Today is your last chance to vote for @peterhallhuman.bsky.social and myself for the Austin Chronicle Best in Austin Filmmaker award! Would greatly appreciate the support. vote.austinchronicle.com/arts-and-ent...

Yesterday was very frustrating because it was one of those days when everything I did went wrong so I had to do it twice, if that makes sense. Anytime I had to complete a task, and it was done, it would get erased or stop working.

Live now: 24 hour ‘filibuster’ reading of the Epstein files. Part protest, part fundraiser (for RAINN & World Without Exploitation), the marathon seeks to apply pressure to investigate the crimes and allegations in the files. I’ll be reading at 9am tomorrow. epsteinfilibuster.com

The Pratt last name has taken a real beating. We need some good Pratts to emerge or I'm just going to assume you're all a bunch of... well, prats.

I did the research, so here's the answer. In regards to Spencer Pratt's eligibility in the Los Angeles mayoral race re: residency. According to the City Clerk, he would have had to have been living in LA as of January 6, 2026 to be eligible to run for mayor.

Hold the fucker in contempt, for chrissakes. He's not a vital component of this administration and Trump can't just write him a 'please excuse my son's absence' note for him.

NEW: A judge told Musk he was not excused from trial. He went to China with Trump anyway. www.nbcnews.com/tech/elon-mu...

*pretends to be shocked* www.tmz.com/2026/05/13/s... Of course, Spencer Pratt is not living in the airstream trailer that he's so ostentatiously had lifted onto his property in the Pacific Palisades.

Sunday Taquitos #26: Obnoxious Experienced Art by @ivan-ehlers.bsky.social

At the I LOVE BOOSTERS Free Gas event which was wild and a lot of fun. Positive vibes and people were doing their thing while @neon-rated.bsky.social, Keke Palmer, Lakeith Stanfield, & Boots Riley were doing something positive for the community. Also, this rooster made quite an entrance.

not many people know this, but 'fart' stands for 'fucking awesome rectal toot'

John Roberts has spent more than four decades trying to destroy the Voting Rights Act and the Callais decision and its disastrous aftermath shows how nakedly political and partisan the Roberts Court has always been www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

what in the name of Fuckity St. Jimbo does it take to get impeachment started, holy turdbuckets

New research finds that ICE raids and deportation fears disrupted local economies, reduced work among undocumented immigrants, and may have hurt some U.S.-born workers too. n.pr/4uJCV6t

Every single one of those ICE officials who separated him from his parents and all of the people in charge at DHS need to be brought up on charges and sent to prison.

Holy bleep! In 10 days it's my birthday 🎂!😅

‘Covid ‘only’ kills the sick the old and the vulnerable’ presented as a net positive is not restricted to RFK jr. And I’m sure I will be unpopular for pointing that out.

LAPD just doubled the fee for a press pass. Actually seems to be up 3.2x since just a couple years ago. 2010 = $16 2015 = $28 2016 = $30 (proposed, unsure if adopted) 2023 = $45 2025 = $73 (increased 7 months ago!) 2026 = $144 Importantly: LAPD press passes are NOT required in LA.

Alabama maps are back at SCOTUS Citing Callais, the state asks to reinstate its 2023 maps that courts previously deemed an illegal racial gerrymander

Here's the full piece about May Day in Los Angeles. Take a look:

I am loath to do this, but I need your help. My 20+ year marriage has unexpectedly imploded. There's a kid involved. Aside from Lupus, Autism and a shitty 2009 Mazda, I have nothing. Things are fairly desperate right now, so if you can help out now in any way at all I'd be really grateful ❤️

I dusted off the Substack for this one: Ken Russell, Artistic Justice, and the Impossible Dream Realized, about Warner Bros. Clockwork's incredible restoration of KEN RUSSELL'S THE DEVILS. open.substack.com/pub/doloresq...

I thought I was going to get my circadian rhythm back to normal and here I am at 6:00 a.m. still awake.

BREAKING: South African health authorities said they have identified the Andes strain of hantavirus, which may be passed from person to person, in two passengers who were on the cruise ship that has an outbreak of the rare infection.

Only one strand of the hantavirus—the Andes subtype—is known to spread from person to person, and it has a 40% mortality rate.

I take Lexapro. I have taken Lexapro for over two decades. The times that I have discontinued taking Lexapro have ended very badly for me. RFKJ is trying to kill millions of Americans like me. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/04/s...

Chrome is reaching into users' machines and writing a 4 GB on-device AI model file to disk without asking. It is the weights for Gemini Nano, Google's on-device LLM. Chrome did not ask. Chrome does not surface it. If the user deletes it, Chrome re-downloads it. www.thatprivacyguy.com/blog/chrome-...

Saw it once and it still resonates! I need to buy a copy

Love that movie, seriously highly recommend seeing it

An uncut 4K release of Ken Russell's notoriously controversial historical horror THE DEVILS might not be a pipe dream for much longer.

This is a glorious day. Warner Brothers Clockwork is taking Ken Russell's THE DEVILS to the Cannes Film Festival. This is a dream come true for Ken Russell fans, cinemaniacs, and for fans of transgressive cinema.

Just going to say what's really obvious. "Mutilization" is not a word. He's just making 💩 up. All of it.

To date, one case of hantavirus infection has been laboratory confirmed, and there are five additional suspected cases. Of the six affected individuals, three have died and one is currently in intensive care in South Africa.

WHO is aware of and supporting a public health event involving a cruise vessel sailing in the Atlantic Ocean.

Never forget Rudy Guiliani and the Four Seasons Total Landscaping press conference.

gonna let some hair dye run from my scalp tomorrow to honor rudy guiliani

prayers up for Rudy Guiliani! he abruptly stopped hitting on a teenager to give chase to a pigeon that stole his toupee while shouting "give that back you flying rat!!" and he ran right into an open sewer and shattered his baculum

Belatedly looking for some good Rudy Guiliani jokes.

I guess we're just going to have random killer viruses jumping out of the shadows at us from now on. Also, I told you guys not to get on cruise ships.

adam schiff sucks. I do not understand why deep blue california consistently inflicts us with such shit senators.

KTLA falsely labels photojournalist Nick Stern, seen here being illegally arrested for doing journalism, as a "demonstrator." How do you even get this wrong - Nick is an internationally known photojournalist. ktla.com/news/local-n...

gonna add some of the porch diarrhea

Do you have any weekends awwws remaining? Don't worry. I'll repost during the week when your quota has been reset. 🐣 🪶

Rudy Giuliani hospitalized in critical condition, his spokesman says

Yesterday, LAPD officer Cisneros Escoto jabbed me in my chest w/ her baton when I calmly asked for her serial number. I was asking for her serial number because a few moments earlier she shoved me with her baton while I filmed an arrest. This happened while LAPD kettled mostly press.

yeah but that was before the eyebrow graft procedure

this is the guy who can't get his wife wet right?

Candace Owens says that the Daily Wire laid off more than half of its staff today: