THIS IS SO GOOD

Going to bed smiling tonight.

To commemorate Darth Cheney's passing.

there is no i in team but there is a u in fuck

Four hours. I've never been so glad to not be a fan of a baseball team. OMG those poor Jay's fans. Player's are paid big $, they can live w/ that, but the fans. Coming home up 3-2. All the guys left on base last night. The 3-1 lead. All those stranded tonight. Man. I feel for'em.😢

Called it. 😝 I told my wife I wasn't watching the Giants again this year after that historical debacle last week but it was the Eagles so I relented. If any team was going to fix Barkley it was his old team. I'm going to take my 6 hrs Defensive Driving Course now, better than this. 😝

Mad Magazine, over 50 years ago

New $20 just dropped #TrumpDestroyedTheWhiteHouse

Sewell looking like Hodor blocking 3 defenders down at the goal line on the touchdown run. The man is a beast. #MNF

Trump ordered today another lethal strike in the Caribbean, killing everyone on board a vessel. The "elimination" of 6 more people is not law enforcement; it's extrajudicial murder. This illegal campaign, which has now claimed 27 lives, is part of war plan against Venezuela.

So I was on the other place as usual for sports, b/c I like the "trending" that covers it, and tucked away among all the NFL names was a "phil", who's apparently a guy in a relationship w/ another guy Dan, and together they're Phan, and I feel like this is something that should have been on BS.🤷‍♂️

Is this the worst "curse of the Manningcast" to happen so far @awfulannouncing.bsky.social No active player is ever going on that show again.😩

Some good news! A librarian got fired for refusing to remove LBGTQ books and sued the county, its board of commissioners, the library board, and members of both government boards for violating her 1st amendment rights, and discriminatory and retaliatory firing. www.rawstory.com/wyoming-libr...

2024 me: Nothing is worse than all of these betting commercials I have to sit through watching live sports. 2025 me: Nothing is worse than all of these AI commercials I have to sit through watching live sports.

NY Giants fans know what's what.😂 Still trying to figure out how to follow sports on BS, searching for "giants" seems to only get me so far. 🤷‍♂️ #NYG #TNF

How is it NOT holding when you can clearly see the defenders white jersey stretched for a full yard behind him? Did the ref think he caught his jersey caught on his locker or something? 😝 #NYG #NFL

I think I'm spending too much time on BS. I had a dream last that I was sitting in a barber chair, saw a black SUV pull up behind me in the mirror, and 2 ICE agents came in to arrest me. I was so scared it woke me up. And I'm a cishet old Catholic white guy. Everyone else must be living like 😱

I know punching the ball out is a cool and a totally legal thing to do in football but if you punch the ball carrier in the side of the head first so hard that you can clearly see his helmet spin, well that should probably be illegal. #TNF

Posting the best coverage I can find of the Sumud flotilla to Gaza here as it looks like it's been taken prisoner by Israel in international waters. Hopefully some more news coverage will collaborate. Italy readying for a general strike, maybe others will follow.🤷‍♂️ www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblo...

This nearly made me LOL (but not in a good way) Johnson saying anyone should "do the right thing" while new Congresswoman Adelita Griljava waits to be sworn in, BY HIM, is the height of hypocrisy, even for him. Democrats should demand her swearing in first & foremost www.cnbc.com/2025/09/30/g...

We're all Bad Bunny. 🐰 Or at least all music I hear on the radio is. Guess that isn't going to change any time soon. Congrats to Mr. Bunny. If nothing else it's sure to piss off POTUS.😂

Thinking about changing my avatar. No reason. 😩

I have lived and worked in and around Chicago for 27 years and I have been assaulted less often than Sen Paul has been in his own back yard.

The most extreme example I've come up with is in #WESTVIRGINIA, where a 64-yr old couple earning $84,601/yr would go from paying $599/mo to $4,898/mo. That's over EIGHT TIMES as much as they're paying today. (The example here is based on them earning $90K): acasignups.net/ira-subsidy-...

This is the way. @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social www.cnbc.com/2025/09/22/j...

That time the vulgar man from Queens with many mistresses met the mistress who is one of the many queens.

The whole world is mocking MAGA-America right now.

Fascists vs Antifa 👇

Ok this was funny.

You can’t talk about cleaning up crime in D.C. while a 34-count convicted felon is running the country.

Disney learned nothing from Andor.

•ABC: fires Kimmel for mocking Trump •CBS: fires Colbert for mocking Trump •ABC: fires Moran for slamming Stephen Miller •MSNBC: fires Matt Dowd for saying “hateful thoughts lead to hateful actions” •FOX: Champions Brian Kilmeade as he calls for Nazi state murder of America’s 600K homeless people

He's legit insane.

Transgender people are owed a retraction and apology from @wsj.com. The lie has already become canon to millions and it seems the least they could do.

I don't like monochrome uniforms and I don't like white uniforms but I really don't like the Green Bay white helmets. I also don't like the white line of scrimmage but I suppose that's not important. OK on w/ the game. #TNF

Getting ready to watch the Manningcast as 2 NFL teams battle it out to determine who's the 3rd best team in their own division. 🤷‍♂️ #MNF #EliandPeyton Wow. That dude could sing.🇺🇸

Fixed it

Stayed up to midnight watching the Bills big comeback win 41-40 over the Ravens. Stayed up past midnight b/c I had to write about it on BS. Wow. After a long day of Mets, Jets and Giants losses, just wow. And now I sleep.😴 #NFL #SNF

Question for ya @get2sammyb.bsky.social Is Mr Beast just Geoff Keighly with a goatee? Has anyone ever seen them in the same room together?

#NFL be like - You want to watch football for free? Well here, have some Mr. Beast. 🙄

What was the over-under on a guy getting ejected for spitting before the first snap? 🤑 #NFLonBlueSky

Shout out to history making NY Mets starting pitcher Nolan McLean, first Mets pitcher to start their career 4-0. And sure the Mets offense has been scoring a lot of runs lately but his era is only 1.37. #LGM

One of the things that has always bothered me about the USA is how we always talk about "food stamps" in regards to the people receiving them or how much they get, and not the fact that our country is a lost cause b/c 40 million people NEED food stamps.🤬😱 www.cnbc.com/2025/09/01/s...

Well "summer" in the US is just about over, just a few hours to go, but good news, next year in 2026 we get 15 weeks of summer instead of the more typical 14 weeks. Make good use of it next year, won't happen again after that until 2037.😢 www.popsci.com/article/tech...

Some day. Sooner? Later? Later today? But some day...