“I was feeling kind of sorry for Trump when I pictured him reading Jake’s book,” the former president said. “But then I remembered that he can’t read.” more: open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

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Reminder that Dan Bongino doesn’t know who Stephen King is

Accurate

I’m confident this anecdote went right over Stephen Miller’s head, but 🔥 🔥🔥 from the photographer

I don’t know who made this, but it’s spot on!!

“…USA is a place that people fear… don’t trust … it’s no longer a destination… it’s a place to be AVOIDED.”

Zoe Weissman survived the Parkland shooting. Now she’s at Brown, and it happened again. “Honestly, I'm really angry that this is happening to me all over again, and I'm just in shock.” We’re failing our kids. A gun-sick nation. 🇺🇸 www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Fact-check: true

Worth a shot at least, amirite?

This x 1,000,000

Yeah, this happened.

Representing oligarchs as working class heroes is a new low…even for us.

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Remove the commas and you get Lucky's monologue from Godot.

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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported? NOEM: We haven't deported veterans MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea

The first family corruption continues.

It is my hope that we don’t make the mistake again of not expanding SCOTUS.

I think this is actually a threat….dont you?

Ok A.I. nailed this one, credit where it’s due www.mediaite.com/politics/tru...

If a political party does not have its foundation in the determination to advance a cause that is right and moral, then it’s not a political party; it is merely a conspiracy to seize power. - Dwight Eisenhower

It was only a matter of time…

Every time Butker misses a field goal, a woman gets a PHD.

BREAKING: Bernie Sanders just now:

Same headline. Seven years apart. 🤡 @politico.com www.politico.com/news/2025/12...

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“…Even if they are able to clean up his mess … elect a supremely sane president next, America will NEVER again be a trusted partner. Because there are enough Americans who would vote for him … (again). I couldn't even say anything. She was right. The damage this has done is endless…”

One of many Cambridge street watercolours I did 30-40 years ago. Working on the spot uniquely preserves memories and feelings. The shop signs at that time in Green St were extravagantly beautiful and the passers by were sketched in quickly. Still have this one. #fineart ##pleinair #Cambridge

When you think that you have heard the worst, you find out something worse.

Spot on, Mr. Rather. 🎯 💯

Typical CEO In Chumplandia......

Kristi Noem and Tom Homan hiring the best and the brightest for their new ICE Army. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."

"Does this feel like or look like a well-run competent administration? It took them 10 months to discover that the United States doesn't grow bananas and that therefore if we tariff bananas that that's not going to bring banana factories on shore."

Me too

The worst part about the boat strikes - regardless of who ordered what and besides the ultimate tragedy of lives lost - is they’re forever a stain on the professionalism and dignity of the United States military. They’re an insult to every American who ever sacrificed to do the right thing.

Somehow this is the worst part. Yet again I'd like to thank the publishing industry, Hollywood, and Yale Law School for ensuring this bigot's rise to prominence.

It's probably past time to expect any mainstream media to call out this crazy ass shit. We need to keep sharing it to make sure it's being seen.

Release the unedited and unredacted Epstein Files.

RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women". Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.