Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny

Lots of possibilities.

Raw Mirage of a good molt

lets watch the aurora!

Isaiah had a very key conditional there "You serve your own interest on your fast day and oppress all your workers. ... If you offer your food to the hungry and satisfy the needs of the afflicted, ... you shall be called the repairer of the breach." There is no repair without justice

Oh! oooo!!! You have a delicious looking rice ball! Please!

girl who is a doll who is a puppy who is a slime

the spectrum of queer experience is vast and complex, and none of us know what's going on inside families that are not our own but my feed is full of media outlets describing a woman with a very-much-living-and-in-the-picture wife first and foremost as though she was a man's widow, and I just

Mamdani’s New York is out of control

Oh! You... Please... Delicious rice ball...

annual repost of Trashed Bathrooms

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Mussel angel 홍합 천사

Can be an angel?

shoutout to giant women

Newtype really just be autism

Still one of the most memorable ZZ moments for me

Food stamps should be a universal program available to EVERYONE who lives here. Fuck the means testing bullshit, the richest country in the history of Earth should feed it's people.

today i finally righted my wrong... after all this time i have finally actually beaten la-mulana!

Chavez in 2009, while being labelled as paranoid, outlines exactly what is happening today.

"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

We're in this situation because Nixon didn't go to jail for Watergate and Reagan wasn't punished for Iran Contra. The path of least resistance brought us here.

Nuremberg now.

SPEED RACER (2008) MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!

rabbits are social animals and need 1 million cuddles per hour and a little forehead kissy

The Flicken...

god i need people to stop saying porn-brained and degenerate like YESTERDAY. stop saying nazi shit

if anything this just proves that twitter will give you a banger for a post that absolutely does not deserve it

they should have dale cooper interact with the muppets

There's always time for fun...It's Friday night.

Shiny green cat (@velocitycatte.space)

*aggressive snapping*

what an excellent passage to pull from stryker. the terms you set will always fail me. so i will be your reviled Other, and i will look you in the face and demand my liberation regardless

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its very funny watching her try to explain "oops i became a dog" in an academic paper

alright. thread for this one cuz i know im gonna have Thoughts

Birth Rite

All I wanna do is do my doodles and eat my snacks and kiss my pet. Why does my brain have to be some kind of debate. It’s there whether you like it or not

sunstroke, falling asleep, uncontrollable crying, and feeling strange.

One thing you will never think after reading a great book or listening to a great album or seeing a great piece of art is, “I’m really glad this person remained cautious while they were making this and guarded against being perceived as weird.”

late to this trend but who cares its literally her