Down, dog.

kang tao protects and ✨serves✨ character design for @azibaby.bsky.social

I WOULD BE THE SWEETEST LITTLE BLOOD BAG, AND THE BEST AT ATTENDING TO MY VAMPIRE MASTER'S NEEDS, AND MAKE THE CUTEST NOISES WHILE BEING FED ON, AN- er, i mean, you'll never break me, bloodsucking freaks,

Thinking about how Osprey, a publishing house almost entirely devoted to publishing military uniform/equipment fetish material disguised as dry but picture heavy non-fiction tomes, put out a book dismantling the right wing mythologization of Sparta with an absolute all-timer table of contents.

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Angels are such wonderful caretakers! @raspberrywoof.bsky.social and I swapped notes! 🦊

so the nun thing can go one of two ways, either you get corrupted or you go hard in the other direction and end up some kind of divine entity's devoted plaything, and the thing is, they're both good, so you really can't lose putting on the habit

weakly mumbling 'nnnoo...' as a vampire simply pushes past the arm held up to try and keep them off me as they go in for another drink would fix me. wouldn't save me. but it would fix me.

@leaftilde.bsky.social Okay but what if Jimmy the Chick fanfiction?

Oppenheimer and The Odyssey are movies about men feeling guilt and shame over their life's crowning achievement bringing untold suffering into the world clearly this is an expression of Christopher Nolan's guilt for popularizing superhero movies with The Dark Knight

Vampires marking their thralls with a pair of dermal piercings near the base of their neck, spaced precisely as far apart as their eye teeth, to let any other creatures of the night know to look elsewhere for prey.

Comfy ~

the odyssey getting its own movie is wild cause like, it was literally the worst book in the world when it was first published. like, think about that.

Total woke cultural victory. We're bringing pronouns back. It is now illegal to be a white male. We're doing May Day parades just for HR ladies.

Fucking hate to be clove in twain

I visited the small town of Marfa, TX. A local mariachi band greeted us with a song they wrote for our campaign! Our Frontera Tour has been full of special moments — but this was a highlight. 🎶

This is going to hit this site of 37 year old readers like crack hit the streets

solomon in 1 Kings 3

Hi, as someone who grew up in a rural area and realistically can never return, I am fine with conditioning farm aid/highway and infra money/Medicare and Medicaid/etc on rural deNazification efforts.

Made an update to one of my favorite memes:

I recently had to explain qualified immunity and the near-impossibility of holding the police accountable in the United States to my dad. "Then we live in a police state," he said.

let us remember the Tang dynasty gang boss who had "Alive, I do not fear the governor" tattooed on one arm and "Dead, I do not fear the king of hell" on the other

i'm a healer, but… #fearandhungertermina #fearandhunger #RPG #OCart #BRart #fearandhungeroc

New Monday, new week, new goals. #Imeldo is gearing up and getting ready to search an area the size of a tennis court, sniffing out hidden landmines and other explosives with precision. Every search brings us closer to a #MineFreeWorld. https://bit.ly/4fqvRG3#Imeldo#MineFreeWorld#MondayMotivation #HeroRATs #APOPO

Yeah okay.

rat gluks

Also, I feel like the USA deserves a round of applause from Europe for this World Cup, where we not only hosted, but generously identified ourselves as movie villains and then were promptly destroyed. Really, what more could you want?

Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.

I am hearing that on his deathbed Lindsey Graham received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

Since the spring of 2023, I have been creating a non-violent art museum in Doom. My goal was to find art that engaged with the themes that informed Doom's creation, while also exploring the possibilities of virtual museum spaces. Please enjoy this museum. Download link below

lesbians love women, therefore loving a women is lesbian. QED

one understated lesson from the Platner disaster is that we *cannot* live in a political ecosystem where someone you've never heard of before makes a slick campaign announcement video, it goes viral, and then the people who watched it become ride-or-dies for the candidate

Daily # 26 Ride

hardware prices 🤝 astrology keeping an eye on chinese ram

“Hey girl, I saw that Trump and Iran called off the cease fire and its got me thinking why’d we cease our Love? Hope we can reignite that fire between us, HMU.”

greatest lock in of all time? www.dailymail.com/news/article...

the cool thing about lenin's stance on ww1, as lenin's stance on so many things, is that it was wrong

As I need to cover waaay more health expenses than I planned, I have more slots for ( any and all) commissions. And I also have these sketch portraits open still! They are 50 usd, payment via Easystart (paypal,cards) or Hipolink (cards). No wips!

Climb that butch #oc

America is such a deeply misogynist country that a whole decade of Trump still hasn't driven home the central lesson he offers: Misogyny & sexual assault aren't unfortunate private hobbies. They are the OG forms of oppression. When a man degrades women that's political & he's an oppressor, period.

"If you’re worried about population collapse, then I have two solutions for you: attract many more immigrants, and figure out how to loosen the patriarchal bargain’s grip on the masculine imagination." more and more people are saying! (now with charts!)

>list of hippie accomplishments: >TERFism >anti-vax and MAHA >color revolution theory I’ve seen enough Richard Nixon did nothing wrong

i'm not as familiar with world cup etiquette as i should be, but as a US citizen i believe it's well in keeping with established tradition for me to post something like this on social media today

Hey hey. This guy does some real good work. Toss him some dosh if you've got it to spare!

The Shop is open! Made a new price sheet for those wanting art from me. Re-posts are appreciated and thank y'all for your support!

I just get a tear in my eye when I think about young men in I guess internet cafes dunking their I guess waffles into their trippels, I'm not a scholar of Belgian people, making tiny accounts to harass Americans over futbol, in July? fucking tears me up inside.