BREAKING: Heroic police officers save public from this terrifying terrorist who was holding a sign the government doesn’t like x

Gyokeres must be wondering wtf the rules are at this point. Opponents allowed to kick the shit out of him without it being a free kick, but if he gives anything back it’s an instant foul.

Can Ødegaard make it to half time at the Emirates once this season? 😣😣😣

Well well well. Actually you can use towels, we were just punished for time wasting… when 1-0 down! Gillett Brain

Unlike PGMOL, happy to admit when I’m wrong. Gillett was right to stop Ricky California from using a towel today. He’s still a prick tho 🤣

No…. Jarred Gillett invented a new rule that we’re not allowed to touch towels today…

Fucking flying… and I was so hating football half an hour ago! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssss!!!! Fuck PGMOL Fuck Gilett Fuck Newcastle

One game at Newcastle without a “desgracia”… will never happen

CLEAR AND OBVIOUS… BIAS

Sign this please. Enough of acting like responsibility for player welfare ends when they leave the field of play. chng.it/YNbqvkK5Wj

This is horrific news. 😭 I was fearing the worst as brain injuries are absolutely awful. I was hoping his young age would help 😔. No one should die playing football. Hopefully the FA ensures there’s no concrete anywhere near a pitch in the future. RIP Billy

Little diving bitch was lucky to stay on the pitch yesterday. Wednesday night - Saturday lunchtime also happens all the time (ask Klopp 😝). Or, Thursday - Sunday for Europa and Conference leagues. It’s always happened. Also City were at home on Thursday… really no big deal.

This is what the table looked like before the infamous man united cheat fest when they stopped out 49 game unbeaten run. Everyone said we had won the title. We ended up 12 points behind Mourinhos Chelsea

Sometimes you have to go abroad for the satire - but they nailed it.

Go get the petition!

Ffs. They could easily be on 4 points yet they’re on 12 🫠

Is the anti Madueke petition still available for online signatures or???

Lovely game today apart from yet another injury. Noni MOTM for me. And Cristian Mosqera, “sorry he didn’t cost 50 million”. What a bargain. What a player so far. 🤩

How is this 28 years ago 😭

First time I can go to The Arsenal on my birthday and also the first time I can take the whole family to the Emirates 🤩. Loved it. Bit too nervy at 2-1 for my liking but the end result was fantastic. UTA 🔴🔴🔴

Since this is apparently a resigning matter, I’ll just leave this here… www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

On the same day in the Telegraph:

not sure you’d be allowed to write this in North Korea, lads

Did they put Ten Hag in there too?

Booooooooooooooooooo

State of it. I know market accelerates in the last few days but all this looks so unprofessional. Many humans need a looming deadline to start to get their shit together 🤣

For context, Pep Guardiola's record at Anfield: 1W, 3D, 6L He won the league in 4 of those 6 losses.

Also, as much as that FK going in to decide such a big game is doing my head in, it’s much better than way than being on the end of PGMOL incompetence like Fulham yesterday. It’s so rare so I’ll say it, I thought the ref, Chris Kavanagh, was really good today. More of that please.

Long way to go but this FK stings. On the positive side, Mosquera was really impressive (didn’t really notice we lost Saliba), Noni as well. And if this is how close we are with so many starters missing, things are looking up. Ignore the pundits‘ narrative. We have a great squad, onwards and upwards

At this pace, maybe we should sign another 20 players by tomorrow night. FFS

This is where the empty headed Flag shagging leads. Race hate.

I read this as first pick 🤣 No just first pic, the first pick all summer was another London club 🤣

It shows just how deep the squad is now that we are potentially without Saka, Kai, odegaard, white, Leo and Norgaard for a trip to Anfield and people are pretty chill about it.

Why those racist cunts get treated so nicely while people get arrested for wearing a t shirt supporting Palestine will never stop to infuriate me… 🤬

The last time Arsenal played Slavia Praha. Never forget. Lacazette’s greatest moment.

Magnifique Lausanne 🤩🤩🤩 Hale End Goal 😍 3 qualifying tourne to get to the main draw. 🥳🥳🥳🥳 Stay safe out there @david-deps-81.bsky.social

And that concludes a supremely successful hate watch.

Reform UK, which has a grand total of four MPs, was just given an uninterrupted platform for an hour and a half on the BBC and Sky News channels, in order to talk about its plans for mass deportations When was the last time the Greens (with four MPs) or the Lib Dems (with 72) were given the same?

How does it feel to be Totteringham? How does it feel to be small? We signed Eze, You threw paint at a wall.

It is very nearly the tenth anniversary of that brief moment when, for 2 or 3 days, British newspapers remembered refugees are desperate human beings who need our help, rather than scum that it's okay to threaten with violence.

This. We need an unpredictable technician to bring some ‘jazz’ back to the carpet & Eze is Miles fucking Davis.

3 months to get it done @thecannon.co.uk

My brain going from one to the other on repeat tonight 🤯😥😅🤯

I’m a time to get this out again 🤣@michaelkeshani.bsky.social

Can’t fucking believe the Kai news FFS 🤦🏻‍♂️

Maybe it’s time for players, and especially their agents, to understand “verbal agreements” mean nothing. Also, it’s a bit rich to want the security of a 6 year contract but then be free to just leave as you please 3 years in…

Stark Contrast to when Arteta joined… 🤗

A few years ago, when we underperformed at Old Trafford, we got pasted. Now we underperform and win. That resilience is there even if the passing and decision making very much wasn't.