putting an entire city on his back

tage motherfucking thompson

I think before you build an Arc de Triomphe you should be able to identify at least un (1) triomphe

When you’re desperate to keep your job….

Sandlot is for everyone

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

MTSW is the madonna of bsky

this reminds me of that influencer who taught people to clean their underwear in hotel coffee makers.

do you wanna do some hugs tonight? i know a hug dealer

you guys, lay off the Uath Mammoth. this is their first time in the playoffs. i'm sure _your_ first time went off without a hitch.

i spend a lil time every day tending to a few dead-end crushes & have just folded it into my routine like a job

Today marks the 13th anniversary of the night that ammonium nitrate ignited and exploded at the West Fertilizer Company in West, Texas, while first responders were fighting a fire. Fifteen were killed, hundreds were injured, and hundreds of homes and buildings were damaged or destroyed.

This is a dance off. If you see this, repost a dance, or you're eliminated

putting out into the universe a cosmic request: Nora Jones + Dan Dyer duet

Exactly one year ago today:

even if any of this is true, it's tremendous opsec to just tweet it out

Golden not running for re-election, either.

When I was a kid, "Possum Kingdom" was always on bc it was one of my mom's favorite songs. For @chron.com's series on media that gets the Texas Experience(TM), I wrote about urban legends and having a Young Mom. Ft. interviews with the Toadies drummer and my Mom! www.chron.com/culture/musi...

from IG 'twoyearoldbear' i can't get enough of this.

the world, today

the penis was inflatable but the balls were made of steel.

@samreich.bsky.social @dropout.tv well deserved!

bro is just one scarface poster away from chud frat hall of fame.

when the ultraviolet rays just cook your brain into pudding.

freelancer tip 2a:

freelancer tip 3: there will _always_ be Social Versions. do not be fooled by their feigned ignorance, there will be socials. no, you cannot just push a button and POOF you have different resolutions. these require work, that they will pay for. ask them early & often: where are the social boards?

happy Jackie Robinson Day to all who celebrate.

Péter Magyar, who unseated Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán Sunday in a landslide, shared a bombshell with reporters that the outgoing leader had diverted taxpayer funds to bankroll the American Conservative Political Action Conference. trib.al/ct7GGV3

louder for the Ad Agency people in the back.

freelancer tip 1: don't send reply email after hours, schedule send for 8:55am the next day & sleep in. freelancer tip 2: always reply to every single 'are you available' email with 'let me check my calendar'. EVEN IF YOU ARE DYING TO TAKE THE JOB. make them think you are working them in.

Fresh off his trip to Hungary where he begged Hungarians to back Viktor Orban, J.D. Vance has decided world leaders shouldn't meddle in other countries' politics.

the bass line in the chorus of Peter Gabriel’s live version of ‘Digging in the Dirt’.

putting golf on the TV in my dad's house is like parking a car in the living room and letting it idle. he's out in under 5 minutes.

Again there's simply no comparison between the scope, scale, & tone of the JOE BIDEN EPICALLY AND INCOMPETENTLY FAILED IN AFGHANISTAN coverage of August/September 2021 & the "just the facts, very measured" reporting of what's going on with Iran & Trump now.

where else can we send JD to 'fix' things?

ORBÁN CONCEDED

kinda funny that the chairman of the board of peace can easily bring war but struggles to bring peace.

i would trade stepping onto the moon first for getting out of the capsule first.

All four astronauts standing in the aisle with their roller bags waiting for the door to open.

A woman who worked for nearly two years for Rep. Eric Swalwell, a leading candidate for California governor, said she had sexual encounters with him while he was her boss and alleged he twice sexually assaulted her when she was too intoxicated to consent.

Breaking: We’ve updated tonight’s Ichiro Replica Statue giveaway.

the best time to impeach a president is 20 days ago. the second best time is today.

if you can automatically register citizens for the draft, why can't you automatically register citizens to vote?

<stepping outside the War Room to cancel plans with friends i didn't really wanna go to in the first place>

they call them 'moots' because they mute each other.

this is like in Civ VI when the Ai goes ham on you their entire turn and at the end they're all "make peace pls?"