Hoping Georgia beats Auburn in the most insane way possible, just an absolute howler of an ending, and the Tigers are an empty shell next week for Mizzou

That might be the worst 4th and 1 playcall I’ve ever seen. This game is truly emptying the bucket of dumb

So excited for college football internet to start tuning into Arizona State-Utah as other games end and collectively realize who is starting QB for ASU tonight. Truly magical moments for everyone

Very bizarre personal foul in Florida/A&M, no one even went to the ground?

It’s like that line from Fight Club about how many car crashes are statistically acceptable before a recall. How much pain can we put Gunnar Stockton through in the name of working into field goal range

Georgia‘s all-roughing offense is spectacular

This whole book is but a draught—nay, but the draught of a draught. Oh, Time, Strength, Cash, and Patience!

Putting a shoe on my head, let alone a shoe that I just wore in a college football tailgate and stadium for eight hours: absolutely not

I dont really understand the Allstate commercial. the boss cares enough about Georgia football to use a spiky Dawg mug but yet gets annoyed at a fellow alum barking?

Olugbode is better than Manning

Missouri going with the fake punt and coming up short and Alabama just running normal offense on two fourth downs and hitting both is a lesson

If Mississippi State gets to use cowbells for noise Missouri should be allowed to turn on all the construction stuff on critical third downs

one tough thing about being a sports fan is that you end up knowing that shows like 9-1-1 IN SPACE exist

It’s such a perfect encapsulation of the haves/have nots that we are head over heels for our quarterback and Bama hated theirs until like two weeks ago, and their guy makes ours look like a fuckin little leaguer

Defense needs to take a few deep breaths and play their Game. They can make some stops but not playing on emotional overdrive

Absolutely gorgeous script by Kirby Moore.

Ahmad Hardy tomorrow

MIZZOU 26 - BAMA 24!!!

VERY fun Jayden icing-on-the-cake touchdown. Good win!!

Yankees just need to keep it within two scores, get to halftime and make some adjustments. can get right back in this

I’m not saying I FORGOT how good Jayden Daniels is, but listen. it has been a long month

Every day, in cities across this country, brave ICE agents and a bunch of random other guys in tactical Under Armour dri-fit gear mask up and do the "dizzy bat race" version of the border shootout scene from Sicario. This is the only way to ensure the safety of the homeland.

Mizzou unranked on one ballot.

I'm wheezing.

Y’all penn State really lost to UCLA

SEC Network skycam only broadcast of Georgia-Kentucky is really cool

Theo Von: why

from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee

Couldn’t happen to a more deserving fanbase. fuck Penn st forever

Cash Jones and Gunner Stockton aint Ladd McConkey and Stetson Bennett, Kirby needs to call customer service and get some answers from his 3-star white guy supplier

LSU is so overrated man, the polls rocketed them instantly into the top 5 thanks to the nip/tuck win over Clemson in the opener and just never reconciled that with Clemson being a smoldering crater

Me watching the ACC on Saturday afternoon vs me watching the ACC on Friday night

Whew, pig

Should I watch a competitive game or should I watch Arkansas fans boo their own team for two hours

Me watching the ACC on Saturday afternoon vs me watching the ACC on Friday night

Chandler Morris tonight

UVA/FSU is awesome, I feel like a great Friday night game is always a harbinger of an absolute BANGER of a Saturday

Well don't I feel stupid

Still can’t decide if John Mateer is the worst good quarterback I’ve ever seen or the best bad quarterback I’ve ever seen

It’s college football Saturday in New York City

Lol Arkansas

“Football guy” — NFL scout, probably

@espnbillc.bsky.social what’s the biggest one-week tumble? 36 by South Carolina is wild

We need Prih-BYOO-lah or PRIB-yoo-lah clarity. PBP is doing both

Beau Pribula

you seem to have mistaken being white and wearing a suit with civility

putting a Pin in this one: i‘d like to revisit all of this Tennessee spiking the football on the QB “trade” at about 7 PM, or right around when their game against Kirby Smart’s outfit ends

@espnbillc.bsky.social go tigers, PGWE gonna be like 99 on that one

I have been talking to fans at Mizzou-KU for the last 90 minutes or so and I’m not sure I’ll be able to find a quote that doesn’t have some form of fuck in it.