So much fun to write, and thrilled to guest for GotN again. ❤️

Still got a feed full of American politics and sport. Two questions: Why? And how TF do I turn it off???

This is literally my life with a fucking cat. Grrrrr.

I have a feeling this one's gonna be popular ;-) Kinky DIY, a creative #threesome idea, buckets of playfulness and GALLONS of precum. Brand NEW guest blog by the fabulous @jaimieserotica.bsky.social www.girlonthenet.com/blog/drink-u...

I’ve had the decorators in. That’s not a euphemism for being on my period; I’ve been working my arse off to give the website a complete overhaul. It’s cleaner, prettier and, hopefully, much faster. Crucially, it’s now – I’m pretty confident – OSA compliant, too. jaimieserotica.com #erotica

She's still sleeping so, since I'm awake, I'm up polishing a latex skater dress. As you do at 8.30 on a Sunday morning...

In The UK it feels like spring might finally be springing after 429 years of continuous rain. Here's a brand-new sultry tale of sexual obsession to warm your weekend up! Jxxx jaimieserotica.com/the-chauffeu...

The Bluesky algorithm seems determined to make me see stuff that I'm not interested in, and I can't work out why. I'm pretty sure I never followed any accounts involving American sport or men dressed up as dogs. WTF?

I'll bet the custody sergeant has had the best day of his/her career to date. 'FULL name please. How do I spell that? Sorry, is that 'MR' Empty your pockets please... *snigger*

Happy #ValentinesDay ! Here's my new piece of #erotica to celebrate. It's a little bit bittersweet to, you know, counter the cloying sweetness... Jx jaimieserotica.com/shards-of-my...

it is actually really filthy - and only part one! So you can prepare yourself for the sequel too... ease you in nicely - get you all lubed up :D #audio #purefilth #erotica

A Valentine Gift Guide ❤️ from Frolicme so expect some spice 🔥 www.frolicme.com/blog/sex-art...

I was so thrilled to write for Frolicme. An absolute high-point of my erotica-writing adventure so far. Please read it! Jxx

Being read to, like it's storytime, by a hot dominant person... UNNGH. This time in '24, Lou Kane showed us how hot it can be. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/pleasin... (Note: 'Daddy' as an honorific)

A humane call to love and find solace in each other in these dark times. Lovely and timely.

I wrote a story for the lovely people at www.frolicme.com. It's called 'Reflections', and it's available to read now. The best bit was having the chance to work on it with the amazing @tabithaerotica.bsky.social At the time of writing theres a sale on paid memberships. SUCH a beautiful site. ❤️

My latest #erotica, which dropped on my site on Friday, is a return to a theme I explored in one of my earliest stories. 'Can't Buy Me Love?' I beg to differ. Enjoy! Jx jaimieserotica.com/fantasies-of...

It was my blog's first anniversary yesterday, so I wrote a review of my first year. As you do. jaimieserotica.com/first-annive...

You gave me what I needed You put me in my place You made me feel… submissive… for once! Fabulous #AudioPorn from the archive courtesy of Sherryl Blu!

“Just because there are no *romantic* feelings, doesn’t mean that I have no feelings at all.” NEW blog, ‘casual’ sex doesn’t mean you get to treat the other person with contempt. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/casual-... Fabulous art by @stuartcb.bsky.social ❤️

New erotica just dropped on my site! In which you discover what happens when I've been filled with c*m then left to my own devices with a mirrored ceiling. jaimieserotica.com/girl-in-the-...

"Try and find the pleasure in your goals, and if you can’t do that then at least give yourself additional sub-goals that are aimed purely at making you (and/or others) grin." This time last year... www.girlonthenet.com/blog/find-yo...

I'm so delighted that I complied with the Online Safety Act, blocking an accessibility feature on my site from UK users to 'protect the children' while Elon Musk's site can just generate CSAM with total impunity.

FrolicMe Founder Anna Richards shares how she’s filling the demand for passionate, authentic erotica that celebrates female pleasure. sexforeverybody.com/ethical-porn... #ethicalporn #erotica

I love a spooky Christmas story. Here's one I wrote for you. Because nothing says 'Christmas' like a werewolf and sex in a toilet cubicle. Jxx jaimieserotica.com/wolf-prints-...

At this time of the year, I absolutely love being told not to watch this film or that, or listen to this song or that, because they're 'problematic'. I'm also delighted that you've taken the opportunity to demonstrate your inherent superiority by pointing this out. I wish I was as amazing as you.

My List of Top Sex Bloggers in 2025 - inspired by, although not officially a version of, @sweetrori.bsky.social and @mollysdailykiss.bsky.social's list back in the day! innocentlb.com/2025/12/01/t... Yes, really, there are a few left, check the list.

