Telling a #MAGAmoron that Trump is all over those Epstein files is how I’d imagine telling a stubborn eight years there’s no Santa Claus. Only the kid would be smarter. I don’t feel I’m insulting their intelligence so much as I’m accurately pointing out their lack of it. #releasetheEpsteinfiles

Hey, I can’t help it if WWII was such a fascinating time! At #42 on my 101 favorite #movies list is David Leans 1957 epic, the Bridge on the River Kwai. Lean did not do small films. Lawrence of Arabia may be his biggest film but I think Bridge comes off as his most human. #filmsky #moviereviews

Allow me to recreate my inner monologue watching #Spielbergs Saving Private Ryan in the theaters: “well, the bit with the old dude was depressing. Yep, that guy is vomiting. I would be too. They said this would be graphic but-FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!! OH FUCK WHY? FUCK!!!!!! FUCK AND FUCK AND WHY?” #filmsky

You remember yesterday when they were supposed to #releasetheEpsteinfiles but they didn’t really #releasetheEpsteinfiles? Of course you do. What’s infuriating is that there are numerous #MAGAmorons who are scratching the asses their brains leaked out thinking they did. Red states=dumbest states.

Trump: “the reason our unemployment is so high is that we reduced the numbers of our government workforce by numbers no one has ever seen before.” Sooo..,the only reason that there’s high unemployment is that you unemployed a fuckton of people. Fucking. Brilliant. #MAGAmorons

Ever notice how #MAGAmorons (particularly young dudes) dress in suits and demand civility politics? If you want civility, vote civilly. Not for the KKK endorsed, anti-science, felonious, raging misogynist who bungled a pandemic no amount of smiles or suits will get me to be nice to you. #fuckMAGA

If there’s something better than a great #movie it’s a great movie about great movies. That’s what #43 on my 101 favorite movies is. What’s even more surprising is its family friendly fare from one of the kings of fast paced, graphic movie violence, Martin Scorsese. From 2011 it’s Hugo. #filmsky

Anyone else feel completely unshocked from yesterday when they refused to #releasetheEpsteinfiles? And thinking Bondi should be jailed for refusing to #releasetheEpsteinfiles? And every lobotomized primate #MAGAmoron, rich or poor, who shrugs this off is probably hiding some creepy shit?

A nice hearty meal (pork chop, baked tater, salad) and a talk with my friend about getting a used but still good laptop and I am ready to talk #movies. But I am always ready to talk movies. #44 on my 101 favorites list is Churchills favorite (whatever that’s worth) 1942s Mrs. Miniver. #filmsky

Again, anyone knew they weren’t going to #releasetheEpsteinfiles. It’s no longer a matter of IF Trump is in there but how many times. And again, I don’t care which celebrities are in there. If fucking Lassie diddled kids, I’d Kristie Noem her ass. (Lassie isn’t in there for she is noble and pure.)

Pentatonix “teaming up” with Frank Sinatra to cover I’ve Got My Love to Keep Me Warm is a cover I didn’t know I needed. Somehow I believe Frankie “Ol’ Blue Eyes/Chairman of the Board” would have gotten a kick out of it. Yeah, I’m a fan of both. Frank was a triple threat. #musicsky

Well, it seems that Bondi (PAM Bondi) is refusing to #releasetheEpsteinfiles. Damn. I must be motherfucking psychic. “You’re not psychic, Zach. Just smart.” SEE? I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TI SAY THAT!!!!! Cosmic!

The dumber the population, the redder the state. This has become a strange kind of mantra for me over the years. It’s not that he’s an amazing snake oil salesman, it’s that his followers are dedicated heart and soul to being blindingly, impressively, religiously fucking DUMB #MAGAmorons

Okay, I admit it: I love #musicals…. or MOST musicals (not a huge Rogers & Hammerstein fan.) I enjoy recent stuff like Spielbergs West Side Story, Chicago, Sweeney Todd, Bride & Prejudice etc. But for me the last TRULY GREAT #movies musical was my #45 pick on my 101 favorite #films, 1972s Cabaret.

Started watching #Ironheart the other night. So far I really like Dominique Thorne as the title character. She brings some good passion to the character and really shows her characters confusion and inner turmoil. Maybe it’s not WandaVision or Ms. Marvel but so far so good #MCU

Happy #releasetheEpsteinfiles Day to everyone NOT in the Epstein files. Not that I actually expect them to release the Epstein files but I want everyone not in them to have a nice day anyway.

From a film that fills me with the sads to a film that fills me with the happys, #46 on my 101 favorite #Movies is 2002s In America. This was one of those gems of that year that seems to have been forgotten and that is a true shame. It’s one of my many go-to feel good films. #filmsky #favoritemovies

I am approaching tomorrow with more caution than optimism. I do see Trump is panicking. That t.v tantrum yesterday was a sign of that. The signs are loud and clear that Trump is a predator (because he’s admitted it.) But part of me says they’ve been up to something. #releasetheEpsteinfiles

There’s very little I can say about my #47 pick on my 101 favorite #movies. From director #StevenSpielberg it’s 1998s Saving Private Ryan. The accolades speak for themselves. Should have won best picture(and I don’t just say that as a Spielberg fanboy.) I saw this in the theaters and was STUNNED.

Since #theMuppetShow is coming back, I get to fantasize about my ideal Muppet Show hosts. Groucho would be up in the balcony with Statler and Waldorf, Chico would be doing duets with Rowlf, Harpo would be backstage chasing the chickens and lady pigs. Zeppo and Gummi would be at home watching.

