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Finally a good hat.

Season 10 of the Squid Advanced Circuit is here! - Circuit format; 4 qualifiers + points system, into a top 12 DE bracket - NEW: LUTI Division 2 (or equivalent) skill cap Come and prove yourselves as the strongest midlevel team, starting this Saturday!! Registration below 🧵: youtu.be/tPlU8gtQx4k

In my world, we call that the Los Angeles Angels 2023 trade deadline

Lifecycle

After nearly over six months of Splatoon comp experience, I finally feel like I have the authority to share this. I'll keep updating as I learn and experience more <3

hydra splatling

one of my dad's that he pulls out when it's someone he's known for a long time is "i know that you're a good person, so i know you probably didn't mean what it sounded like you just meant" and then uses that as a jumping off point to dig into whatever shit thing was said and why it's not okay

We're excited to be working with @ccasplatoon.bsky.social for CCA League: Season 6! Expect coverage on Collegiate Splatoon from us soon. 🦑

Just hanging out www.ryanrichardsonphotography.com model: www.instagram.com/hallo_wren/

literally every reaction I have to "the current culture" I try to gut check against this trend

Onaga

Caecilia! a beautiful name for a girl who is also a worm <3

Tommy's fake Cribs episode didn't do a good job of explaining that the fountain isn't merely near the bedroom, but directly across the room from the bed

Jesus would want us to spend 8 figures on Super Bowl ads about brotherhood and also sue the NLRB into oblivion

Taking a brief break from backing a dozen different legal attempts to repeal the entire 20th century to make a TV commercial about god's love for the forgotten, downtrodden, and despised.

Now the only thing keeping this website from being successful is our horrible horrible personalities

I saved this on my phone so I can look at it and feel calm whenever I want

I thought this was very good: www.nybooks.com/online/2024/...

The "number of likes to see this reply" filter is nice, in theory, but it doesn't go high enough to filter out more than ~40% of any argument @jbouie.bsky.social gets into. Which I do enjoy reading, but I can find the whole thread from a few of his replies. I don't need to see ALL of them!

i came back from the store and got in the elevator and there was a small dog in the elevator by itself and i called out to the doorman "hey did you know there's a dog in the elevator" and the doorman said "yeah he likes to go up and down"

happy birthday to every thoroughbred horse in the northern hemisphere

just saw a really funny post on here. you should definitely check it out

It’s nice to be home and sleepy instead of in a car and sleepy

I don't smoke weed but I do very much want weed to be federally legalized partially because it would mean that NIST has to grow a batch of Standard Reference Mid for THC concentration testing purposes

After several days of going insane to the horrible CVS hold music, I have acquired the *twelve* doses of vyvanse that my pharmacy had, instead of the 90-day supply I was prescribed. So I get to do it all over again in a couple weeks! 🙃 🙃 🙃 🙃 🙃 🙃

For my Defector debut, I talked to pro wrestlers Nyla Rose, Sonny Kiss, Anthony Bowens, Kidd Bandit, and Pollo del Mar about how they, and professional wrestling in general, are handling the anti-LGBTQ+ moral panic.

@flglmn.bsky.social you don't seem to be here, but i'm not on twitter, and I wanted to randomly tell you: The Half-Made World and The Rise of Ransom City have stuck in my brain for years. Thank you for writing them!

oh hey now i have this. time to lurk again, in a new place

Defector is still the only subscription guaranteed to offer unlimited access to both of my types of blogs, the ones about how The Mets Are Like Society and the other kind about how Society Is Like The Mets. https://defector.com/its-time-to-do-your-duty-and-take-advantage-of-the-defector-summer-sale