Come on people, it’s the 1st of December, find as many flammable materials in your home as you can then give them to a small child along with a box of matches, that nice Mr Noakes said it’d be fine, Happy Advent!

‘Brad, you’re like a brother to me’ Yes George, and we all know what brothers in your family do with each other’s wives don’t we..? #thearchers

Mark Bonnar in a kilt? This is the reason I pay the licence fee… #traitors

Proper punctuation is important…

People say "autism never used to exist" and then you go to the Natural History Museum and the exhibit has a caption like "Born in 1762, The Revd [name] was famously irascible, steadfast in his routine, and dedicated his life to collecting 25,000 rare beetle specimens".

@thecidershedpod.bsky.social so glad that The Archers shows that you can get over a massively traumatic experience where you could have died by simply repeating the experience, who needs therapy?!

I just find everything feels a bit better when I watch this.

What the fuck have they become? Someone’s going to get killed just for expressing a perfectly reasonable opinion.

Inigo Philbrick and his wife are such victims, they clearly think this documentary will make people feel sorry for them when they actually deserve everything they got (and no Victoria, not everyone has broken the law and certainly not ripped people off for millions!).

Remembering #Wombles creator Elizabeth Beresford, born #OTD in 1926, photographed in the early 70s with animator Ivor Wood, Orinoco and Great Uncle Bulgaria. Photo recently returned to the @radiotimes.bsky.social archive 😍

RIP Tom Lehrer, his songs brought so much joy to my childhood and then I had the pleasure of introducing them to my kids. In a very crowded field this is still one of my favourites. #tomlehrer m.youtube.com/watch?v=yhuM...

Sometimes you just need a basket full of baby otters to make your day complete. Oh, look what I found! You can thank me later.

Why the fuck isn’t Matt Chorley interrupting this stupid woman?! #Newsmight

Be fair, Ben Habib came up with ‘Advance UK’ yesterday, which hopefully means they’ll be first over the top…

London is over

Spot on scheduling there BBC! #rodstewart

@zoesqwilliams.bsky.social thanks for today’s article, I feel a little less alone in my dislike of the hot weather! www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Very much enjoying the ad placement on Truth Social…

Italian singer Adriano Celentano released a song in the 70s with nonsensical lyrics meant to sound like American English — to prove that Italians would just love any American song. It was a hit.

Probably a bad idea to move all those troops and tanks to the other side of the country for President Trump's I'm a Special Boy Parade

Very excited for this GTA 6 screenshot leak but can't help thinking they have laid the satire on a bit thick again

Wtf does this dickhead think he’s doing? Laurence Fox is clearly getting worse…

Springsteen knocking it out of the park and driving the orange baboon insane into the bargain, I have always loved him…

Finally put my @andrewpbrooks.bsky.social ‘Light 5’ on the wall in my studio, right in front of my desk for inspiration. I absolutely love the magic of this photo.

I really don't care that Melania has spent only 14 days in the White House since Trump's inauguration 108 days ago. But Republicans would have had a fit if Michelle Obama or Jill Biden ditched the White House and spent their time grifting with a new meme coin and a $40 million deal with Amazon.

The Getty snapper who took this will be on his way to El Salvador before the day's out.

Happy Easter!

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

#GBBO tent is the best one ever this week and I am unashamedly in love with Adam Buxton…#SU4C

I'm going to lower the tone now, and share this clip from Colbert's interview with Gary Oldman, who loses it completely when 'Jackson Lamb's noises are added to his other roles...

Just taken delivery of this excellent #Succession print, thank you @happytoast.bsky.social!

Antony Szmierek at @banquetrecords.com, what a way to start the week, an absolute joy, thank you!

Oh I beg to differ…

Is it over yet? #thearchers

Because everything is shit please have this picture of a baby otter…

Don't come back here with your bullshit. Me, coming back with my bullshit:

#houseofgames is verging on physically painful this week, what the actual fuck is going on?! (No Danny, Queen Victoria was not crowned in 1918…)

I’ve read this before - but it’s well worth a read or re-read! Why the British don’t like Trump It’s brutal And brutally honest

I’m not religious but this is remarkable, what an amazing human she is.

So delighted that @laurenlaverne.bsky.social will be back in her old 10-1pm on @bbc6music.bsky.social, brightened up a crappy morning hearing her voice and knowing how well she’s doing!

@djdebgrant.bsky.social thank you for the jigsaw chat this morning, I never knew that jigsaw apps existed, I’ve downloaded one for my mum to keep her busy as she’s been stuck in hospital since Monday. Great show by the way, RadMac are lucky to have you as the substitute teacher! x

Here's a little story for anyone interested in why we still need silly things like regulations and the federal government, and why Elon Musk can fuck off forever. For 3 weeks, I have been trying to refill a prescription. My local pharmacy couldn't give any explanation why it wasn't available. 1/x