphobia. you can't compliment THESE curves if your worst nightmare is putting on a little fat. love and light 🫶

been seeing a lot of stuff about creating a personal curriculum so i figured i would give it a go! ☺️

just graded a quiz where—no exaggeration—the majority of the words that this student wrote were misspelled. wow

i got one rule about my skircle: cuties only ☝️🙂‍↕️

venus night routine: take edible, do skincare, have a little treat, hornypost when the edible kicks in, sleep like a rock 🙂‍↕️

"you attract what you fear" oooh tying a pretty toy up with some pretty rope 😳 oooohhh tracing fingers along the indents the rope leaves behind whenever they shift their position 😨 cooing a little condescendingly at them as they squirm, asking wordlessly and desperately for more touch AAAAAAAA 😱😱😱

i really like to pride myself on trying my darnedest not to be pedantic but i just saw someone on my 'for you' tab describe the 16th-17th century as medieval and i just

the amount of times i've used the word "scatological" in my thesis is not high... but is also not zero 😳

WOW the speed dating collab is officially dropped!!!!! check out this thread for all of the participants’ donation/throne/patreon/other links! they all put a lot of effort into their work and deserve a little something for their time :3

New audio! www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...

The time has come. The moment you’ve all been waiting for. Are you ready to hear me talk to you nonstop for almost an hour? Hell yeah you do. My 1000 follower AMA is finally here! Thanks for your patience with this. I’m just a girl 🔗 soundgasm.net/u/junieafter...

love popping in to see my thesis supervisor cause every time i'm like "hey i'm a little behind on things but here's where things are at!" she's always like "oh hey, i'm behind on my things too lol"

however while the width is lovely and roomy, length leaves just a little bit desired... if you ask me to put my arms above my head you WILL get a bush reveal, this is your only warning ☝️😳

bought a super oversized t-shirt so if you need me i will be winnie the pooh-ing it around the house all fall 🙂‍↕️

am a little baked rn and want nothing more than to kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss a

the new thing that girls are into is tesseracts. if you’re trying to impress women in 2025 you need to up your tesseract game, player

It’s my birthday tomorrow 💜 If you fancy spoiling me this is the chance to do it 🥰 I’ve got a nice little collection of birthday gifts on my throne or you can just tip me so I can spoil myself this weekend 🥰 #throne #birthday #tipme #tips

can i shove you up against the inside of the door the moment we get home because i can't wait another moment to absolutely devour you and kiss down your body before doing down on you to the point that your legs are so weak that you have to throw one of them over my shoulder for support or...?

more yoko ogawa translated into english!! weird book girly autumn is alive and well babeyyyy

oh and here's a bonus still from the video, what can i say i'm feeling generous ☺️❤️

happy wednesday my darlings!! now what's up with those... straps... i wonder? 😳

initial reviews are looking positive 🙂‍↕️

for all loyal fans of the twice-annual-during-a-good-year venus wagon wednesday contribution... i encourage you to watch this space 👀

Fuck it, new script offer. I'm celebrating. www.reddit.com/r/FreeAudioP...

getting back into working out while recovering from an injury is so awesome like... me when my back hurt less this time than it did during last week's leg day

ohhh the protagonist has a concealed but tangible affection for her annoying travel companion. he's not making it through this book alive ☝️😨

edible's once again kicking in. good evening

you know what... this book isn't bad

hey so what if i ended it all

junie and i just finished arcane and every time the lesbians did anything my head was in my hands and i was screaming and crying and she would go "DON'T LOOK AWAY NOW YOU BETTER NOT MISS THIS"

what they don't tell you about teaching at a post-secondary level is that you will encounter some of the most beautiful handwriting you have ever seen in your life and also some of the most incomprehensible chicken scratch ever witnessed

enjoy what you want, think what you want about big music lady & her new music, i'm not telling you what to do; i just think that you lose the ability to make effective art of any kind once you have a billion dollars and that is a core belief that i will take to my grave. love & light god bless etc.

so excited to announce something fun happening on 10/10… you can go on dates with some of your favorite VAs, with dates written by some of your favorite writers!

Currently at: — only buy tech too old to have AI built in — painstakingly disable AI every time they add it to something that used to work perfectly well — if it can't be switched off, abandon the platform or tool — if there are no good alternatives, avoid the AI parts — patiently wait for the crash

NEW JOURNAL 👏 GYM CLOTHES 👏 MORE GYM CLOTHES 👏 BOOKED AN EYE EXAM 👏 SHIBARI BOOK 👏 MORE GYM CLOTHES 👏

got my leftover student loan money today and i have been going absolutely batshit balls to the wall insane i've spent like $400

started reading rf kuang's 'katabasis' and while i get most of the analogy involved, all the hell stuff is frankly redundant considering the protagonist is trapped in a place with a Pedantic Man

Stranded With A Siren - written by @theycalledhimquiet.bsky.social Softspoken hypnotic monster girl!! As a treat!! cw: rape, gaslighting www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...

i know doctors are often like "take vitamin d and exercise regularly and seasonal affective disorder won't hit you as badly!!" but in their defense... i've been taking vitamin d and exercising regularly for the past two winters and seasonal affective disorder hasn't been hitting me as badly 😳

hello seasonal affective baddies in the northern hemisphere, it is early october so that means it is time to start taking (or to consider starting to take) vitamin d supplements!!

can i fuck you with the strap while you control the lush inside me, turning it up the closer you get so we cum together, or do you hate me??

Happy Filipino American Appreciation Month to any of my followers/mutuals! Even if you aren’t American, my fellow Filipinos deserve all the appreciation and love in the world. 💙❤️💛

hornyposting in the morning and misandry in the afternoon can u tell i'm ovulating and feeling a little extra feisty 2day....... ☺️

hate it when a man posts a veiny hand pic captioned like "what would you do if these hands were on you 😏" baby girl first thing i'm doing is administering an IV drip. you are AT BEST moderately dehydrated and frankly you will not be making it through the winter acting like this

men really need to develop some skills beyond being exceptional at wasting my fucking time

Odds are, at least one of the 500+ passengers who have been subjected to piracy on the Global Sumud Flotilla is from your country. Call your representatives and demand action against the IOF for committing the war crime of intercepting and detaining activists delivering humanitarian aid to Gaza.

[chanting] sleepy cuddlefucking, sleepy cuddlefucking, sleepy cuddlefucking

i have an old thrifted sweater that ended up in the wash a few years ago and ended up like partially felted and was a bit too small when i got it and is now WAY too small, and i'm debating trying to unravel it and work it with another yarn into something new but I'M SCARED RAHHHHHH

you ever make a shitpost that becomes more of a genuine idea as you think of it more and more? .... yeah haha me neither