I’m a Cleveland Browns fan ONLY FOR TODAY!

The cheese grater is out. Our two QBs Snoop and Lamarvelous 🎱🥺🥺 #RavensFlock 🐦‍⬛

Snoop’s best performance #ravensflock

Amazing what happens when you use Derrick Henry. Get John Harbaugh old ass up outta here

HELL YEAH DERRICK!!!

DERRICK HENRY GOT SOMETHING TO PROVE TONIGHT!

The lengths people will go to in order to not be fat…

And y’all not taking this literacy crisis seriously enough!!! Literacy affects the ability to understand language, to communicate with said language, to articulate and process emotions, and to USE CRITICAL THINKING. Less literacy = less empathy over time

in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game

The literacy crisis is affecting how people write and consume media and I HATE IT.

Have y’all seen Simone Biles in her WAG era? ABSOLUTELY!!!

CRUMBL WHO?!

Dustin will beat ANYBODY ass about Eddie Munson! #StrangerThings5 #ST5

I got prosecco and cranberry, making chicken & cheddar garlic waffles, watching a Christmas movie or two… But most importantly, see y’all in the Upside Down at 8pm!

Reminder that Friday After Next IS a Christmas movie, y’all just anti-Black 😇 (I also will be watching it today)

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.

As a 5x Pisces stellium, Pisces men are terrorists! Two of my closest friends are Pisces + queer men and they a piece of work too 🤣

I simply like challenging authority under conditions with enjoyable consequences.

the jackson 5 has a whole christmas album and couldn’t celebrate none of it i think about that every so often

Leo, INDEFINITELY

We definitely have way too much access to other people’s thoughts & lives via SM. This mass “connection” creates cognitive overload and emotional fatigue, erodes healthy boundaries, replaces real relationships with false intimacy & traps users in echo chambers that limit intellectual growth.

Y’all don’t like missionary because you think sex is supposed to be rough and chaotic all the time and you don’t like the person you’re doing it with. Also, you fear intimacy and connection.

Cheating is objectively bad. Cheating is something I would never do to my partner or accept my partner doing to me. But why do we, as a society, place such a moral emphasis and high punishment on it?

I use it as a timeout, but sometimes I forget. I’m only gonna mute a person once or twice before I do the soft block or permablock depending on the reason.

Social media was originally intended to be an extension of your real life relationships. Once virality took over, it’s been in complete conflict with human nature. We are not supposed to have social networks this large and know this much about other people and the world at the tip of our fingers.

It is FRYING ME that so much time passed between Seasons 1 and 5 of Stranger Things that they had to cast a new actor for kid Will 💀

Pissed that I still woke up early like I’m not off until the 5th 😑

And your heart. Thats why poor dental hygiene is linked to heart problems. Yall gonna learn to stop playing with yall lives.

DR. BRENNER IS THE REAL VILLAIN!

At least Pittsburgh gonna make it to the playoffs for another first round exit 😇

Being a Ravens fan HURTS 😫

I turned this shit off at the 2 minute warning 🤣

ALRIGHT

OKAY ZAY!!!

THE WHOLE ALBUM!!!

They not gonna take people doing BASEMENTAL DENTAL WORK seriously until somebody dies. Your teeth and gums are connected to YOUR BRAIN!

OH NAH.

If you think public health policy/ advice should be “You don’t need testing if you’re sexually active and you’re super duper sure your partner wouldn’t cheat on you” Instead of “Sexually active people should get tested regularly” You are reactionary

Falling in love with your partner all over again with every new experience >>>

That fumble was a momentum killer and now I’m pissed!

DID WE NOT LEARN ABOUT SECURING THE BALL?!

That’s ~42 squats an hour… easy work!

GREAT OPENING DRIVE!

Stop the count, leak the script, and investigate the gambling portfolios!!!

I’ma save my real thoughts for after this SNF game. LOCK TF IN RAVENS!

DETROIT YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB!!!

Two OPI’s in 30 seconds.. I see what’s happening.

I have a legitimate question: Why do players do things that they know is going to get a flag, particularly in high stakes situations? Is it adrenaline? Testosterone? Thinking the refs ain’t gonna see them? I know they gotta watch that film and think “wtf was I on?”

THEY CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!