Safaa, one of the Palestinians I help fundraise for, crocheted this doll of Zetian from my book Iron Widow 😭

the hasbara accounts are up in arms over this statement displayed at the @KNEECAPCEOL coachella performance! your fake tears mean nothing when we've all seen the genocide you cheer for!

YUNG GRAVY WAS PERFORMING ABOUT AN HOUR AWAY FROM ME AND ADMISSION WAS FREE BUT I COULDN'T GOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭

Feeling tired & sad today as wildfires cruise thru WNC, fueled by flood debris. Wore my MADR shirt to grocery shop & a neighbor stopped to ask me about it, “what does that mean by solidarity not charity?” Our convo was just the pick-me-up I needed. One day at a time, one foot in front of the other.

Put your penis in a waffle iron, call that a panenis.

Me and the person I've been seeing both love The Princess Bride. We both seem to be on the precipice of saying The Big Three Words, but aren't quite there yet. Instead, we've started saying "As you wish" periodically and it makes my heart want to explode every time 😭❤️

Babes, I hate to tell you this, while it's not your responsibility to educate, they ain't gonna learn if there ain't somebody educating them. Literally this weekend I had someone tell me that since meeting me, they have completely reevaluated what they thought their politics are.

Spotify knew exactly what it was doing when it recommended Brazilian phonk to me.

solving the masculinity crisis by diagnosing men with hysteria and prescribing shopvacs with a fleshlight attachment

Y'all, I hit a vape pen all throughout the weekend and I'm mad at how much better I feel. No brain worms! Less anxiety! More patience! Is this what it's like to be normal???

Sometimes I forget I have anxiety and a tendency to overanalyze stuff as a direct result of growing up in an abusive household AND being in an abusive relationship. When I remember, it's always after I've made an ass of myself 🥲

Montana is extremely lucky to have Zooey Zephyr and SJ Howell standing up in front of openly transphobic lawmakers who wanted to pass a bill that would /take trans kids away from their parents./ Thank you to them, and to the Republicans who crossed the aisle. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

An absolute must read!

Liberal states/cities also are included in this—new York and California were talking about enacting the same policies. THIS IS WHY I HATE AMERICAN POLITICS. SHIT AINT BRAND NEW JUST BECAUSE REPUBLICANS ARE IN OFFICE. www.aclu.org/news/privacy...

Why do people act like bad shit started with Trump. Trump saying no masks at universities, protests, etc were the same fucking policies democrats endorsed to undermine pro-Palestinian protests for the LAST 15 MONTHS. And disabled people had to BEG for protesters to wear masks. Two of the most

free palestine

You ever bust a nut and rethink your entire life

What’d she do? Return a Tesla?

So incredibly honoured to be asked to do a variant cover for Mouse Guard! One of my favourite comics of all time. #MOUSEGUARD: DAWN OF THE BLACK AXE #1 from @mouseguard and @gr_comics Available Wed, March 19th!

Screen door in a goddamn submarine

I’ll be real, the internet has made me terrified to say I’m excited about any new project from any artist because I know that everyone will then provide a long list of this artist’s “sins” half of which I won’t give a shit about anyway.

Don't dilute yourself for any person or any reason. You are enough! Be unapologetically you❤️

God- You need to love your neighbor and do your best to be kind. Me- But these people are freaks and I hate them. God- You have to do it anyway. Me- Fine, but I’m gonna complain the whole time.

My DnD alignment is chaotic poor

Pope fact: black smoke means "no new pope." White smoke means "new pope." Green smoke means "Antichrist located, send in airstrike."

I'm watching "My Best Friend's Wedding" for the first time and my god, everyone except Cameron Diaz's character is awful lmao.

I'm clawing at the yellow wallpaper that lines the inside of my skull.

"Haha hey we had a beautiful night together but if you're not interested or don't want to see me anymore, that's cool and fine, I understand" I text while screaming crying throwing up.

Does anyone else feel overwhelmed when trying to work in Clip Studio? I mean it's probably because I'm an amateur and I don't create digital art on a regular basis, but every time I'm in it l feel very clumsy.

Been walking around my house screaming "I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me" for some reason.

I don't care how much time you've put into that relationship, if you're in a relationship where you each want fundamentally different things that go against what the other person wants, end that shit. Don't drag it out, or worse think the other person will change their mind. Go your separate ways.

Unlike you (I suspect), I have a BA degree in shitposting from a top-50 posting academy, and (I suspect unlike you), I've been following global posting issues for 40+ years, concentrating on something awful and its diaspora. What are your credentials for understanding basic posting?

A three-day old Baja Blast, two cigarettes, and a fistful of mood stabilizers hate to see me coming.

I just seen a Nun on TikTok dancing to "Not Like Us." Damn Drake.

for better or for worse, my philosophy has always been show people kindness, even if they don’t show it to you in return. “kill them with kindness”, indeed. 🖤

Men, you do know you CAN start a man club, right? Like, you can make up a little secret society and wear silly clothes and play with swords and stuff. That’s always been allowed. You don’t ACTUALLY have to buy the stuff from the grifters to feel like you have community.

I need to remind yall twinks and TERF lesbians that the shit does, indeed, flow downhill. Trans people are dealing with it now, but y’all are absolutely next. So if you want to keep your apartment in Chelsea with your spouse and three legged rescue dog, I suggest pulling your head out your ass.

MY GOD DRAKE IS 38 ARE YOU NOT TIRED OF RAPPING ABOUT WOMEN WHO DON’T LIKE YOU?!

DM: So the elves- me: twinks DM: -and the dwarves- me: bears DM: -teamed up against the orcs- me: leather daddies DM: Okay, you need to stop.

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