inconceivable

Rob Reiner, who directed such beloved Hollywood classics as 'This Is Spinal Tap,' 'Stand by Me' and 'When Harry Met Sally' after starring in the trailblazing sitcom 'All in the Family,' died Sunday along with his wife, Michele, in their Brentwood home. bit.ly/48UWXSi

clear eyes, full hearts

this pharmaceutical commercial with an older white dude with friends playing... HORSE?! basically pushing a basketball around a circle like gravity has increased 20 fold and it's taking their entire combined effort to pass the ball and then shoot. yeah i don't want those meds.

oh Micah noooooooooooooooo

me every time i see the commercial air

me every time we ship a commercial.

lol RedZone has completely abandoned Arizona @ Houston. but sure, "every touchdown". just like "commercial free football". redzone is cooked.

calm down, JJ Watt.

Australian news reporting that the hero bystander here is named Ahmed al Ahmed. Muslim, father of two.

now go win the whole damn thing, Desoto

clear eyes, full hearts

cue this up for Southlake Carroll

mayhem at the end of DeSoto / Southlake Carroll game.

did they hire Pepper Hamilton? make sure it's a written report.

discovered an ios feature today that imports your playlists from other apps into apple music. you can choose whether to add the music to your library. in the process it will add you to fix conflicts (missing songs/not in apple/variations of names) which takes a few minutes, but, it's worth it.

I've been laughing at this all day. All three of these people nailed it. 10/10, no notes.

Things we learn: 1. Bovino's existence is the result of chain migration, which MAGA wants to ban 2. His family arrived legally under an immigration law MAGA wants to repeal 3. His father killed a woman while driving drunk, a crime for which MAGA aims to deport immigrants And much more. Read it.

🎯 CIVIL RIGHTS LAWYER @oliverma2026.bsky.social: “The detention centers are run by private prison companies (like @CoreCivic) — they make millions PER PERSON… that’s why they’re looking for anybody brown, so they can keep stealing from taxpayers.” *THIS IS NOT TALKED ABOUT ENOUGH*

good news/bad news: i found & removed the shit in the backyard that the dog rolled in yesterday. he rolled in it again today.

Here I am, rock you like a sprinkle

Pardon me, but *holy shit* chicago.suntimes.com/the-watchdog...

freeze frame on man running through bazaar Jason Statham (VO): yeah. thass me. aladdin runnin frum the fuckin fuzz again

Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s Nephew speaks out after ICE arrest: I think what I would have to say to Karoline is just because you went to a catholic school doesn't make you a good catholic.

I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork

i don’t wanna sound cynical but those videos where ‘Shelter Dogs Choose The Humans’ are Ai. y’all think a dog from a shelter is just gonna calmly choose 1 person?! we’re cooked.

a lot of people don't know Jimmy Buffett and it shows. Like how are you shocked that my guy was at Epstein Island?! have you not listened to Livingston Saturday Night?! it's the perfect cover! telling everyone exactly what you're doing over an island melody!!!

see, the joke is: JIMMY BUFFETT LITERALLY WROTE SONGS ABOUT CHASING AFTER UNDERAGED GIRLS.

"15 may get you 20..." www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EtB...

anyone else wondering why Bannon didn't wear 2 shirts on Epstein Island?

Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.

Grey Gray No one knows, It’s a gre/ay area!

These 2 photos were in the same dump. Dude

Look at this photograph.

you used to be able to get film developed in an hour. now a roll of film is $18. 100’ roll is $150. prints were cheap. you’d get duplicates to share with friends. photos you could hold. now, everyone scans. digital copies of light passing through cellophane. fireflies in a jar.

all i'm saying is that there were better options

the kids are alright (wait for it)

this might be the first time i've seen a community note on x that serves as a punch line to the tweet

The only king is Haynes King

i did not have Indiana standing up to Trump on my bingo card. but i also did not have the Hoosiers on my CFP bingo card. things are just turning up Hoosier!

“A second grand jury has no true billed Letitia James”

Greg Olsen texting Brady the Philip Rivers story with "it's not too late buddy"

my wife offered me cheezits and i said 'no thanks' and now i'm being accused of snacks evasion.

is Antifa in the room with us right now?

Time is owned by Marc Benioff, the CEO of Salesforce, which is currently trying to sell its AI tool to ICE in order to triple their recruitment. just a thing I think about sometimes while I’m at work, implementing his product for nonprofits.