Show solidarity with patriotic Americans: get some pet algae today! Try Petco. Or get a hamster. They're cute as hell.

Scoop: U.S. intelligence agencies are warning the Trump administration that Netanyahu is likely to take steps that will undermine Trump’s Iran deal as the Israeli leader faces intense political pressure to continue waging war in Lebanon 🧵

found out you can borrow a button maker from the public library

REP. @justinjpearson.bsky.social : “I don’t want to hear what government can’t do ever again — it can do a lot of things quickly. We’ve seen it. Just in the wrong direction. Our job is to use the power for good to lift up the poor & marginalized and change the way things are operating.”

preparing the wedding playlist - we are charlie kirk - we are charlie kirk: slow piano - we are charlie kirk: orchestra - we are charlie kirk: slow guitar - we are charlie kirk: hyperpop - we are charlie kirk: edm - we are charlie kirk: techno - the champs: tequila

You know who's been quiet this Pride Month? Charlie Kirk.

Ken Paxton was indicted for scamming his own friends. He convinced them to invest hundreds of thousands in a company while secretly pocketing a commission. Paxton sold out his own friends for a quick buck. What makes you think he won't sell you out in the Senate?

Voters may not fully understand why all Democratic candidates seem like cookie cutter versions of each other, from the elite law degrees to the same bike gear for their identical weekend workouts, but they don't like it. It's why they feel out of touch, despite more popular policies.

There's a lot about ideological purity tests, but the bigger problem that I see is aggressively limiting the background of who can run. In some places, the only way to get Democratic backing is to be running for office since you were 10 and clicking boxes: law school right into the approved jobs.

It's like the parable of the scorpion and the frog but they're both scorpions

They're STILL here!

If anyone knows what accounts for the weak-knee'd response of VA governor Spanberger and the VA Dem legislature to purging the VA Supreme Court, please chime in. I thought that Spanberger had grown out of her feckless Centrism.

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Canadians making over $100k can’t afford a house let alone private healthcare. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

"A spectre is haunting Europe—the spectre of toxic people and fake friends.”

Voters Take Keys Away From Elder Politician open.substack.com/pub/kenklipp...

In the wake of the Michael Jackson biopic success, producers are now planning a John Wayne Gacy movie that focuses only on his career as a clown.

Oh fuck. We're all Catholic now.

This! Scream it from the rooftops!

Kicking the can down the road for two more weeks is not acceptable. Topple him now.

Eleanor Roosevelt’s gun permit (which she got it around the time the klan put a $25k bounty on her head). What a vibe

www.nytimes.com/interactive/... Nice to see we're still bigger than all of them combined.

Hindustan Times is concurs with "Trump in Walter Reed" story. Its a sure bet.

Happy Passover, New York. Here's to building a city where even the poorest among us know that their cup will be filled. Where all who are hungry can come and eat. Chag Sameach and a koshern un freilichen Pesach.

I can't believe the "New Yorker" REJECTED this cartoon!

No April Fools jokes?

When billionaires own Housing it can cost whatever they feel like. When billionaires own Energy it can cost whatever they feel like. When billionaires own Healthcare, Banking, Public Transport... Do you see the problem?

Heads on pikes! That is a protest parade!

Republicans and Convicted Felon Donald Trump own this. #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue #Pinks #TrumpIsACriminal #RepublicansAreDestroyingAmerica

Oh fuck yeah.

I'm looking for only the best Reba jokes. Participate and be famous.

AI to the rescue: "No, Kharg Island is not the fictional home of Godzilla; it is a real-world, strategically critical island in the Persian Gulf that serves as Iran's main oil export terminal."

“live stunt choreography” is a perfect description of “professional” wrestling.

Being a moron, is a flex.

Trump and Israel are a menace. Discuss among yourselves/

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A key difference between the two types of politicians obsessed with “public relations.” Zohran is reportedly very involved in the senior level comms of his admin and monitors how this stuff “plays” closely and moved to Do Something About It. Trump is obsessed with public relations and instead of…

notorious radical left communist rag says tax the rich

Nobody should die in a war to protect this.

Nobody should die in a war to protect this.

Let’s spread radical love this Valentine’s Day!

Donald Trump Orders Pentagon: Buy Coal Power, To Whip The Kaiser! www.wonkette.com/p/donald-tru... By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social