Aye aye aye

Holy Jesus I didn't look close enough, saw the green logo quickly and thought this was The Onion and started chuckling man what have we done lol

I sat in a fucking court room and heard Apple imply that a naked cartoon banana was somehow inappropriate but somehow Grok non consensually undressing women and children is ok?? www.theverge.com/policy/85990...

Seen some people suggesting the new shooting video is AI because you can see a dinosaur in the background at one point. But, uh, there’s just a dinosaur on a car on that street. Here’s Google Street View. maps.app.goo.gl/fmgYaLWrwxx3...

My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet

there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school

If you're saying "Fuck JK Rowling" and "stop keeping Harry Potter culturally relevant through fandom or funding" then you should drop FNAF too. Scott Cawthon is a Christian Conservative who uses his wealth to donate to republicans, including Trump and Mitch McConnell. www.axios.com/2021/06/15/f...

Dolphins are kinda fucked up I think

i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs

still wondering why people think replacing leather with vegan leather isnt just dressing yourself in plastic. its not better than actual leather, even if its not killing a cow its just killing the environment with the microplastics it sheds

girl you gotta tuck all that

Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.

This is exactly what I told someone yesterday. Even if I spot you the first shot (I shouldn’t, but let’s go with that), shots 2 and 3 were inexcusable and this officer will lose his case if it ever goes to court.

This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis. www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...

use your eyes www.404media.co/dhs-is-lying...

don't you see they're killing us as a distraction

microblogging as a format was designed for posting pictures of your sandwich and jokes about jerking off. every time you try to make it do something else it degrades the core experience

Alanze - Glacial Force he/him

Deltarune if Tony Fox knew what he was doing

“Imagine calling yourselves the ‘master race’ but forgetting to secure your own website — maybe try mastering to host WordPress before world domination,” Root wrote. LOL

A Dutch worker went viral after explaining to their American boss that they have a life outside work.

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

interesting

how the fuck can any journalist remain on this fucking website.

somebody should send me 6 billion dollars so i can get back on hrt

I had an absolute blast drawing Fox’s cockpit. I tossed as many Easter eggs as I could into this including the N64 controller! Are we ever getting a new Starfox game? #starfox #edwinhuang #lylatwars #nintendo64

i wonder how they plan to instate a different head of government when they basically only got one guy that was just heading everything. the vp doesn't even like you? what did they think that was going to do?

If I start to see "do you condemn Maduro" dropped in the same slimy fuckhead tone as "do you condemn Hamas" as if either of those were ever meaningful questions to ask that aren't dodging something else I think I'm going to lose my fucking mind.

man sorry for the spam reposts about this but i just really can't get over that i get to see a panama level event shit never changes. republicans love oil more than their countries

Rodriguez: "We are ready to defend Venezuela. We are ready to defend our natural resources, which should aid our national development" Rodriguez does not sound like she's willing to be a US puppet, which is what Trump suggested earlier today.

THREAD: I'll fact-check all the viral misinformation about the US military operation in Venezuela in this thread This image, purporting to show the US military arresting Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, is AI-generated. According to Google's SynthID detector, it was created using Google AI.

It's a matter of principle, illegal wars of aggression can't just be allowed to be waged with complete impunity. Maduro's a bastard, but you can say that about many governments across the globe honestly, the bar for waging war should always be the highest one.

Once again.

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

Remember how appalled we all were in 2022 when Russia completely unprovoked attacked Ukraine? That is what we’re doing tonight with Venezuela. We are the bad guys here. Everyone who supports this is supporting unprovoked murder. Fuck every last one of them

1. try not to post things that will get you arrested 2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves

Zohran is already making Regular People's lives harder...

you don't have to socially or medically transition to be trans btw you can just do that shit for yourself

I’m not saying I’m above critique. But it is so telling that trans woman are constantly held to this arbitrary standard of moral perfection and if we fall beneath some persons arbitrary bar at any moment, we’re treated as if we’re horrid ppl with zero nuance or anger far above what we did.

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i be in her pussy like its minecraft 1.8 bedwars

" ... No, perhaps "will" isn't right. The power they contain is... " #DELTARUNE

I keep this screenshot handy when someone's replies start to cross the Nicholson Line.