i have 5+ mutuals with “envy” can you unfollow her please. she’s transphobic and racist.

ran out of lube but needed to get off so i ruined my first orgasm and used my cum instead. im nothing if not resourceful

If you use an AI profile picture, I implore you to download the app Picrew & create an artist drawn profile picture for free. There are SO many different styles & themes. I literally have an entire folder on my phone cuz I like making them when I can't sleep. It's ethical & creative. Ethics is sexy.

Of course I like group sex, I'm a commie

One of the great joys of apartment living is getting to change your wifi name to let your neighbours know they're fucking too loud

Hell yeah! Thanks for funding today's bakery run 🥰

Thank you! That's very kind of you. 💞

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I never remember my dreams 😭 thanks long covid

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My type is, and always has been, a decade older and a foot shorter.

when I say "lets take turns taking backshots" this is what I fucking mean

best part about recording a bath sex audio is that now I get to treat my self to a much needed bath and record it for SFX

You and your BDSM test 🫣

ramblefapped so hard i sprained my fucking elbow halfway through recording 😭

If you talk about autistic people as though they are somehow lesser, or you subscribe to rhetoric that makes out as though having an autistic child is a fate worse than death, you're an absolute wankstain of a human😊🙌

It’s not a coincidence that Tylenol is one of the only medications you can take if you’re pregnant. Read that as many times as you need to until you get it. They believe people who bear children should suffer. Because their little fairytale book told them so.

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There's nothing more attractive than having up-to-date advanced first aid training. And thighs I guess.

live-recording a stoner script *while* stoned was the best decision i ever made

consider yourself peeped

I have used actual pasta sounds for fingering in 3 audios this year and nobody has noticed yet.

so many moots hitting milestones today 🥳 making my day tbh

I'm having far too much fun playing toxic characters lately 🫣

bit off more than i can chew with my latest audio so now i have to banish myself to editing hell until its finished

breaking news: the exhib guy really fucking likes recording live. who could have seen this coming?

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Cover your face, tell a trusted person where you are, dont take your main phone with you, get out of there if things get violent, stay off socials and dont be bragging. Stay safe.

witches on etsy are probably making bank right now

If any of my UK mutuals are in London today PLEASE KEEP YOURSELF SAFE. The racists are out in force today in a big far right march.

If he ain’t gonna eat it tell him to beat it

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bring a strap so we can take turns taking backshots

before you listen to any more slop token, here are some albums/eps you should try: Måsstaden - Vildhjarta (2011) I Let It In And It Took Everything - Loathe (2020) Singles Collection - Spiritbox (2019) 💖

Doing one of these now too! tellonym.me/alotofaxolotl

controlled someone's orgasms all night and helped them set a PB so I'd say my mental health is fixed for the next six months

If I have to put up with one more person telling me I'm a misogynist because of my job I am going to lose it

oh my god i finally know how this song feels and its so fucking accurate (also im mad because im so fatigued i cant even enjoy silksong) www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNVB...

so yeah i ended up with two (count em, two) abscesses in one of my molars and a pretty severe root infection to boot. extraction went well but your boy is fucking sore so i dunno when i'll be back to posting regularly