Goal setting! I want my burgeoning relationship with the local crows to come up as a topic of concern at the next HOA meeting. (my partner is on the board lmao)

I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=wPn...

the true horror of liminality is the realization that you as a person are not the focus of marketing or capitalistic society, you are barely more than a product now. Nobody cares about you or your comfort or health or happiness. You're what corporations trade, now. The whole world is liminal to you

Mech Pilots getting 'married' to the AI of their mechs in a perverse corporate ceremony for PR reasons, subsuming them in a matrimonial partnership to a death machine and so they can be sold and served as War Brides.

Effortlessness is earned

*tapping the sign* if your theory on how to fix xbox does not start with the assumption that xbox is merely a minion of a dark chaos entity then you're going to sound like a little baby child

Bud Light branding is up on the White House grounds ahead of Sunday's UFC fight (Saul Loeb/Getty)

Campos: While I want to thank CBS news for funding this generous gift towards my education, I want to acknowledge how the recent direction of the outlet stains the legacy of Mike Wallace, the namesake of this scholarship.

Oliver Darcy got the audio of the heated 60 Minutes meeting where Scott Pelley dressed Nick Bilton down! "You know what was rude? Black Thursday. That was the absolute definition of rudeness. Telling Tanya Simon she had to be out of here at five o'clock." www.status.news/p/scott-pell...

I went to a school for bad kids that had a hardcore honor culture & sometimes I miss it. Like I WISH I could say to a coworker "I'll beat your ass if you ever steal my lunch again" and then follow through when they test you. There's beauty in that simplicity.

Me explaining to anyone who will listen how I just really like Keith David and everything he’s ever been in, even the bad stuff, because he just seems to always be having a good time and I’m glad he’s getting a star on the Walk of Fame because good for him.

Artist: Shigeru Mizuki #artsky #fantasysky #horrorsky

Artist: Shigeru Mizuki #artsky #fantasysky #horrorsky

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This artwork is titled "Tropics" and was created by artist Szabina Góré.

I hate racists so much, for so many good, powerful reasons but one mediocre reason is purely aesthetic. The derision towards Lupita as Helen offends me. Their bigotry has warped their perception of reality so much that they've convinced themselves this woman isn't beautiful.

pushing out diverse people to accommodate diverse views about those people's inferiority, be fucking serious

Account freebrainsurgery.bsky.social was suspended by moderation.bsky.app The account was 880 days old at the time of banning. #BskyBans #veryOldAccountBan

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

this is the queen that is on at night on my isopod livestream she has SO many workers now!

AI is like black magic or something, idiots that use it get seduced by the insidious lies and it leads them to disaster

fucking your wife is basically incest

these 4 pieces recently genuinely became some of my all time faves.. both the content is full of life and im very proud of them artistically!!

Yay!

I saw this really funny post on Tumblr of a screencap from Twitter haha! Whoever this..."Leaf" is....gonna jack her stuff.

Second Blimp comm for @thatcoffeeperson.bsky.social this time a civi cruise liner version #art #commission #fantasy #scifi

Kasamatsu Shiro (Japain, 1898-1991) - Morning Waves [woodblock], 1953, 27 x 41 cm, private collection. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

I knew some family would disown me coming out... ...i just didn't expect it to be her

Imagine you're about to rob a bank. You have guns and a plan and you're steeling your nerves. And then, as you're about to do it, a giant smiling alien approaches. It picks you up. "Gloo bork blag bleep!" the alien exclaims as it kisses your forehead. This is what it is like to be a cat.

Sorry the only wizard related material I consume is the 1977 masterpiece by Ralph Bakshi

Caught a camponatus nearcticus and pennsyvanicus, that's three Campos queens already in April!

i don't know why companies don't hire as many trans women as possible when they'll all overwork themselves for twice the productivity of anyone else but you only have to pay them 60% as much. just seems like shrewd business!

No, that's exactly what Chappelle was doing and it's why trans people criticized him for doing it.

OOOOOhhhhhhhhhh

"why is time going so slowwww" oh i forgot my vyvanse

The Lincoln Administration covered up one aspect of Stinger's exploits during the War Between the States: Often, he would render secessionists paralyzed with his mighty sting—and then dine on their traitorous flesh as they drew their final breaths.

*cries*

I can muster no argument.

Listen, I noticed the word ontological coming up a LOT in online conversation, social media postings, and internet articles. I thought it was weird that it seemed ubiquitous all of a sudden. I saw it again today and thought, y'know... let's peek into this a little bit. Google search trends