Pepe lapew sure was a thing

I'm stuck on a train with a bunch of giggling teenagers and good lord it's repulsive to listen to.

deconstructed costco hot dog

now that i think about it being asked if i'd ever consider using a professional dominatrix was a really weird question

Oh shit. That's how I've been doing it.

Well this is a shitty realization about a girl flirting with me and me being oblivious about it It's always the Balkans

I'd kill for some weed gummies right now but I need to be financially responsible.

I don't think I've been this obsessed about a new show since Jojo. youtu.be/08kp3Cs31Ow?...

well that's a deeply uncomfortable repressed memory

it's weird to think about how many times i've had to go to the hospital in the last 5 years

the wilhelm scream cinematic universe

why does to be hero x feel the need to accurately animate a dog's butthole i have questions

Ghost Rider has a Wilhelm scream

Oh right vacation sales is a thing. Hmmm

That cut fucking deep

Sales is such a fucking scam.

Tears of the kingdom is like breath of the wild but with udon noodles. youtube.com/shorts/XnZkw...

Oh shit this is wild. How come nobody told me about this. Also @katie.bzky.team www.youtube.com/watch?v=B433...

How many weed gummies do I have to take to fall asleep and have it be May when I wake up?

Cortisol maxxing

I just lucid dreamed regrowing my arm

Data fucks

Wow adventure time is bleak af

Oh Jesus lemongrab feels like a personal attack

Fine. Muting the word puppy.

Robin Jorts

Family Guy hitting the nail a bit too much on the head. youtu.be/1EFA5p4WwXQ?...

Battle Chess was such a weird game.

Oh you don't say. medium.com/@guardrailpr...

Food crime youtube.com/shorts/2HSy0...

I'm having a joker moment right now and I can't say what it's about without sounding completely insane.

Quit doing shitty Trump comics that are just stating what he's doing or repeating his nonsense. Your bits suck.

can we not arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...

it's deeply unfair that we have to eat two and sometimes three meals per day

Huh. That's a thought.

Hey @gailsimone.bsky.social member when Generation X did that age gap storyline between Angel and Paige lol

lol lmao

What a ridiculous movie youtu.be/gCuoVMmes4c?...

Weed gummies are the closest we'll ever get to gummy berry juice.

My vocal tones almost sound normie now that I've been working on them and what the fuck is this shit.

If you accept Jesus and you're saved how does it work exactly? Is there some sort of unlimited do overs if you sin again no matter what just whoopsie daisy I did a 911 my bad bruh

Oh. It's shen yun season again. Don't waste your money on the Chinese equivalent of scientology.

the lamb they use in lamb over rice would go great on a pizza

I ain't paying $12 for a 12 oz red bull and a club soda who the fuck do you think you are Hudson news

Lol maybe I really am the toxic one

Hey chat what's Neil degrasse Tyson's link to Epstein and why is the senders name redacted

Bring back mail order houses.

how the shit do you get acne on your elbow