Update: I’m too hot again. Am yet to change out my swimsuit.

Update: I AM RESTORED 🧘🏻‍♀️

Fully just abandoning work today and getting in the sea. I technically finish in four hours time but I will be logging off in one. Thankfully everyone knows I put in a fuck tonne of extra hours over the year and get my shit done so I can get away with this 😂 Live footage of me regulating later:

This is me right now. Except with MASSIVE TI-

Good morning from me and my arse (🇬🇧) because I’m too hot for underwear right now thank yew.

A nice quick tutorial on drawing chubby fun bits on vulva/vaginas.

New ramble for the Lovelies & Poppets tiers ✨ I talk about how hot it is when a guy leans back to watch it sliding in and out 🤤 boonsaudios.com/supporters/a...

I’ve actually had enough of this heat already, lads. Gonna just let them suffocate me. 👋🏻🫡🪦💀

This is about you doing something obscenely reckless. Making a dangerous decision, just so you can experience a little pleasure. If I kiss you, I won’t feel like a stranger so much anymore. And I think you really want a strangers fingers stretching out this tight- Hey I finished it! 😀

Starting writing a femme fatale script while I was into the first season of killing eve but now I’m on the last one and it’s so crap that I’ve run out of motivation 💀

A little teaser for you! 30 of your favourite VAs moaning for your pleasure… One amazing editor… @saucysatay.bsky.social Organised by me… Coming soon. Art by @pumpkinpotion.bsky.social

So many really lovely artists and teachers under my last post giving me advice about how to start drawing, but I just meant I wanna be able to make accompanying visuals to my audio-pornography 🫪

Oh no that’s not-

Having a really vivid imagination and a total lack of drawing skills is AGONYYYY.

I’m gonna need you to back tf up ☝🏻

Was wondering why I was suddenly running around like the Duracell bunny getting all kinds of random shit done at 12am when I’ve been so tired all day. Reader she did NOT take her afternoon meds. 🫪

Remembering how difficult it is to record when the weather turns sunny. Everyone’s in their gardens. 🥲

Women in STEM SAYING TOODLEOO ESPECIALLY MOODILY (to generative AI)

Out now! 🎧 www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau... 🎥 Is it her you’re looking at? Or him? Perhaps both…? Don’t worry, they’re going to help you relax and keep you feeling safe the whole way through. So, you in? 🎥 @alotofaxolotl.bsky.social

CW: GREAT TITS Happy hump day I’m taking over your screen with my boobs real quick thank you.

It’s a beautiful day to be bisexual

I’ll wait in bed for you to get home, babes. Shall I put my hair up so you can wrap my ponytail around your fist, or would you rather run your fingers through my hair and grip it at the scalp?

We’ll see you in a of couple days, buddy. 🍿👀 @alotofaxolotl.bsky.social

I had the immense pleasure of chatting to Tiff last night for her podcast, Vicious Ink. Sitting in my pyjamas talking about audio erotica, dark romance, and phone-sex-operator careers is always my idea of a good time anyway so I had a blast. Keep an eye out for the episode to hear us yap 🫶🏻

That look in your eyes as I ease my finger in. That hitch of breath while we keep our eyes locked. That lip biting as I slowly move my hand. That gripping of my wrist as I add another finger. That moving of your hips as I curl my digits. That eon that passes as I watch you. Until your eyes close.

🎧 30 Audios 🎧 ✍🏽 26 Writers ✍🏽 🎙️30 VAs 🎙️ 🍑 All made for [Fat Listeners]🍑 ✨ 100% Free ✨ 🗓️ MARK YOUR CALENDARS 🗓️ ☀️FAT GIRL SUMMER STARTS JUNE 1ST ON GWA☀️

This corporate office life has been slowly killing me for a while now but my work bestie leaving is actually gonna tip me over the edge into full insanity I fear.

👀😌

Yeah it’s gonna have to be prone tonight, babe. I need all your weight on me. Move real slow, whisper real dirty. Fuck me into a dozy, snoozy, brainless state, please & thank you.

Omg they were roommates. New script fill up on GWA, written by u/H0rny-Owl. It involves a spoon-cuddlefuck-from-behind-with-raised-leg. Yum. 💕 www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...

I hate to ask for help, but in order to get to my day job, I need my car. And my car needs 2 control arms, 2 new tires and new rotors. (Around $1600) If you can help in any way, I would greatly appreciate it but please don’t overspend or put yourself out of something! throne.com/dahliavabloo...

Just a reminder to VAs; I’m reuploading my scripts to Reddit in an unorganised and chaotic fashion… I have a mixture of m4f, a4a, f4m, m4m and f4m for you to choose from. Username: u/waterlilywrites

New F4M out now 🎧 💄When you arrive home from work, I’m busy getting dolled up in our bedroom. Nothing special, I just wanted to make sure you had a good night. I know how much you like to smear my lipstick and make my mascara run...Daddy. 💄 www.magic-wave.com/audio/ruin-m...

Tits & Tums Tuesday ☁️

Something is dropping soon that’s gonna turn you into a puddle. Like, fair warning, start hydrating now.

LIVE NOW ✨ The HexBOOK Series #4 is here! A first time client learns to let go under Grey's experienced hands. Come listen with a free subscription and catch up on the series when you're done! M VA: @greytones.bsky.social Writer: @katastrphe.bsky.social Editor: @jessietheva.bsky.social

New digs are well sound-treated, yes. With theatre programmes.

I guess I had some real good dreams because I woke up positively aching to feel that delicious stretch…☁️ New ramble out now. 🎧 boonsaudios.com/supporters/a...

A review for one of the splatterpunk horror novels I’ve narrated: “This audiobook feels like being trapped in a dark room with a voice that knows exactly how to hurt you.” 😌💅

Oh it’s Thursday. Moving house will fuck you and your body clock up 💀😂

Wednesday morning thought: social media can be an absolute hellscape but I will say it’s largely cured my fear of spiders. I still don’t want one ON me but I can appreciate cutie ones. I chat to them when I rescue them and take em outside now. One in the house to be panic attack inducing - wild.

I need someone to post a photo of their butt because I have a new reaction photo I’m desperate to use. Thanks so much x

New Reddit account - u/waterlilywrites - but still andlikewaterlilies everywhere else ✌🏻 Thank you so, so much for all the lovely messages and kindness you’ve shown me since I got shadowbanned on Reddit, I really appreciate it. Onwards. ♥️

I just said to @writtenbywhimsy.bsky.social “I’ve cheered myself up by ordering a funky microwave” and I fear that’s what 30s are all about.

dancing with you 🎀 #farcille #artsky #art

Gave the whole gang a proper good deep clean before packing them for the move. So nice when you can get the whole family together for a photo isn’t it 🥹

CANT stop watching Diljit Dosanjh but what’s boggling my mind are the ‘hear me out’ comments. Hear you out?? That’s a very conventionally attractive man. Is it a ‘hear me out’ because he’s not white? Cause he’s Indian? Hm? I can’t tell if it’s stupidity or intentional bigotry but I suspect ✨both✨

Staring intensely at my audiobooks and wondering if the authors who stopped communicating after they went live will miraculously see an email asking them to opt-in to the new ACX/Audible royalty model so I can continue getting royalties on the books I put many hours into producing or nah 👁️👄👁️

Second room crush call out and really you should all be saying the same because I am actually IN YOUR WALLS 👹