Do you want to know what happens when two erotica writers make a pact to write a story about each other with no restrictions? My extraordinary friend Nympho Stim Toy and I have done just that! Check them out now: jaimieserotica.com/little-black... nymphostimtoy.neocities.org/blog/bottle-...

"His hot breath against her skin, and his hand busy pinching one of her nipples stirred something in Juniper that hadn’t awoken before." NEW guest blog by Adeline Panamaroff - a hot encounter with a semi-stranger in the back row of a Star Trek screening... www.girlonthenet.com/blog/humilia...

Want to write your own #erotica? Here are a few tips on how to make #consent clear and sexy.

It's the first thing I thought of...

I'm crowing today because traffic on my site appears to have reached take-off velocity at last - thanks largely to @girlonthenet.bsky.social championing my writing. Thanks also to everyone who's dropped in. Hope to see you again soon! Jx

It’s legal for me to do my job, and legal for you to enjoy the work I create. But the government is proposing banning the only tool that makes it possible for me to accomplish it.

New Erotica! I set myself the challenge of writing the most sensual thing I could. Are you ready to step into the Sensual World with me? Jx jaimieserotica.com/step-into-th...

I'm totally honoured to have my Halloween erotica, 'The Chatelaine' published by the incredible @girlonthenet.bsky.social I've written a companion piece, 'This Insatiable Disease of the Blood'. jaimieserotica.com/this-insatia... A sadistic mistress, stocks, a crop, and a depraved game await you...

"Her ethereal beauty, at first intimidating, had a mesmerising effect on me." Check out today's stunning NEW guest story - an atmospheric, horny Halloween longread by the fabulous @jaimieserotica.bsky.social! www.girlonthenet.com/blog/chatela...

"Timidly, I allow my tentacles to emerge and start to coil around her ankles and spiral up her legs." NEW guest #AudioPorn! A stunning (and creepy-as-fuck) #Halloween piece about tentacle sex and fear by NymphoStimToy. Get headphones. The audio is worth it. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/six-ten...

'Girl, I'm just a vampire for your love - and I'm gonna suck ya!' Happy Halloweek, lovers! I've got some sexy/creepy All-Hallows-Eve gorgeousness coming your way. I can't wait for you to see it. Seriously, I'm so excited a little bit of wee came out. Jx

NEW blog. Just a fun/horny one about a guy helping me to come by whispering depraved things into my ear. Might be of interest to those who want to raise their dirty talk game… www.girlonthenet.com/blog/acousti... #Sex #Masturbation

The first line of a blog post is not as important as you think. The final line is what counts. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/first-l... NEW blog, a rare foray into trying to write about writing itself.

New erotica time! Sometimes, a phone line and a partner are all you need... #erotica #phonesex #womenserotica jaimieserotica.com/sex-talk-ple...

These days when people ask me how to become a successful blogger I feel like a fraud if I don’t include “start at least ten years ago” in the answer. Building traffic through search was challenging but possible back then - it is all but impossible now.

New #erotica time, and I've gone all 'Black Mirror'. This is the first in what will be a series of erotic stories inspired by songs; this one on an all-time banger by Goldfrapp. Would you pay by the hour for an evening with a beautiful, strict #android? Jx jaimieserotica.com/in-love-with...

Rare example of a blog post where I started writing about one hot thing then realised something else was even hotter. NEW blog: spit in my mouth (and elsewhere) www.girlonthenet.com/blog/spit-in... Stunning art by @stuartcb.bsky.social . I love her thighs ❤️

New post now live on the site about, ermmm, 'man-mayo'. It had to happen sooner or later. Jx jaimieserotica.com/sex-with-men... #erotica #sexywriting #sexblog #semen #badbadbadgirl #suchagoodgirl

New story now live on the blog. This time, I've gone for a modern twist on the Rapunzel fairy tale - set in New York City. No photo of my bum this time, either, but an actual illustration by yours truly! jaimieserotica.com/rapunzel-in-... #erotica #sexystory #writing

Hi all. In the latest shameless attempt to drum up a bit of traffic while I'm having a bit of a site refresh and writing some new stuff, here's an oldie but goodie. Short, dirty but oh-so-sweet. One of my fave pics of my bum too! Jxx jaimieserotica.com/sweet-treats... #erotica #sexywriting #taboo

My earliest erotica is also my most popular: about how things can go awry when you try to act out a fantasy in real life. It's a true story as well, you know, in case you wondered... Jx jaimieserotica.com/fantasies-of... #erotica #womenserotica #sexywriting #nylonsandheels #stockings #streetgirl

Spent a happy but exhausting day taking some photos to illustrate future stories. I spent all day sucking my tummy in - my abs are absolutely ruined! The dress is by the wonderful @westwardboundlatex.bsky.social Bloody gorgeous, isn't it? #erotica #jaimieserotica #latex #nylonsandheels

My novella-length erotica, 'Jaimie in Wonderland,' is live on my site. You know where to find the link... Jx