So I went to a sikh community center to try out one of their free meals and I'm honestly impressed. Everything was tasty and you got refills on pretty much everything. Frankly Mamdani should put the Sikhs in charge of homeless services here.

Uniqlo sizes are weird but I found some pants that fit amazing.

Oldboy, the Musical

You seen this @caseyexplosion.bsky.social ? youtu.be/4rFQ6Q989FU?...

The way to reconcile Magas being terrible people and Christians isn't to call them fake Christians but to realize that Christianity is a lousy incoherent mess of a religion that lets anybody claim membership and dismiss the entire thing as rubbish.

Suddenly a bunch of weird shit makes sense and I'm honestly kind of pissed off about it.

why the fuck does it take ten days to unsubscribe from automated email lists fuck you southwest, bring back two free checked bags you fucking twats

Vegan rugelach? Eww gross, no wonder it's so disappointing. I need to pay more attention to labels.

what the fuck lions tigers and squares is closed?! where the fuck am i supposed to get detroit style pizza now

Disappointed to learn that David Copperfield is in the Epstein files.

This house is like if you let chatgpt do all your dimensioning and you just sent it straight to production.

So I'm wearing a blood glucose monitor as part of a clinical trial and one 12 oz red bull caused my glucose to shoot up from 90 to 150.

Youtubers who consistently mispronounce anime names wtf are you doing

Pick your 5th Ninja turtle: Pierre

calling it a gravity knife makes it sound a lot fancier and more magical than it really is

Huh, I'm nearly finished with the first season of Jujutsu Kaisen. I'm digging Toudou.

The piggies must be feeling inadequate today. I saw a bunch of them with their rifles slung around their chest playing GI Joe as I got out of the subway at Bryant Park earlier.

I just wasted my time doing an online focus group that's not being paid out for three weeks. Well after I need the money. Fuck my life.

Some of you might need to see this. youtube.com/shorts/p1fY7...

oh no youtu.be/pJ-51pQXERA?...

Being forced to listen to zoomers interacting with each other is honestly the most exhausting fucking shit to put up with in real life.

Custom billiards table and balls made from the most exotic materials I could source that are still practical enough to be usable.

Oh fuck Linnstruments are cool. *Checks price* oh fuck.

Oh fuck me 84 degrees is too fucking hot.

Drop your crime fighting Catholics

I'll never understand why people like wings so much. There's just not enough meat on those tiny pieces.

I love it when a thing I was counting on for money cancels at the last minute.

Okay, so I'm digging Jujutsu Kaisen so far. Finished Episode 5.

It's funny how the entire war in Iran is just so ExonnMobil can boost their quarterly profits.

Performative boycotting is silly. Not watching a show doesn't make you a good person, you don't have to make a big deal out of not watching it.

Butts

Hand for scale.

Okay sometimes cancer can be funny youtu.be/Qr7rS9Pmsek?...

til chinese takeout boxes were originally made for oysters www.youtube.com/shorts/7lrlp...

Imagine if one of the Gargoyles named themselves Wall Street.

When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?

Mush, gents?

The problem with age verification is that it means everybody has to supply credentials to use social media and it gives an inordinate amount of power to whatever private company inevitably lands the contract to provide the software for this sort of verification.

Oh my. @caseyexplosion.bsky.social @commandersterling.bsky.social youtu.be/C_xO3puW1QA?...

somehow i've shrunk from 5'10 to 5'8 aging is the fucking worst

Fuck yeah I'm on another anti AI list.

thinking about this for no particular reason youtu.be/OkAds9IJLWg?...

How the fuck do you cramp up your big toe.

Rule 64 Uncle Sam.