Madueke subbed off after 56 mins despite doubling his PL G+A for the season 😉

I call this piece of art: Man who just remembered he doesn’t pay council tax in Feb or March, providing a welcome boost to household finances.

I have just presented Celtic's 1967 European trophy to Stenhousemuir. Thank you for your attention to this utter bullshit. 💚

Thank you and good night.

Club Statement Chelsea FC and Head Coach Gary O’Neil have parted company. We wish him well in his future career. 30 November 2028

Maybe some nerds can explain to me why the risk of passing it around between the players who are least comfortable on the ball, as close to your own goal as possible, is outweighed by the reward of it all clicking perfectly and the chance falling to Marc Guiu Cos I don't see it

New boss, same old shit

So apart from Caicedo, we’re at full strength. Except for Palmer, James, Delap, Gusto and Gittens that is 🙄

RIP Eddie Mac. Hero as a player and manager

More appalling news from dystopia central www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Due to directives on balance, the BBC are reporting that yes she was shot dead at close range, but in many belief systems death is not an end but a new beginning, part of a neverending cycle of change.

The ICE officers involved are expected to make a full recovery from their injuries.....which were mostly sustained when their pants set on fire as they gave their accounts of what happened

Well I called that one correctly. Good thing I didn’t suggest my variant on “a table for two “

@tim-rolls.bsky.social if results go as I fear then I’m gonna party like it’s 1954

Watching Pointless has reminded me, I heartily recommend Strong Female Character by Fern Brady - particularly if there is an autistic person in your life whether family member, friend or colleague

Thinking it might be time to dust off some old Rafa songs tomorrow We don’t care about Clearlake… Fuck off Eghbali, you’re not welcome here… And of course *deletes suggestion that could be interpreted as a death threat*

Maresca now carefully managing his own minutes post-match

Young players… Young manager… Fuck this shit

You boy, what colour are you?

series over, England plan clearly now to bankrupt Cricket Australia

Right then: time to neglect that Christmas dog.

If any Chelsea fans are missing Twitter, this should help you shake off bullshit central. Priceless grifting for attention

Tottenham v Liverpool match report (tl;dr version) Goal. Frank incensed. Mirth.

How many shit first halves am I going to have to sit (stand) through this year. Leeds Bournemouth Cardiff and today *this month*

He only went in because the light was on. 😏

It really is and you can use it to access the PressReader App for free! All that written word for nothing. And authors receive money for borrowed books. What’s not to like?

That was a right result on TodayTix tonight. £25 for £127 tickets to see The Spy Who Came in From The Cold, gripping stuff

And this is how thick a cup of hot chocolate should be!

Bergamo trip: ✅✅ Italian food &drink Old Town & above Sirmione Verona Shuttle to ground Decent 1st half ❌❌ Italian drivers Surrounded by smokers in ground Italian manager Second half surrender Hammered supporters Hold back after game

Fucking hell, that team selection and those subs. Fucking hell. Gutted we didn’t bring another defender in to play in midfield

Huge game tonight, not least because a win puts us in a great position for top 8 with a home game against Pathos to come. And I can plan a little trip non football related in February!

Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...

for the beleaguered museum, it’s a new l’eau

Another shit first half. On the back foot from the start again

remembering one of the all-time greatest twitter posts

Remember when we were putting on a clinic against Barcelona? When we were going toe to toe with the PL leaders? Great days. Feels like a nostalgic memory rather than LAST WEEK #TheFootball

Well that was quite the shitshow. And yet if Cole slots home to make it 2-2 I reckon we win. Pretty terrible match but they wanted it more than we did.

Make it stop www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Be careful out there guys! From Private Eye…

From last weeks Private Eye

And Barca are still a bunch of fucking cheats

Moyes 10 men > Maresca 10 men

Moyes 10 men > Maresca 10 men

BTW after yesterday the hundred point team is still on! Just 26 wins to go, nothing can stop us. #100pointteam

Petrovic for West Ham’s first goal… what in the name of all that is holy is he doing? As Wilson is lining up a shot, he goes for a run to the far post??

#cfc our last five trips to Turf Moor have seen us get 15 points scoring 4, 4, 3, 4, 4 goals. Are we going to keep this run going or is this another Palace (13 wins on the trot until we adopted Maresca ball)?

FFS

About to start again?