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like 13 years ago i was riding my bike over the brooklyn bridge and huffing and puffing on the incline part and this lady was like "get it girl!" and i'll never forget
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scaachi
1 day ago
just admit you can't do anything and leave me alone about it! god!!!!!!!
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Moby Dick
2 days ago
hint nothing
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Better Things Are Possible
5 days ago
I maintain that among the media's biggest mistakes has been continuing to ask Trump questions as if he's a normal guy instead of asking things like "Can you explain who Jesus is" or "Describe the process of pumping gas"
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Stephanie Bencin
5 days ago
All this "weak on crime" rhetoric is really gonna hurt Pope Leo's campaign for Attorney General.
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Solomon
5 days ago
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Laurie Ulster
6 days ago
Octavia E. Butler, 1998:
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just finished listening to "The Payback" by
@kashana.blacksky.app
and it was so good, highly recommend!
#acab
#especiallydebtpolice
5 days ago
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Orcspiration
6 days ago
YOU MUST MAINTAIN YOUR STRENGTH AND POWER! HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT.
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Marisa Kabas
7 days ago
omfg
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Paul F. Tompkins
7 days ago
We should all be like this frog with dementia
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Staid
8 days ago
Eric Adams? The Albanian?
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BeijingPalmer
7 days ago
man morale at the AP is real bad huh
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you know how whenever people talk about how bad the drivers in their region are, they never think they're one of them? i think that's what's wrong with the world
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Moby Dick
8 days ago
Darkness came on
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did she walk out to a streisand song
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8 days ago
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many of us have even had to work when we weren't scheduled to! and not even for a world war level crisis!
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9 days ago
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finally read this yesterday and it was really well done. they illustrate every grandiose sales pitch in musical counterpoint to the duplicitous actions
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10 days ago
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Jeff Moore
10 days ago
Time to hitch a tractor to the ol’ Overton window here in the States and drag it left, left, left ‘til we’re no longer blinded in one eye.
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yeah he's prone to do that but i wish he was prone and unresponsive on the floor
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10 days ago
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the nyt needs to listen to shell game
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10 days ago
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Paul F. Tompkins
10 days ago
Actually do it in Independence Hall
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jamelle
12 days ago
OG Woke
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i really try not to judge on appeareances but is this guy a literal demon from hell
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13 days ago
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Mike Drucker
13 days ago
TRUMP: "I'm gonna fuckin' blow up all the fuckers! I wanna use all the bombs before I die! Helter skelter! Helter skelter! Race war! Race war! Fuck Easter and fuck you, too!" NEWS: "Trump promises to strengthen military in early morning Easter greeting."
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shauna
13 days ago
girl take us with you
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king
13 days ago
alright christian god i know we’ve had our quarrels but i am prepared to ‘go catholic’ if you make it happen for comedy effect today specifically. i won’t half ass it like i do with judaism either. i’ll wear the thing on my head and eat the crackers and shit
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Andy Richter
13 days ago
Content creators: STOP TAPPING EVERYTHING WITH YOUR FUCKING LONG NAILS
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andy™
14 days ago
this would be an amazing way for It to happen
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Peter
14 days ago
it’s true that overall likes are way down on bluesky over the past year. however, if you look closely at the data, that’s mostly an anomaly resulting from the fact that your posts specifically have gotten worse and are dragging the vibe down.
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that's right
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15 days ago
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also sorry but some of us are good at spreadsheets and don't need that farmed out either 🤷♀️
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15 days ago
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where do i request $1.5 trillion i'm gonna buy snacks
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15 days ago
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just heard the news and came looking for this post
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15 days ago
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i still hope someday Adam Scott hears my music podcast pitch "Talking Heads heads talking Talking Heads"
16 days ago
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@michaelhobbes.bsky.social
@yrfatfriend.bsky.social
"this is turning me straight" at 1980s victoria principal spa commercial just killed me
17 days ago
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑
17 days ago
He is gonna crash out so hard today, if he hasn't already. ...maybe it will happen today.
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Blue Heron Farm
17 days ago
If it happens today, this will replace Halloween as my favorite holiday
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Jeff
about 2 years ago
Great prank for a tree: slowly raise up a section of sidewalk with your large roots for 50 years... watch some dummy trip.
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i prefer to never be perceived, so works for me
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17 days ago
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Miles Klee 🦉
17 days ago
can we make tomorrow the Day of Cis Invisibility
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also like it's on the grounds of the white house which presumably belongs to us? so like he'd probably just claim ownership anyway?
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17 days ago
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😂😂😂😂 not pictured stacks of file boxes filled with confidential docs in the bathroom
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18 days ago
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i got titebond3 on my prescription woodshop goggles
18 days ago
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Casey Johnston
18 days ago
It appears many of you are drawing the wrong conclusion that my partner is a torment nexus from my new book, My Partner Is Definitely Not A Torment Nexus. Unfortunately you’ll have to wait for the sequel, Turns Out My Partner Was A Torment Nexus All Along
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Michael DeForge
20 days ago
I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you
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