If only there was some common phrase that served against modifying proven and simple concepts

The buried lede on this latest round of pictures from the dead pervert is there's some good new shit in the public domain. You can use this for advertising your local business. Got sketchy ass wires? Call Pistachio Electric we'll straighten them out for you! KL5-8658

25 years ago. Always worth rereading a classic, or perhaps for the first time. I always wonder if having Vince during the trump 1.0 era would have made a difference. Probably not, but he certainly would have had a lot to say.

Flawless

Resetting the scaling between groups obscures Zoomers are into Vertical Video almost as much as Gen X likes fisting

War Crimes, boring edition

I must have missed when Tarantino moved to the Nutmeg State

Does anyone actually prefer rising crust frozen pizza to the regular kind? Is there a brand that doesn't suck?

Name an actor who you think has an iconic voice.

he always looks like they just took a scooby doo mask off him

"I hope this letter finds you well" How this letter finds me—

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

Do they make beadlocks for bikes?

Maybe it will happen this Christmas

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity

"Oh great even McMaster-Carr is getting in on the year-in-review craze!" McM-C:"It is called an invoice and it is past due. Please send payment"

Cocaine so white it has a timeshare at Okemo

I find the attempt to pander pathetic. Nobody wants wood paneling. I want a DOHC straight-6!

I feel like this makes me out to be more of a weirdo than I am

I pledge a years subscription at full rate to whoever challenges nonsense like 'by the millions'.

Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.

Vercingetorix was robbed.

“I have only a short time to live, only one death to die, and I will die fighting for this cause. There will be no peace in this land until slavery is done for. "  — John Brown

If they are into eugenics why are they breeding

You know she calls them 'angel eggs'

I named my fists "Catch" and "22" because they have a right to punch anything you can't stop them from punching.

Prepackaged bandages for fire injuries should be called burniquets

STRONG FLOOR. NO, CEILING

Eat exactly seven almonds and think of Barack Obama

Chili Tuna salad Pulled pork Lasagna Next day pizza is indeed a treat but if your pizza is *better* the next day, you need to find better pizza

Post something random or you'll have an awful December

There goes my mid morning cafe idea *Second Breakfast*

Groceries are back, baby!

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are coming to rescue you?

I thought beardos weren't welcome in the federal govt

Am I the only one watching to the end in the misguided hope that Rogan would take his phone out and say 'Grok, do a vulgar roast of this person' ?

This morning, a friend posted a video in which he shared a quote, “Do you remember when you wanted what you have?” That hit home because, despite the unrelenting stream of harassment from neo-Nazis over the last few days, I am doing what I always wanted to do. 1/

I once knew a family called 'Gozzo', the mother had the clap.

Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…

Really excited for my trip to northern Arizona. Now to take a big sip of coffee and search blusky for its notable geographic features

Ungh winning so bad it hurts

I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.