FYI: The BBC has revealed the charities #TheCelebrityTraitors were all competing for, with links so that you can donate.

Sorry I was late for work, I couldn’t stop watching that Foden pass

I think if you're standing in front of the goalie, offside, then it's offside.

Trump Threatens To Sue BBC Over Misleading Edit Of ‘The Vicar Of Dibley’ https://theonion.com/trump-threatens-to-sue-bbc-over-misleading-edit-of-the-vicar-of-dibley/

Give it to Partridge til the end of the season #bbc

Awfully pathetic of me this, I know, but will say it anyway. Alexander Isak holds the British record transfer fee and is fully fit, sitting on the bench and not been mentioned in the first half or at half-time. 2-0 down to a title rival and still nothing. Begs the question, should Gyokeres do more?

The oil & gas game is a racket.

Up the Boro

For an Italian, Chiesa ain't half got a dreadful barnet.

Vini making Conner Bradley look like Cafu.

This place is really missing football video clips. I wana read about Johnson's red card, come on here, and see it. Nothing. Ghost town.

How was Vini up for a Balloon D'Or? He's useless.

‘It’s been a cesspit, really, my life’: war photographer Don McCullin on 19 of his greatest pictures

Can see why he got so much game time over the summer (apart from being the bollocks).

Never change, King 👑

🇨🇦 Canada is sending out agents into the streets of Toronto to deal with foreigners

I need people to see what transpired lol I have never seen someone just charge at the opposing team free kick wall here like Rwan Cruz does to the Portland Timbers

Me: I know pantyhose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone Teller: So is this not a robbery? Me: No, it is

[wedding] PRIEST: repeat after me GROOM: after me PRIEST: ... [to bride] is he serious BRIDE: no his name is gary

Speaking to a mate this afternoon, I was utterly convinced Liverpool would win. No doubt at all in my mind. At home, irrespective of form, against a pony United side. I know nothing. 30 years of watching football, in the bin.

Keane rightly pulling VVD apart. Legs have long gone.

Cannot believe how rubbish Liverpool look. A tiny bit of adversary and they're bewildered.

A dreadful manager. How he got a job in this league is a mystery up there with the building of the Pyramids.

Back to the Whittlesea Zebras for Ange.

“I’m not even asking for a hundred for the jacket. No, for just 80 nicker you can have this genuine artificial leather jacket and I’ll throw in this beautiful authentic ralex watch for just 20 quid. I’m practically giving them away. Rodders, show the lady one of the watches“.

One To Another is one of my all time favourites. Such a tune.

Rob Brydon in the States followed by Jools is some lovely Sunday evening Tele from Auntie.

This is amazing. I laughed out loud www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

They keep panning to Basil Brush. This might be the greatest episode ever.

With David Arnold. Incredible line up.

Basil Brush is on The Chase.

Martín Zubimendi: ‘I have to adapt but Arsenal signed me because they like what I do’

Saka is a joke

Wales are not good.

A thread of inspirational quotes from two of my idols: Kemi Badenoch and Ange Postecoglou (uh-oh, I may have gotten some mixed up... or have I??) 🧵

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends tech weirdo: and shitheads np: no just my friends tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender? np: we just want to hang out and goof around tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then np: no shitheads tw: not following

“What is the charge? Being a fraud? A succulent Australian fraud?”

Very much so

BREAKING: Heroic police officers save public from this terrifying terrorist who was holding a sign the government doesn’t like x

Always pleasing to see someone you had down as a dude, is in fact, a dude.

I've just remembered my copper mate telling me he pulled his groin this year, trying to kick a smack head he was chasing. So we might be alright actually.

Bétis had grandads as their mascots today 😭

Don't think this isn't coming here.

Stupid fucking country

Wipes away tears of patriotism with my St. Georges flag.

I do miss Wengerball League Cup nonsense, but the games moved on and we have 25 players to keep happy now. Would love a Wembley day out this year, feels an age.

The most important writer of our times.

No Carlos Vela. Furious.

Some great photos.