Why is a soft “shhh, I know, baby. I know.” Whispered in your ear the absolute HOTTEST thing a man can say/do?

People with slutty little thigh tattoos are so hot - I want one soooo bad (I’m scared)

I’m gonna be so real, I don’t know a lot about Pokémon but I think this is the cutest little guy in the world

Okay, hear me out: spooning in bed, your chin resting on top of my head, your fingers rubbing small circles on my clit until I can’t stand it anymore

My foreplay consists of sitting in your lap and yapping at you about anything that comes to mind for a minimum of twenty minutes (while you make noises of agreement and finger me, obviously). Then we can fuck. 🥰

brother i just need to lay in his arms and not think for a while

Let’s goooo picrew.me/en/image_mak...

I’ve already done this ramble but me sitting in your lap cockwarming you while you try to game is exactly how I want to spend the evening, actually. I WILL be heckling your gameplay.

I just want to give someone a kinda mean and overstimmed as hell handjob until they’re begging me to stop 😔 I don’t ask for much

Missionary so I can keep yapping at you the entire time you’re inside me

A sleepy-slow spooning cuddlefuck would fix me, btw

I am so sore from helping a friend move earlier. I need a drink, a bath, a full body massage, and a minimum of three (3) orgasms STAT