Absolutely mad 🤯🤯🤯 I’m sure there’ll be a cool movie about this.

Impressed by Brentford tonight. Offered a lot more than the long throws (which are scary). They pressed us so well in the second half. They didn’t park the bus, they didn’t foul us all over the pitch, they didn’t time waste. And they gave us a harder game than those who do all that shit..

The 4th official today spent the whole game checking how many coaches we had in the little box and no one getting out of it. At some point he was telling Heinze to sit back further on his seat. 🫠🤣. The important things. Meanwhile championship level ref in the middle…

narrator: he did not

Phew. Was nervous about this one all day. Brentford were impressive. Pressing us all over the pitch. Mikel keeps saying it but the PL is so tough. Bayern and PSG in cruise control most week ends.

November: Burnley (a) - Won 2-0 Slavia (a) - Won 3-0 Sunderland (a) - Drew 2-2 Spurs (h) - Won 4-1 Bayern (h) - Won 3-1 Chelsea (a) - Drew 1-1 It's November, the month that always kills us, and it had some tough away games alongside two monster home games. You'd have taken that all year long.

Awful game. I expected 8-9 min of injury time 🤷🏻‍♂️. But we weren’t good enough today.

This is mental. He could work from home as someone suggested 🤣

A work of art ❤️

My favourite video of upset Spuds so far...

The power of Ian Wright

🔴🔴🔴 London is Red 🔴🔴🔴🔴

😝

These cameras will have seen thousands of Spurs’ fans faces long before the game ended 🤣🤣🤣

Nice to have to walk past multiple face recognition cameras from the police to go to a football match. If these resources exist, funny how they are not used for when you have literal nazi hooligans marching in London. Wonder why 🤷🏻‍♂️

Xhaka was asked on Swiss TV about somehow being booed tonight in Kosovo, after receiving a hero’s welcome last time he played there. He said “it’s fine I’m used to it, I got booed by 60,000 in the past and got back up” 💀 That was easily one of my worst moments ever at the Emirates…

Kieran fucking Tierney! 😍😍😍 So so happy for him! And for Scotland to be fair.

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Oh Hello! Fuckin’ excellent!

Hop Suisse!

Back in 🇨🇭for the weekend. First Hockey match in decades for me. Winning in extra time after a tight game 🤩. Absolutely fantastic atmosphere. 💪Lausanne Hockey Club

Bruges away booked 😃. That was a scramble and a little anxiety spike 😅

Ffs…. Feel we were unlucky not to win today…. So many close chances. But also pay the price of all these injuries…. Hopefully many back after the break

I love how we’re bullying Walker 😂

Looking for a ticket for tomorrow. It’s for me if anyone can help 🙏

As per @arseblog.com today “There isn’t a team or a manager setting up to play Arsenal who, post-game, say ‘OMG, they’re so good at corners! Who knew? LOL!’.”

That was fun 🤩

That is so antisem…. Oh! Maybe this has NOTHING to do with religion? Who would have thought?

Bloody antisemites ...

Massive win that 🤩

True privilege is thinking “oh if I’m accused of sexual assault I can just change my job title and the fuss goes away”

Ohhhhhhh The grand old Duke of York He borrowed 12 million quid He gave it to someone He’d never ever met and for something he never did

What? Last season Maccabi Tel Aviv played Ajax in Amsterdam & their fans went on an anti-Arab rampage. Throwing rocks at homes displaying Palestinian flags, attacking Arab taxi drivers & chanting “Let the IDF win and f*ck the Arabs” and “Why is school out in Gaza? There are no children left there.”

BREAKING: Heroic police officers save public from this terrifying terrorist who was holding a sign the government doesn’t like x

Gyokeres must be wondering wtf the rules are at this point. Opponents allowed to kick the shit out of him without it being a free kick, but if he gives anything back it’s an instant foul.

Can Ødegaard make it to half time at the Emirates once this season? 😣😣😣

Well well well. Actually you can use towels, we were just punished for time wasting… when 1-0 down! Gillett Brain

Unlike PGMOL, happy to admit when I’m wrong. Gillett was right to stop Ricky California from using a towel today. He’s still a prick tho 🤣

No…. Jarred Gillett invented a new rule that we’re not allowed to touch towels today…

Fucking flying… and I was so hating football half an hour ago! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssss!!!! Fuck PGMOL Fuck Gilett Fuck Newcastle

One game at Newcastle without a “desgracia”… will never happen

CLEAR AND OBVIOUS… BIAS

Sign this please. Enough of acting like responsibility for player welfare ends when they leave the field of play. chng.it/YNbqvkK5Wj

This is horrific news. 😭 I was fearing the worst as brain injuries are absolutely awful. I was hoping his young age would help 😔. No one should die playing football. Hopefully the FA ensures there’s no concrete anywhere near a pitch in the future. RIP Billy

Little diving bitch was lucky to stay on the pitch yesterday. Wednesday night - Saturday lunchtime also happens all the time (ask Klopp 😝). Or, Thursday - Sunday for Europa and Conference leagues. It’s always happened. Also City were at home on Thursday… really no big deal.

This is what the table looked like before the infamous man united cheat fest when they stopped out 49 game unbeaten run. Everyone said we had won the title. We ended up 12 points behind Mourinhos Chelsea

Sometimes you have to go abroad for the satire - but they nailed it.