Guy Ordering Nonalcoholic Beer Has Either Seen A Ton Of Shit Or No Shit At All https://theonion.com/guy-ordering-nonalcoholic-beer-has-either-seen-a-ton-of-shit-or-no-shit-at-all/

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

www.tumblr.com/bionikgeek/7... @garthnix.bsky.social I hope this provides you a small smile this day. As you have graced upon so many of my days.

This is a profound loss to all lovers of truth and objectivity in journalism. www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...

they've got Raffi calling for regime change. something has shifted.

It's not going away, Donald. No matter who else you attack.

10/10. No notes.

Mark Kelly Punished With Expulsion To Outer Space

FIVE YEARS & he has not been held accountable for one of the most disgraceful events in this nation's history. Trying to overturn a fair election in an attempted coup against his own government is the very definition of TREASON. We can never move forward until this is fully adjudicated. #ShameOnUS🇺🇸

To the tune of @guster.bsky.social 's Maybe We're Alright. @brianrosenworcel.bsky.social "They say I run the Cartel of the Sun, I have to say that this is really dumb, Whatever, gets you all the votes, They say I crimed, Just like Maduro...."

This is what you get when you fail to hold someone accountable for attempted insurrection.

Marisa is such a superstar, please follow @marisakabas.bsky.social

I think about this tweet every day

1. For at least 10 years, Pepsi has conspired with Walmart to force up grocery prices. That’s the shocking evidence made public today in an unsealed FTC lawsuit. The suit was abandoned in May by the Trump FTC just before it was to be un-redacted. We went to court to get it unsealed & won.

Just when I thought I couldn't admire the man more... 🎯 🎯 🎯 💯 💯 💯 👍 👍 👍

You cannot defend the phrase “quiet, piggy” coming out of the mouth of an adulterer who bragged about sexually assaulting women then wonder why we have a male loneliness epidemic. To quote Aeryn Sun of #Farscape “it’s not you, it’s me. I don’t like you.” #MAGAmorons #feminism

2/2 link: Statement of the “Former JAGs Working Group” on Media Reports of Pentagon “No Quarter” Orders in Caribbean Boat Strikes www.justsecurity.org/wp-content/u...

Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest https://theonion.com/soot-covered-prince-andrew-begging-on-street-for-child-to-molest/

Sooner or later, someone is going to respond to one of these ICE goons by returning the violence and it's not going to end well -- not for the goon, not for the victim, not for any of us.

I’m spending more time on Twitter these days where there are people I can provoke

Have you considered asking out Alanis Morissette?

About to see Beetlejuice and thinking this would be a great play to bring a date to.

Why aren’t you celebrating today? In the words of Leonard Cohen, “It’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah”

Republicans are like: “Trump’s mugshot is gangster and will win him the thug vote” And also… “They should replace Bad Bunny with Lee Greenwood at the Superbowl”

We will need Nuremberg-like trials

Republican C-SPAN caller to Mike Johnson: "As a Republican, I'm very disappointed in my party,and I'm very disappointed in you, because you have the power to call the House back. You refuse to do that just for a show."

Okay, so when y'all frell over American families, Americans in general, scrape & bow to an admin with proud middle school social skill energy, & make things harder for a larger percentage of us, it's Okay? Like I said. "Proud Middle School Social Skill Energy".

FILE PHOTO: Stephen Miller explaining to Kaleigh McEnany what it’s like to go to sleep inside six larger Stephen Millers each night

"programming that serves the public interest" means nothing when the "public interest" means different things to different people. this man is a fascist. i miss when my sister had his job.

"I can abhor the violence that took your life, but I don't have to celebrate how you chose to live." Pastor Howard-John Wesley

Going to make myself a ghost costume out of an old usage dictionary this Halloween. Then I’m going to run around the neighborhood yelling WHOOOOOOOOOOM

This is so emblematic of the US Business mindset of "Frell Labor Law and/or What Labor Law?" And a complete arrogant-stupidity, the like o'which Harlan Ellison once wrote, dead set against any understanding any framing even close to "the employees are the folks who actually enable business to work"

Not sure why I should be respectful to Charlie Kirk, when he and his have never displayed any respect for me and mine. #CharlieKirk

So many labor law lawsuits are going to come out of this and it's going to be a wrongful termination clusterfrak.

I feel the need to condemn actual murder in the pursuit of political change or ideology. May Charlie be greeted in whatever afterlife with more empathy, grace, sympathy, and compassion than he showed many of his fellow People. #charliekirk

The Supreme Court just ruled this meme is constitutional.

the one time I think dems should get on Fox news and demand to know why RFK Jr hates Trump's vaccine

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More troops who are afraid to ride the subway

Cartoon: Lin-Manuel Carmen Miranda. :)

"Here lies a man who could not have survived a psychedlic trip due to congenital lack of secure self-identity."

My bandmates gave me this cake on stage in Michigan last night

Oi! Trump, Donald, my man, my frood... You do realize that the Nixon presidency is a speedrun game, not a fraking roguelike? Don't you? ... Don't you? #trumpadmin

I do treasure some of the interactions I had when twitter was alive, for example, Rockne O'Bannon once responded to this tweet by saying that even the Farscape Writers' Room could not have written this insanity.

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