tonight, my dad did the “Ride of Silence," which is a national ride to remember cyclists who have died due to car accidents and to raise awareness for drivers to share the road. he bought this jersey to wear for the ride 🥲

Every day of Trump 2.0 I think “it can’t get more outrageous than this,” and I am wrong. This slush fund thing is so fucking rancid and unacceptable and I hate the feeling and reality that no politician is going to stop it, or call in Batman or something. This is not a country.

@dsaraiya.bsky.social this came today and it’s PERFECT 🤩🧡

Goodbye, get lost, and we'll see you soon.

[78 SCORELESS MINUTES OF PLAYOFF HOCKEY] cam york for some reason:

The Persistence of Memory, by Salvador Dalí, 1931, 📸 by David Ramos

Pisces: Today is a good day to start a big project. Improve your house, take on an extra task at work, abandon your flesh, start a novel.

It’s the Playoffs. Let Gritty have a gun.

Live for it. Bleed for it. Die for it. #letsgoflyers #ignitetheorange

Crosby took himself off the ice late in a game while trailing because he cared more about getting revenge on a guy who outplayed him tonight and it may have cost them a chance to tie it. Genuine loser behavior. Sad!

the big story tonight

The Philadelphia Flyers are the fourteenth team to qualify for the 2025-2026 playoffs.

Pisces: Your eyes go black and birds fall out of the sky as you smile for the first time in centuries. All is transpiring according to prophecy.

The big story on Action News tonight...

im going to become the joker

Pisces: Time heals all wounds. You'll be good to go in about 150 years.

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

A bunch of leftover scrap is on fire in south Philly? Folks enough about the Flyers…

I am supposed to be a brain in a jar

I’m so proud of these dudes whose social media content I will never, ever check

brian boucher saying "south jersey" on a national olympics broadcast. that's what it's all about.

kind of amazing that everything trump does can be understood through the lens of narcissism and it's related needs (e.g., self aggrandizement, revenge, domination, grievance validation). i don't think any character has been so one-dimensional, not even wile e coyote or scrooge mcduck

60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

posting my writing online always feels like the part of The Phantom of the Opera where he pops up out of nowhere and says “I HAVE WRITTEN YOU AN OPERA…”

I keep thinking again, in light of the latest Epstein files dump, about how MeToo “went too far.”

when you’re definitely not mad

keep yelling

“i want back my rocking chairs, / solipsist sunsets, / & coastal jungle sounds...” A poem by Renee Nicole Good, who was murdered by ICE earlier today. lithub.com/renee-nicole...

should not get lost in the night how much of a bar "the fans are nuts, the boos are awesome, and the cheers are even better" was.

the last thing u see before u die @anaheimducks

having a blood feud with the Anaheim Ducks does not feel right but damn i feel alive ngl

“Epstein actually did kill himself but he used his suicide note to commiserate with Larry Nassar about how it was unfair Trump wasn’t also getting caught in the pedophile crackdown” is an insane twist.

Went here and everyone said they knew you 😬

i actually don't have a lot of trouble believing that god returned for his flock and the refs were the only ones to be raptured

The reason the tush push is gonna get banned is because it turns everybody into idiots. Defenders, refs, announcers, fans, occasionally the Eagles themselves. Everyone just becomes very stupid as soon as the play comes up.

Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far. So much work remains to be done.

now we're talking

Lets Go Birds and Go Aiden

Schwarber gets $300 million in one lump sum, 70% of alcohol sales in Citizens Bank Park, 35-40% of popcorn sales, and he just keeps playing until he can’t hit homers anymore

lofi beats to ignore the slow motion apocalypse to

I wrote about what I think is a genuinely revealing document of elite depravity and impunity. It is shocking and sickening. But it's also a crucial moment. We're about to see what happens when conspiracy theorists actually get what they asked for but it turns out not to be what they want.

Good Morning.

“Who are we playing?” - John Kruk, in between interrogating the origin of the concept of the time.

I love his commentary, like this one

So here's the discussion where John Kruk asks Tom McCarthy how the person who invented the first clock knew what time it was

American men’s tennis might not have a slam winner any time soon but they do have someone around to make Alexander Zverev consistently miserable, I’ll take the wins where I can get them

imagine being able to forget the Flyers’ eight-goalie season. what must that blissful life be like