Well, another year where our Island soccer team did not get chosen to play in FIFA. On the bright side, we didn’t have to attend or flap our wings for the participation trophies given out. Time to prepare for Eurovision selection.

Some poor, unsuspecting soul at this holiday party is about to unwrap the world’s worst White Elephant gift: Kash Patel’s “The Plot Against the King” trilogy.

This week we are averaging 750-1000 whistles distributed per day- and those are just the ones our volunteers are providing and coordinating. Be safe, form a crowd, and BLOW THOSE WHISTLES.

Quit Spotify! There are other music apps.

Ah yes, the 70s. My parents had a 1977 Buick LeSabre that chewed through tires because it would never stay in alignment and the A/C broke down repeatedly. It got ~15 MPG. A golden age. In 1985 they replaced it with a Honda Civic.

Who am I to judge. I’ve had far worse thanksgiving weekends, tbh.

writing clickbait headlines for my cats Who's The Best Kitty: The Answer May Surprise You

techoreon.com/oregon-data-... readings as high as 73 ppm in household wells—more than ten times the state’s legal ceiling of 7ppm—following reports that local data centres are intensifying aquifer contamination.

Historical Materialism is the skeleton key to history.

Precisely

THIS is fucked. I have stopped being tolerant and empathetic. From now on, I will collect scalps.

Other than its illegality

He is safe! 🙃🥳🍭🎉🍭🎉🎉🙏📣📣😍🥰♥️♥️💕🙏🎁🎁🎁🌹

Special VIP place in Hell for guy who jacked-off to the very people whose lives he destroyed.

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door. This is who it was:

The private detention industry donates heavily to Republicans and helped put DJT in office. The higher the body count the higher their profit margins provided by our tax dollars. Attorney General Pam Bondi was one of their lobbyists before becoming Attorney General. Corrupt AF.

HAL 9000 combined with the worst babysitter ever.

Rep. Adelita Grijalva’s name now officially appears on the Epstein files discharge petition signature list

We're agreed that Democratic Party is a dirty word. Change it to "Labor-Socialist Party". You can do it, comfortable liberals. .

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Being poor isn't fun no matter where you live but of all these countries America was the worst in terms of trying to work your way up & out of poverty. The table is rigged against you & the 1% house always wins. But yeah sure,Trump cuts taxes for the richest and takes food & health from the rest.

Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.

A New York socialist Muslim has Kentuckians so excited to vote that they called and emailed and messaged their officials to find out how to vote today. And their Secretary of State makes fun of them. Anyway, what do I know?

It’s truly tragic how many of these US war criminals like Cheney never face justice and die in their peacefully in their homes in their 80s and 90s. I want to be happy he is dead but I am not. The million people he killed didnt get the luxury to die how he did.

[Werner Herzog voice] Actually, the McRib never goes away. It is we who are here for a limited time.

salute

For the gutless liberals (you know who you are), you will have to rebel. And that means you cannot go to Tractor Supply or Menards. You will REALLY have to identify with LABOR and the REAL left—and risk destroying everything that has made you comfortable.

while the UK will continue to assist us with air defense by supplying missiles and producing interceptor drones – thank you for that.2/2

🇬🇧🇫🇷🇺🇦President Zelenskyy: I want to express my particular gratitude to the United Kingdom and France: there is a decision from France to provide Ukraine with additional Mirage fighter jets and air defense missiles, 1/2

"Tzefardea Tzedek" (Frog of Righteousness) As soon as the Portland Frog became a meme, Jewish social media blew up with jokes about the 2nd Passover plague - tzefarde'a (frogs) - and the Rabbinical commentary around it. I knew I had to make a calligraphy piece encompassing all of it. (more in alt.)

Attn: all liberals. Stop complaining, do something that makes you uncomfortable.

Went to a prayer service tonight at St. Mary of the Lake, where they have cardboard cutouts throughout the church representing parishioners afraid to come to Mass because of ICE.

This is gold! Tim Scott gets called out by a brotha for the Uncle Tom he is! About damn time someone told him to his face. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 *Sound*🔊 #ProudBlue #ResistanceUnited #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory

The Sassy Bee and the Portland Frog have hit Phoenix. I repeat the Sassy Bee and the Portland Frog have hit Phoenix!

I love their fat little feet.

One of the best signs so far and those huddled masses that we're fighting for. No Kings

This guy.

Generating a 5 second video is the energy equivalent of running a microwave for an HOUR

Mr. Pedo & PPP #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

Multiple airports around the country said they won’t display a video in which DHS Sec. Kristi Noem blames Democrats for the government shutdown and related travel delays.

Release the Epstein files, Zionist tools!

honk if i’m going to kill you

But come admire my twee lil’ holiday decorations before I murder you in cold blood.

“The Democrats need to empower messengers that the establishment is scared of, people who don’t delight megadonors.” Color me skeptical, but a good column!

If you're interested in Paramount, CBS News, the Free Press, or the right-wing takeover of the media, please help spread this around and let's see if we can find out anything interesting :-)

Make it stop!

Consider me chastened, official authority figure.