Why aren't all the resist libs arguing that Trump's push to reschedule cannabis is a distraction from the Epstein files? 🤔

I was putting my pants on and fell over sideways in the bathroom. My ribs cushioned my fall on the tub

Post a famous bathroom scene

found a new 'i studied the blade' guy

Oh come on strange new worlds. We've done the teach the robot how to dance episode.

Are gigolos still a thing

Why is it I can pick any random spot on the subway platform and a bunch of lemmings will immediately queue up behind me instead of going literally anywhere else on the platform.

all i'm saying is this isn't a bad marketing idea www.youtube.com/shorts/OKHJp...

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh it disgusted me

I'm in such a fuck Christians mood right now

What are your thoughts on Robert Picardo @raxkingisdead.bsky.social

First 100mg gummy in 3 weeks about to get baked

You know maybe Linkin Park wasn't that bad.

Spit on a tesla while crossing the street today.

I am around $200 from having rent if anyone can/wants to help relieve some stress of being sick for the past week, it would be much appreciated. RSV got me good. Blackpansyx on the pay apps 🫶🏼 #MutualAid #HelpSky #HelpFolksLive2025 💸💕 🧡🖤💸💕

Forensically reevaluating every interaction with women I've ever had and let me just say it gets really fucking weird when I flip the reference frame.

Some asshole activated the emergency brakes at high st and now I’m running late again. At least it’s not my fault this time.

40% polyester. 0% cotton. What the fuck else?! I would like to know what's in this shirt that's giving me headaches.

Oh no. youtu.be/OBmzUbsXoqI?...

one of the wolves inside me devoured the other one like a parasitic twin and now it's calling itself chuck

I hate being this short on cash one week until payday, it's literally the worst.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, sound garden or Alice in chains

So I'm finally watching Strange New Worlds S03 and they're really cribbing mass effect hard huh.

Controversial opinion. Give public defenders the same funding as the prosecution and police get.

Why does Discovery keep assuming I want to see puppy fetish accounts.

This woman on the subway looked like she was about ready to throw down with another woman for taking up too much seating. Then she angrily huffed over to my side with the open seat next to me and nearly fell over on top of me when the train started moving.

I’m like 99% sure this girl at my new job has been flirting with me.

If you see this post your favorite final fantasy character

Well that’s a very bad and deeply uncomfortable childhood trauma realization.

Huh. Wel that explains a lot. Thank you brain for being unable to process childhood trauma.

You know there’s one question about Klingon dicks that Star Trek hasn’t answered yet. Are they ribbed?

I am sick of bigots having such tiny brains that the f@££ot slur is the best insult they can think of.

Americans are so unused to walking that tour guides in New York have to explain to them the concept of “walking fast”.

Well that’s a perspective I hadn’t considered before. #vagueposting

I'm officially gainfully employed again. Hooray.

Some woman’s child just sat down on the subway bench right next to me and stared intently for several seconds and it’s one of the most uncomfortable things I’ve ever experienced.

I resent understanding how things work.

this is some legitimately good advice a lot of guys could stand to learn

let's see some felony murder charges for openai execs

Background checks are such a pain in the ass.

Incredibly funny to think that Japanese 7 eleven egg sandwiches have infiltrated American culture to the point that it’s now how 7-eleven is marketing their egg sandwiches.

Is Kirby really vore?

This is brilliant. youtu.be/kz1AQHltnbQ?...

You ever start settling into a neighborhood and after you’ve been there long enough you have a feeling for where your “territory” in that area begins and ends?

In Interview With the Vampire Lestat mentions that the three things humans think about are food, sex, and wanting to go home. I would like to add a fourth category. I have to pee.

Oh no it’s Santacon.

Incredibly funny to think of how repressed the Mormons are.

Brains are weird.

@ellearmageddon.bsky.social You’ve clearly never met me is all I can say