I was, in my teens, an excellent tennis player but my mums dreams of me going pro and winning a dozen grand-slams were sadly hampered by me discovering boys and then girls. This time last year I wrote an #erotica based on a coach I had the hots for... jaimieserotica.com/love-all-a-t...

I love Sir David Attenborough. If anyone else has done more to reveal to us the beauty and fragility of our home planet and the urgent need to protect her, I've never heard of them. A true gentleman, and a champion of Gaia. Happy 100th, Sir David. #attenborough

"The tips went in easily, flesh yielding, right to her second knuckle, it was mesmerising to watch her lover’s body open up to accommodate her." I LOVE how @tabithaerotica.bsky.social can turn so much stuff into porn. Today's NEW #AudioPorn is inspired by #ocd...

Use both hands to envelope your velvet flesh. Capture its heat, its scent. Feel your power loop through your fingertips, your palms pressed against your full lips, connecting your circuitry and your sense of self in this intimate moment. Show me how to touch you. Show me how to make you melt…

"We kissed like we were already lovers." *swoon* Editing short hot stories is just my favourite thing and little moments like this one by @jmseaborn.bsky.social are why...

It's here! Nine spicy & magical #romantasy tales! www.amazon.com/Sensual-Magi...

Woo hoo! #34 in Canada, #44 in U.S. for Erotica Collections & Anthologies www.amazon.com/Sensual-Magi... @ryn-rehnard.bsky.social @johannah.bsky.social @misskmagpie.bsky.social @wi-transplant.bsky.social @thealanden.bsky.social

"Show me how to help you feel adored. Worshipped. Omnipotent." Brand NEW #AudioPorn by none other than @spenpritchard.bsky.social! www.girlonthenet.com/blog/fingert...

Not a jack of all trades. A hoe of all hobbies instead.

Patreons! Come vote for the sexy posts you'd like to hear recorded in May! www.patreon.com/posts/vote-f... (I am 90% sure I know which ones will win, but I am not Vladimir Putin so I always wanna give you choice) UK PEOPLE: There's another thing you can go vote in today - don't forget!!

To those of you who occasionally litter my feed by bitching about 'the media' challenging or investigating your favourite pet politician, please remember that the journalists are doing their actual fucking job. It's an essential part of democracy. Get over it. #speaktruthtopower

*slightly, Jesus fucking Christ

“You know,” he murmurs, teasing the head of his solid prick against the entrance to my cunt, “someone told me recently how much they liked being teased before they got fucked.” Shit. Yeah. OK. I did say that, didn’t I? #ICYMI yesterday's blog. Hot hot hot unngh.

Can confirm that this one was in very real danger of never being published.

Finish off your #WankHolidayMonday with a (self)bang! www.lushstories.com/stories/mast... #Erotica #EroticStories #NSFW #Porn #Masturbation

It's my ambition to write a book which is banned in at least one state of the USA. Ideally for promoting immorality and/or homosexually. Preferably both.

Yes, this!

💥 The final countdown is on! 💥 "Sensual Magic" releases tomorrow. An anthology of exciting 18+ romantasy stories. Get yours: www.amazon.ca/dp/B0GTYVYLD4 www.amazon.com/dp/B0GTYVYLD4 #SpicyReads #romantasy #anthology #readingcommunity #romancereads

Incredible!! X

If you're looking for great erotica, I recommend @jaimieserotica.bsky.social , whose work I discovered recently. www.jaimieserotica.com

Show me. Show me how to touch you. Where to place my fingertips. Tell me how much pressure is ‘just right’. How deep you want me. Guide me around your senses and show me how to worship you as you deserve. Show me everything. Sign up to @girlonthenet.bsky.social’s stunning Patreon for #AudioPorn

COME ON YOU SAINTS!!!!!! For non British, non football fans, I should explain that I've not become a raging lesbian Catholic My Team - Southampton - are playing the evil Man City (booooo!) in the semi finals of the FA cup at Wembley Stadium. Now! #Soiuthampton # FACup

And in other news, the Pope is Catholic and Bears sh*t in the woods... bbc.com/future/artic...

Last year, I challenged myself to write a piece in under 500 words and for it still to be a story (it's ALL about story, in my view) This is what I came up with. 499 words-worth (dead poet jokes welcome). jaimieserotica.com/popping-his-...

Here's my audio for @girlonthenet.bsky.social about a man who reclaims his sub after she fucked another man I'm pleased with it, but I'm especially proud of the audio. I've been historically insecure about my readings/voice, but I think this came out quite well www.girlonthenet.com/blog/she-fuc...

