I really recommend spending about 18 minutes watching Hank Green talk passionately about a fish because it weirdly made me feel better about myself and my path in life!? Idk but I’m gonna be like the mola mola and be too weird to fail. youtu.be/wR9MilgXEm0?...

There’s a new ramble out on BoonsAudios.com and I’ve used a direct quote as a title: “I’m full of ADHD and horny thoughts.” boonsaudios.com/supporters/a...

If you see this, share something monochromatic 🖤

One spot left, pop me a message to grab it 🧡

I believe it was ABBA who once said: Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie

💕FYI💕 I’ve opened up three limited commission spots, for 10 minute bespoke audios. One spot has already been taken - if you’re interested in the other two, let me know. More deets below. 🫶🏻 www.reddit.com/u/BoonsVA/s/...

Am currently equal parts mad horny and neck deep in existential crisis.

💘CUPID'S CHOICE: A CYOA COLLAB IS NOW LIVE💘 🎨 by @nightsongsiren.bsky.social ENJOY! ✨

Holy shit? Shaun the Sheep is a PUN. Am I stupid? Did we all know this???

♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ So many awesome AE collabs today from a bunch of AMAZING creators that it’s a little overwhelming. Therefore, here’s a thread of all of the ones I’m aware of, I’ll add to the list throughout the day but lemme know if I miss any… Delicious Valentine’s Day audio porn below 👇🏻

The Cupids & Cubicals collab is out now! Go show all the involved creators lots of love. You can find me, @mobisighs.bsky.social and @writteninchaos.bsky.social in Priceless. 💘 www.reddit.com/r/BeyondTheV...

Look at all this talent in one place! 💘 Go show it some love!

@boonsva.bsky.social & @mobisighs.bsky.social got up to a little more than auctioning off a date with Cupid & well.... Let's just say - this audio is as priceless as she feels to him by the end of the night. 😮‍💨🥴 Dropping on reddit & magic wave at midnight. 💘💌

I’m greedy so it’s a double drop weekend 💅 The lovely @jessietheva.bsky.social has organised a Valentine’s Day collab in which I got to pair up with @violetbranwen.bsky.social for some FF4A sapphic perfection - written by our @andlikewaterlilies.bsky.social 🤤 there’s saddles & swords involved.

Thrilled to be contributing to the Cupids & Cubicals collab with an MF4A radioplay written by @writteninchaos.bsky.social and co-voiced with @mobisighs.bsky.social 🤤 Hope you’re super excited to hear me bent over my desk by my boss. 🫦 Out on Valentines Day 💘

Holy shit. Jeen!!

If you're looking for some black creators to follow and support, you can do so here!

Nobody can tell me shit when I’m wearing these. What’s the science behind how they rearrange brain chemistry?

Vanilla, cosy, sweet cuddlefuck except with super filthy whispers and moaning. And a glass of water for the table please, tap is great thank you so much!

Actually, let’s talk about perimenopause/menopause. I know a lot of my pals/followers are younger than me here so feel free to ignore. My perimenopause went undiagnosed for about five years as medical practitioners mostly don’t give a shit about it. 1/4

What…the absolute fuck…are Lovense doing.

Desiring to write the greatest love song ever written, a famous bard sets off on a quest for inspiration. Arriving at an inn, he begins collecting tales of love and lust from the patrons. But there is more to the inn than meets the eye, and it's not long before the bard is telling a tale of his own

Thank you to @thesmutcap.bsky.social for featuring me this week.

New ramble out now on my site for all tiers - here’s a little sneak peek. 🎧 boonsaudios.com/supporters/a...

That we are teasing on the magic wave platform, on the gonewildaudio, freeaudioporn, and beyondtheveilscripts subreddits. You don't want to miss it. (She sounds really fucking hot 🥴😮‍💨)

😆 - You know I heard rumors about this collab. You and others are starring in office romances right? A little Boons on the desk action? Sign me up. I can't wait. --- PSA - to everyone in the comments haha - Boons is part of the Valentine's Day collab, Cupids & Cubicles, & you can find this audio

My friend knew I wouldn’t stop working long enough to watch Heated Rivalry, therefore made me spend 7 hours at her house watching every episode today. 1) I get the hype holy mother of- 2) It made me relax for more than 20 minutes without trying to be productive and I love her for that

Aside from having the boobs you guys know I do audio erotica too right have I talked about that yet

Out on Quinn now ♥️ links.tryquinn.com/jBbWlhgPx0b

CW: Tits 💋 Happy Friday 🖤

Today I finished up my first audio that includes [scissoring] and I am excited 🕺

Shout out to the dude who commented under this on reddit to have a go about the kerning in this graphic. ITS ME & CANVA AGAINST THE WORLD BRO GIMMIE A BREAK 💀

If you wanna hear me cockwarm you under your desk while your work - now’s your chance. 🤤 boonsaudios.com/supporters/a...

Hello script writers are any of you Fallout fans and wanna co-write an audio with me cuz I have an idea but I’m only a newbie fan and could use some help and I think it’d be fun and you can dm me if you wanna do that. 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

had a great convo w/ @whiskeredkitty.bsky.social about doing some audios for disabled audience do i have any moots that write for disabled?... i havent seen much content out like that. where my writers at for this? lets collab soon! a lot dont know, but ive needed assistance walking for a few yrs

Like, hello? 😭

I’ve woken up in an absolute state today. What’s happened. I really specifically want my thighs over some shoulders. And yet here I am?? Answering emails??? I’ll tell you how your email has found me Sharon it’s found me sexually frustrated. KIND REGARDS, I GUESS.

Please know if I ever hit like on an explicit nude I was looking at it like this probably

Oh fucksake NO! NO BRAIN. NO. WE HAVE MANY URGENT TASKS THIS WEEK BRAIN. DO NOT START WRITING A SCRIPT. NO. BRAAAAAIN NO. BAD BRAIN. NO-

Fuck, baby, look at you. Such a pretty mess for me. You know seeing all that mascara run down your cheeks only makes me wanna grip this hair harder, yeah? Oh shh shh shh I know, I know you can’t help it - that’s what makes it so goddamn sexy. Now, open up sweet girl. I’m not fucking done. 👅 #W1PP

Can’t lie, hurt my own feelings with this one. But I really specifically was in the mood for a slow, couch-straddle, cuddlefuck while having a conversation AND a dude who finishes inside then just wants to play with it after so I wrote this 🤷🏻‍♀️

Hooraaaaaaaaay🎉🥳

Sorry, honey, I used all the hot water. 🛁🤭 Full snap on BoonsAudios.com in the poppets tier. 🧡

You should really go check this one out. Highly recommend 😜

Hello mate, yeah can I please get uuuuuuh one comforting yearny cuddlefuck with a side of vocal guy in bed? Cheers.

You know about Ria, right? You gotta.

Catherine O’Hara has got me good. Ooft. Ouch. What a source of light 😭

It feels fitting that on the last day of posting episodes for a globetrotting project where I represent Blighty I’m having beans on toast for tea.

Good morning, sunshine. ⛅️