I think this was like when you need baking soda but accidentally grab baking powder and also you’re the grim reaper

The third act of A Christmas Carol, one of the most famous examples of "don't die a dickhead, " was the ghost showing Scrooge how happy everyone was that he died and it was a big motivator for him to stop being a piece of shit and still we got a bunch of dickhead Dems talking up Lindsey Graham

Weird hot weather rain in Los Angeles- watching the dark clouds roll in while listening to Bitches Brew.

please show respect for the dead body of someone who didn’t respect your alive body

When Sen Klobuchar dies in office, clutching grimly to the trappings of power she's accumulated, we will remember her mostly for this kind of bullshit. And grieve accordingly.

*spitting fibers* Any panties are edible panties if you try hard enough! *resumes gnawing*

Dear Democratic politicians, Lindsey Graham deliberately chose to spend his last years making the lives of people in the US and abroad as miserable as possible. The fact that he also had that certain brand of charming southern geniality for his colleagues makes it worse, actually.

This hands across the aisle shit needs to fucking die. You are reaching out to monsters and murderers. You need to be shitcanned. We are fighting for our lives and you’re calling it a fucking disagreement you absolute ghouls.

No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum

Politicians are proving the exact reasons why it was so easy for Platner to be platformed in our system by how they are responding to the death of Lindsey Graham. Ya'll will let white supremacists slide for so much.

The reason "good" coded Senators are saying nice things about another Senator who publicly enjoyed stripping the rights of Americans is because they are in a separate class from the rest of us- a shared class with extreme privilege. Remember that.

In my time being chased by the lumbering, gibbering, flesh-masked man wielding a chainsaw, we often disagreed on many issues. But when he wasn't lurching and shrieking at me as I leapt thru various windows to escape, I saw a real humanity in him prior to his resuming his homicidal pursuit. RIP king.

When a Democrat praises Lindsey Graham and ignores his vital role in enabling an autocratic takeover of American government, it's because it's all a game to them. It's because they view Congress as a private members club and because they are immune from the consequences of government action.

every dead senator gets a thoughtful obituary lauding their “courage” and then if you look it up the courage was filibustering the Give Medicine to Cancer Kids act

Good morning: it too early to have a celebratory Corona N.A. and a shot of pickle juice? Never,

I love how this makes it seem like they stopped monitoring RFK Jr

I saw someone refer to Trump as "our first truly small and petty president" and while it was some long times ago, I feel like both Nixon and LBJ showed incredibly petty behavior- behind doors if not in public. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

They said I could talk to Mitch McConnell if I shook hands with this weird statue of an arm and said "I welcome you in." Or "talk to me" or some shit, but the vibe was off so I bounced.

Spicy brown mustard, kraut. Unless I'm in Chicago or near, in which case run a spicy Polish thru the garden.

The Haunting of Hill House - Jackson Dracula - Stoker Frankenstein - Shelley Darker Than You Think - Williamson The King in Yellow - Chambers Danse Macabre - King

So I cannot even begin to tell you the ways that this is terrible but vampires beware! Mwahahshahaha!

I saw someone refer to Trump as "our first truly small and petty president" and while it was some long times ago, I feel like both Nixon and LBJ showed incredibly petty behavior- behind doors if not in public. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The secret police who have lied about every person they’ve senselessly killed in the streets have once again lied about a person they senselessly killed in the streets.

If this report is correct, the consultants treated the Maine senate race as if they were searching for new members of a 90s boy band. They needed an empty vessel with some basic talent they could manipulate. Truly horrifiying (gift link).

"Its myyyyyyyy football so I get to be quarterback and have first picks so there!!!"

imagine paying this company for a checkmark

Yeah the president knows all about dim lightbulbs. "Democracy dies in darkness" indeed, you fucking hacks.

I'm getting a lot of new followers who are no doubt real people and not bots and I just want to be clear that I am in no way worth adding to your feed.

When the rubble clears, there are so many people who spent time and money helping Platner, believing that he was a once in a lifetime talent. People who quit their jobs to work for him; spent cold weekends knocking doors for him; told their friends to check him out. He really humiliated them.

Oh come on of COURSE this fucking guy would allege a conspiracy. God forbid he ever once in his fucking life face consequences for his actions.

This is why I stick to the telegraph.

Important thread for people who can't get pregnant but can impregnate someone to look at, contemplate and sit with- not to dogpile OP. And then call your Medical Provider to schedule an appointment to speak with a Urologist about a vasectomy. I did! Be cool like me!

THE US HAVING A WHITES-ONLY REFUGEE POLICY SHOULD BE A MUCH BIGGER STORY

They all "had great talks," say "Mitch showed up just after midnight, wearing the chains he forged in life which he made, link by link" and that he "spoke about Iran and NATO" and also how "you will be haunted by Three Spirits, without whose visits you cannot hope to shun the path I tread."

like, if you don’t listen to us about a nazi merc, you won’t listen to us about anything. thats what many have learned from this.

Meanwhile this MFer is living so fully in denial he's speaking Egyptian.

Again

This is deeeeeply fucked up.

Good morning, America. I am smoking a joint and listening to The Wild Tchoupitoulas and thanking Southern California for not having the kind of humidity my childhood home of D.C. is soldiering through.

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

If we all rallied to defend marginalized people the way we defend billionaires we'd have ended bigotry and injustice decades ago 🫠

hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his Dick Shaper Machine

Dear Confederacy: congrats! You've won the American Cold War.

If Taylor Swift really wanted a private wedding venue she should’ve considered the National Mall.

millions of fireworks will go off in the next 48 hours. the protest at the center of the Prairieland case last July 4th — a year ago tomorrow — was a noise demo setting off fireworks for the detainees inside the ICE facility. did you know the federal government categorized fireworks as explosives?

two items that sum up SOME aspect of something I'm sure. But whut.

the schism will continue until morale improves

Republicans to Democrats: I want to terrorize every constituency you represent and destroy you. Democrats to Republicans: I wish more people voted for you and you were stronger.

Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC