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FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?

Enjoyed this on the front cover of @privateeyenews.bsky.social

Guess the Board of Peace got bored of peace.

THIS.

NEWS! Man who said he wouldn't get involved in foreign wars starts foreign war over nuclear capability he claimed was totally obliterated a few months ago newsthump.com/2026/02/28/m...

"Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!" Trump in 2013 Obama negotiated and reached an agreement on the Iran Nuclear deal in 2013

Sounds like a job for the Board Of Peace

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Here is my opening statement to the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee today.

I regularly vote Lib Dem But TBH... ....what's the point ? Davey is not a serious leader and certainly not a PM

@katebattrick.bsky.social How are the nerves ?

He Is Bonkers

Something I’ve never really understood: why the US never simply asked for Diego Garcia to be transferred to their sovereignty? Or, given his usual penchant for acquiring things, why Trump hasn’t asked the UK to hand it over now?

Lost my phone in London, with four credit cards and £150 cash in the case. Returned to me within 21 minutes. This hellhole of a city eh.

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Curiously relaxing to watch, the old curling, isn’t it? But what a game to invent! It’s like someone gave ChatGPT this prompt: “Please devise the rules of a new sport that combines elements of bowls, darts, snooker, cleaning, bad weather and the credits to Shooting Stars, and is ineffably Scottish.”

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They found out the in-flight movie was "Melania."

exactly. this is not difficult. as.ft.com/r/58ed1b23-d...

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I'm hearing Liz Truss has defected to Benidorm by accident

Liz Truss waiting patiently by her phone for Reform to ring, not realising it's actually a penguin biscuit

He pretends to be outraged when war memorials are disrespected during marches that pass by them but the actual denigration of British war dead? “Not quite fair.” What an irredeemable shitbag.

Board of Peace - Season 1

Annual reminder of how many days there are in each month.

Someone just pitched me the idea of making Michael O’Leary EU Commission President and the more I think about it, the more I like it.

HE IS ABSOLUTELY STARK RAVING MAD

Maybe Greenland could invade us instead?

For this post to be about the United States and not Russia shows that there has been an absolute diplomatic revolution.

Deutsche Bank here with the good stuff. Game on.

2024: can Europe defend itself ALONGSIDE America? 2025: can Europe defend itself WITHOUT America? 2026: can Europe defend itself AGAINST America?

Yes, but this map overlooks that they also captured The White House

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Are we honestly doing the World Cup over there? For real?

Can anyone give me an update on how this new stability is going? Ta.

From FT letters today: "The parallels [between the churn of PMs and Man Utd managers] are striking, with the exception being that United fans still have a chance of seeing their team in Europe again soon, while the rest of us can only dream of a similar future for our benighted country."

Robert Jenrick says the Tories "broke Britain," so he's joined a party that includes: Nadhim Zahawi, Nadine Dorries, Jonathan Gullis, Ben Bradley, Danny Kruger, Jake Berry, Marco Longhi, Aiden Burley, Anne Marie Morris, Lee Anderson and Andrea Jenkyns.

GREAT questions ! 🥚🥦

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An Inuit greeting #greenland

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Their messaging is so fucking incoherent. Maduro was an illegitimate leader who lost in 2024, which is why we're replacing him with his VP instead of the person who won in 2024. We did this to stop fentanyl, which is why he's indicted for cocaine. We're also occupying Venezuela via Zoom call.