It's a good read. www.dailymaverick.co.za/article/2026...

Meanwhile South Africa not only identified the virus and strain, the NICD lab in Johannesburg has already sequenced it. And the hantavirus isn't even endemic to SA. Shithole country 1 - 0 Fascist clown state 🤡

Well this was a good time to take a strong painkiller 🫤

Do horses want cake? We conducted an investigation into statements published by @bencollins.bsky.social in the print edition of @theonion.com.

"Easter eggs are not for cats!"

Pleased to report that Fat Pony and her friends are regularly served special cake on their birthdays and other occasions

Words to live by

He got a job as a mousepad.

Just had to explain to two professors how to *checks notes*... scroll through a PDF #FML

Had a particularly niche nightmare last night in which I was somehow involved in accidentally breaking embargo on a (real) paper to be published this Tuesday

Navya Randhawa, 48, told reporters that she hadn’t intended on wasting the session, and was less interested in making a political statement than she was getting that thing on her arm looked at. Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/chroni...

I'm on the research management side, but I *will* give a short talk on the importance of a new TB vaccine to anyone.... Even my cat's vet's receptionist 😬

I'm on the research management side, but I *will* give a short talk on the importance of a new TB vaccine to anyone.... Even my cat's vet's receptionist 😬

When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

So bad, even the introverts are here #EndUCTUnfairness Do you value my labour now?

On the plus side, chloroquine has halved my CRP concentration. On the minus side, I feel like death warmed over 🤷🏻‍♂️

"our grant number is [XYZ]; please acknowledge the grant in the funding section of your paper"

My extreme sport is typing without glasses

this is basically who you are asking to make a slide deck

"I am a children's entertainer who specializes in face painting," writes a woman now in hiding from the federal government for witnessing a state-sanctioned street execution

Here’s a short poem about the power of poetry to change the world.

"Ultimately, the project secured funding from the South African Medical Research Council and the Gates Foundation. It's about a twentieth of the original USAID grant and none of it is from the U.S. government."

My assimilation into Cape Town society is nearly complete: my car now has a CAA reg and today I bought a wearable duvet (knee length K-Way puffer jacket)

Can confirm this effect holds even for this 1/8th Irish person, 2 generations distant from the last ancestor born in Ireland ✊🏻

Steers BBQ sauce FTW

Highland pony at dusk for #scape Friday. #photography #EastCoastkin

Them: So I'm taking ivermectin... Me: well you won't have scabies, I guess (Biologist working in infectious disease area)

Bat-eared fox Cape cobra Secretary bird Blue crane Rhino

👀... Except that the cat has dealt with all carelessly placed bits of ceramic

High School biology teacher brought a pig's head in for us to dissect

this, all day right now (unmute, it’s a bop)

Being bullied at work so I'm eating pizza about it 🍕

Bully your comms person into creating a LinkedIn page, sending them off to a place that *checks notes* advertises jobs... #Genius

Without fair regulation, most Cape Town residents will edge ever further away from a home in the city, argue the authors. Read groundup.org.za/article/cape... by Gabbi le Roux, Adam Narain and Jonty Cogger

Think I'm gonna have samoosas for lunch with a delicious side order of "the worst people you know are enraged and scared". Yum.

Currently sporting a black eye courtesy of a hock to my temple this weekend, and pleased to report that this post came via my Following feed

So often you see some dingy, overpriced, dirty-looking house advertised to rent, with "SORRY NO PETS" firmly stipulated in the details. Get a grip. My pets have got a lot of self-respect and wouldn't want to live in your shit house.

I don't get up to investigate strange noises. They're all coming from my body.

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

🧵 Question: "If chimps are so much like us, why are they endangered while humans dominate the globe?" Goodall: "Well, in some ways we're not successful at all. We're destroying our home. That's not a bit successful." — #JaneGoodall, 3 Apr. 1934 - 1 Oct. 2025 #ForeverInspiring #LegacyOfHope 🧪

[Context: South Africa] I live near Groote Schuur hospital (major tertiary centre) and I've never before or since seen so many life flight helicopters land there.

I lost it at “FUCKING KYLE!” #caturday

Me: Hey I got you a new scratching post so you can stop destroying the couch (My cat chuckling with one paw on my shoulder): "oh heavens no. nonononono, haha. nooo."

The main difference between extroverts and introverts has yet to be determined because the extroverts won't shut the fuck up

Spring flowers in the Swartland Granitic Renosterveld remnant on the farm. Would've taken more pics but Fat Pony was having hysterics and belying her age (34!) again 🐎

i know things look bad right now but parafilm exists.

“I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. “CATS,” he said eventually. “CATS ARE NICE.” -Terry Pratchett, Sourcery #caturday

Yes, it was carefully hidden in the New England Journal of Medicine. Pfizer/BioNTech vaccine (www.nejm.org/doi/pdf/10.1... ) 1/2