I hate our increasing dependence on our phones to use any sort of password.

jesus christ family guy

oh hey i have a po box now i can get packages again lol fucking remote seasonal jobs

If nothing else I’ve found I’m really good at working a hotel front desk so I can get a job almost anywhere as long as the tourist economy doesn’t implode.

nobody's tried to adapt imajica to the silver screen because they're cowards

I have never once deliberately used big picture mode for Steam.

Normies don’t realize exactly how much poverty fucks you up mentally.

Home ownership is anti communist youtube.com/shorts/Irgi6...

dumped for not having a high enough credit score

now the ffvii rebirth update is just pissing me off i hate our slow ass internet here

Dust my Wets would be a great name for a restaurant.

Well you see your honor in order to summon an eldritch god of unfathomable power I needed the blood of hundreds of innocent people. This trial is a violation of my freedom to worship as I see fit.

It would be incredibly funny if people started referring to Elon musk as Jeffrey Epstein

what happens when rogue touches herself?

Tom Holland is a lucky mother fucker

Religion is a form of emotional permission.

Allowing vertical form video longer than 90 seconds was a mistake.

So apparently sadness addiction is a thing.

I'm running for President on the platform of "Videogames are too big".

Tfw you forgot to start a really big download before going to sleep

nobody would drink almond milk if we called it nut juice

hot take: we have enough movies about a plucky group of misfits coming together to save the planet from natural or man-made disasters

Country music is so fucking awful.

What’s your favorite movie from each decade of your life? 80s - Highlander 90s - Tales from the Crypt Demon Knight 00s - Inglorious Basterds 10s - John Wick 20s - Fast X

I may have accidentally created a Monty python joke irl

Merge two movies: Grand Budapest Barbie Hotel

as a socialist utopia why does the federation still adhere to 8 hour workdays

I’m sure it’s fine. youtu.be/I20WihI2nS4?...

TIL the reason we don’t button the bottom of the jacket is because a king was too fat.

Nanomachines, son!

accidentally stumbling across coworkers on dating apps is weird af

it means they have lost the mandate of heaven

Okay so I’m really liking the iPhone 15’s camera. #Alaska

A24 is writing the script as we skeet.

Yall think the eu could sue razor companies to standardize the way blade cartridges connect so I don’t have to guess at which cartridges I need?

New iPhone, yay better cameras!

Filmmaking as an act of spite

shaving is a scam by big razor to feminize men

can you get norovirus from eating ass

Drinks named after sex are like sex in that they're ultimately disappointing.

everything i say is weird isn't it

People who take speaker phone calls in the bathroom while other people are taking a shit what the fuck is wrong with you.

can libs please do better than bog standard homophobia when attacking republicans

//The phrase and concept originated in the early days of social media and online forums (dating back to at least 2007).// if you'll excuse me i'm going to go walk into the ocean

I love waking up to getting money from the ftc.

Oh, you don't say? fherehab.com/learning/pts...

Everyone has regular nightmares that they occasionally wake themselves up from by screaming right?