Oh heck - what an illustrious list to be included on! 🥰 Thank you!! Xxx

If you're on @girlonthenet.bsky.social's Patreon - you can listen right now to The Counting House - an audioporn story inspired by having OCD and fisting :D it's a belter :D thank you for hosting Ms Net :D x x x www.patreon.com/posts/counti...

What an absolutely gorgeous picture!

"I would love to find someone who doesn’t think that ‘a lot’ is ‘too much’ – who loves how *much* I am, and sees that as incredible value for money." NEW blog post: I want to be loved. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/i-want-... Gorgeous art by @stuartcb.bsky.social

I ask if they want it harder, do they want it to hurt more? “Yes, Robyn.” Characteristically incredible #AudioPorn from this time in '24 by @robyneats.bsky.social

ICYMI If you're in the market for snuggling up with some dreamlike sapphic smut this weekend, might I humbly offer my lastest piece for your consideration. Have a lovely weekend, everyone. Jxx

It's new #erotica time! Come and join me in a humid, perfumed night-garden... jaimieserotica.com/night-bloomi... #sapphic

Two ways to get your hands all over my filthy words. Read: www.lushstories.com/profile/Spen... Listen: www.girlonthenet.com/blog/author/... courtesy of the brilliant @girlonthenet (join her Patreon!) #Erotica #EroticaCreator #EroticStories #EroticAudio #AudioPorn #NSFW

"I cannot be discarded again, left to the whims of the assembled crowd." I fucking love a bit of #kink jeopardy. And today's NEW guest blog, by Gemini, delivers a fabulous bit of #BDSM drama: will he please the Mistress enough to earn his release?

Lunchtime bump

Bonus guest blog for you today, featuring yet another reason to hate #AI. Huge thanks to Kate O’Kelly for contributing it. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/ai-onli... #SexWork

My garden smells gorgeous right now. I love this time of year with all the flowers out and beautiful smells. So... with that in mind, there's a new #erotica coming for you all this Friday, about being seduced and possessed by the sweet, warm, heavy perfume of a night-garden. Jxx

"She needs to be reclaimed." NEW #AudioPorn for Patreons - @jmseaborn.bsky.social#AudioPornrecorded his intense, dark, horny piece 'she fucked another man'. Come listen! Listen, come!

My garden smells gorgeous right now. I love this time of year with all the flowers out and beautiful smells. So... with that in mind, there's a new #erotica coming for you all this Friday, about being seduced and possessed by the sweet, warm, heavy perfume of a night-garden. Jxx

Fancy a horny Sunday morning? Check out the amazing #AudioPorn that's gone live over the last few weeks from @spenpritchard.bsky.social, @gdwsundial.bsky.social, @jaimieserotica.bsky.social, NymphoStimToy, @tabithaerotica.bsky.social and yours truly. www.girlonthenet.com/audio-porn/

Shame is what embarrassment becomes if you give it enough food and water. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/embarra... NEW blog: someone asked me an interesting question - "do you ever get embarrassed?" and I had a lot of fun exploring the answer.

"Things were about to take a spectacular turn, even by my standards." This time last year, Jenby wrote about her very first orgy! @stuartcb.bsky.social's art for this is so stunning btw 😍

"How’s that hard-on coming along?" Please give a HUGE welcome (and lots of shares) to the fabulous @jaimieserotica.bsky.social - her first contribution to the #AudioPorn project is DELICIOUSLY intimate. I had so much fun reading it! www.girlonthenet.com/blog/sex-tal... #Sex #Smut #audio

This time last year: goodbye to @mollysdailykiss.bsky.social incredible #SinfulSunday project. The beauty and joy we lose through censorship and bad laws makes me want to weep. What we do isn't dirty or shameful - what we do is GOOD, actually! www.girlonthenet.com/blog/goodbye...

ICYMI This short #erotica has been incredibly popular. I published it 5 weeks ago and its my second most-read of all time already! Handy, as I think it's also the best thing I've written to date. jaimieserotica.com/the-chauffeu...

I've put together two collections with 14 erotic stories each. Bad Behaviour has the brats, witches, and baddies. Good Company has loving couples and happy hookups. Available from my website: filthwithfeeling.com/books-stories/ Direct link to the collection bundle: jkmill.gumroad.com/l/npubdw

Another win for the micro-penis brothers. Lol. BBC News - Tate brothers' cash to 'help reduce threat to women' www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...