I know we’ve had our differences with Holden Bloodfeast in the past, what with the “sitting on a throne of child skulls” and unrepentant racism, but he seems to have turned over a new leaf lately and we should give him a chance-

The Wind in the Buttholes

My stairs are perfectly safe and would never

In addition to papal bulls we will now also have papal bears and papal cubs. When asked if there would be papal white sox, the Vatican representative squinted at the reporter and asked “no, what, are you stupid or something?”

I wrote about why Dems should not only NOT indulge the transparently bad faith "DOGE committee", but should be messaging––in unison and at the top of their lungs––that it's just a rebranded Cat Food Commission designed to take away grandma's social security, weaken workers, and gut public education.

ok well i would just do this

Me: fuck, I’m tired. I’ll go to bed early and get a couple extra hours’ sleep My brain: hah, well here’s the thing,

Island of Misfit Sex Toys

Bluesky is for trans people.

And so I, Thaddeus Horseclops III, in the same manner as my father Thaddeus Horseclops Jr before me; and his father’s favorite racehorse Thaddeus Horseclops before him; do solemnly swear to uphold -

actual member of congress telling you that what got 37 representatives to change their vote on was phone calls. so. if you were waiting for a sign to take 5 minutes & call & tell your rep to vote against HR 10186 banning trans people from using the right bathroom, i would say this is it. 🧵

a compelling pitch!

Why can't we do geocaching for porno magazines let zoomers experience the thrill of woods porn

When I say this is Hitler level shit I am fully aware of what I am saying and am saying it very mindfully and deliberately www.reddit.com/r/Trumpvirus...

O Dildo, Where Art Thou?

Non-Lethal Rounds ‘n’ Roses

Every now and then I’m stunned all over again at how fucking amazing Metric’s album “Fantasies” is

Homemade liquor made you blind? Still issue

Woops too much Stellaris

Gonna start using “to the revisionist swine” as the salutation in my work emails

there are some days where i have more people mad at me online than my ancestors would have had mad at them in their entire lives. there is functionally no difference between this and being cursed by a witch

[adopting an accent and talking slowly when speaking to anyone from the South] Fuck it, we drawl

good morning

Drop a game you loved as a kid. This one was wild because it had a bunch of different minigames on it, but far and away my favorite was Tank.

The vibes are real fucked today

I have shit for memory but somehow the fact that Willem Dafoe’s hog had to be stunt-penised because Lars von Trier thought it was confusingly large, lives eternally nestled in the folds of my brain.

Paddington the Psychopomp

Ugh just woke up in that half-awake-half-asleep state to somebody knocking on my bedroom door. I live alone. If you need me I’ll be awake forever

This thing looks like if you smacked it, it would sound like spring door stopper

Rewatching the expanse, and the ep where the Martian delegation lands on Earth to talk with the UN Imagine being the guy credited as “the puking diplomat” No shade, the dude sold it

It’s 700 years in the future. After a mass extinction event, humans are reduced to tribal, pre-industrial societies. Some echoes of the past remain, including an annual event wherein a selected tribesperson is cooked in a fire, after which their flesh is consumed with sugarcane.

this y'all?

i have been waiting for this moment my entire life

I kind of want to know whatever happened to that giant baby from a few years back

New short story about blood and guts in a Denny's bathroom www.otherstrangeness.com/2023/11/07/b...

Having now had a chance to take a look at the likely culprit, assuming a repetition of the previous incident, all I can say is You Completely Irresponsible Fucks. I am having flashbacks to yelling at Naomi Wu for irresponsible deployment of germicidal UV designs in 2020.

Movie night: Constantine continues to rule, and the original Buffy movie has held up surprisingly well.

Now THIS is the high caliber perversion that I want out of my social media

Thanks to the internet I don't need to wait for the evening news to learn about recent events. I can read 2,000 posts from the most deranged people on earth and make up my own mind

America, KOSA is extremely bad. And, worse, has bipartisan support. juliaserano.substack.com/p/kosa-a-nat...

when you seek the guru on the night of the full moon and their staff hoists them up to deliver your prophecy