Waking up to a bunch of #MAGAmorons on social media singing the praises of last nights televised tantrum. Amazing. They’re so dead set against homosexuality and pornography but will attempt to fucking fellate this guy through a goddamn screen. At least Stormy got paid. #humor #fuckMAGA

YAAAAAY!!!! It’s time to make the music. It’s time to light the lights. #TheMuppetShow is coming back. So I will list my favorite Muppet Show hosts. Vincent Price Steve Martin Gilda Radner Dom Deluise Harvey Korman Elton John Madeleine Kahn Gene Kelly Bob Hope

No, I did not watch #Felon47. I would sooner staple my testicles to a cactus. I would sooner drink a sewer smoothie. I would sooner sunbathe nude next to an unstable core of a nuclear power plant. I will just assume he blamed others for his cockups and gave his resting pouty toddler face #fuckMAGA

Before I get into the review of my #48 pick on my 101 favorite #movies, 1972s Sounder, I’ll say up front…the dog lives. It gets hurt but he turns out a-okay. Mmmkay? Mmmkay. Thank you #TurnerClassicMovies for introducing me to this beautiful story of a families endurance through hard times #filmsky

Goodfellas has a Christmas scene and is therefore a Christmas movie. There. It’s settled. #filmsky #movies #watchingtonight

Oh, Gaston in Beauty and the Beast…your ass had better be glad I didn’t write this. I would have had Tales From the Crypt level FUN with your death scene. Wanker. #movies #filmsky #watchingtonight

So the White House releases a hate filled version of Jingle Bells aimed at immigrants. You know. As Jesus commanded in the Gospel According to Billy Bob: “fer yew wuz a stranger and that meanz yew is bad and shit.” #HappyHolidays

Because they’re unintelligent. I thought we all knew this.

A picture a friend of mine took at the lighting of the holiday lights here in my hometown 😁 #HappyHolidays

Director David Fincher has been hit or miss with me. I loved the Game but I thought Fight Club was overrated and self indulgent. But 2007s Zodiac has earned the 49th spot on my 101 favorite #movies list as a supremely acted, paced and directed murder mystery/thriller. #filmsky #moviereview

Feeling sooooo much better. The cold tried to defeat me…but did not 😁 #health

#MAGAmorons trying to use the tragedy in Australia as a way of saying gun control doesn’t work is just a sign that way too many of my generation and above needed to watch more Sesame Street. 35 acts of gun violence vs. 5500? Sing it with me now. #gunreformnow

There is nothing so amazingly, comically fragile as a man who longs to have his ideas validated via debate in the comments section and being denied. They get upset at being faced with the reality that they’re not super educated on every subject imaginable #fragilemasculinity #fuckthemanosphere

Moonlight. This #movie will be remembered as a classic. First time watching it I cried. Like full on ugly crying. #filmsky #watchingtonight

We know #Disney/Pixar can be emotionally gut wrenching. This is particularly true when the emotions are the stars of the show as with my #50 spot on my 101 favorite #Movies, 2015s Inside Out. I saw this in the theaters and there was not a dry eye in the goddamn house (including mine.)

If any trans person sees this…I am a cishet #transally until the day I fucking die. These cockmaggots will be freezing in hell on the day I don’t have your back. How are y’all doing? For whatever it’s worth if you’re scared and need to vent, my DMs are open.

I wish I could say I cannot believe that #MAGAmorons are still trying to argue gun reform after what happened in Australia. They had that shit on fucking LOCKDOWN after 1996. Three decades and only a few incidents. Meanwhile in America we get one every day with a fucking vowel in it. #gunreformnow

Ever notice how the dimwits who like to scream at Mexicans for not learning English are also the ones most likely to not have an understanding of it past the sixth grade? #fuckMattWalsh #MAGAmorons

The best parts of being icky sickies: a) I get to use terms like icky sickies, b) doggy snuggles and c) baths in the middle of the day. Now the only thing dirty about me is my mind. #health #commoncold Seriously…filthy, filthy mind.

#MAGAmorons are shocked that Trump and Loomer would take the death of #RobReiner and his wife, make light of it and make it all about himself, saying that there “has to be a line.” Look, I liked his #movies as much as anybody but…fucking seriously? THAT’S THE FUCKING LINE?!?!?

When I has the icky sickies, what makes me feel better? Talking about #movies and telling bigots to fuck all the way off. With the #51 spot on my 101 favorite movies list, HBOs 2002 t.v film the Laramie Project, I can do both. Fuck off, bigots! See? I feel better already! #filmsky

On cold days when you don’t have a fireplace, the #dogsofBluesky will find a way.

Who is this God person anyway? If you are a nerd you know this reference. If you do not…you need to up your nerdiness!!!!! #humor #booksky

Trump on the #BrownUniversity shooting: “These things happen. Get well soon.” I. Hate. Loathe. And despise. This. Man. And all of the low-brow troglodyte knuckledragging assholes who support him. If you have MAGA friends or family do not introduce me because I do not like them. #gunreformnow

You know what? There are no good fellas in my #52 pick on my 101 favorite #movies list, Martin Scorseses 1990 crime opus Goodfellas. Like the Neverending Story the title has misled many an innocent viewer. But an essential film it remains. One of the best from a master #moviereviews

#RobinWilliams used to make me cry entirely from laughter. Now it’s only mostly from laughter.

No, I don’t hate men. If you’re a guy seeing this…yo. Love ya brother! Or podcasts. There are some great ones out there. But manosphere podcast bros can kiss my ass. If you’re a manosphere podcast bro and married with two kids but your wife is married with three #fuckthemanosphere #feminism

If any #MAGAmorons see this, 5500 is a bigger number than 35. Trust us on this, sport. Now go run along and play.

Time to play Shakespeare-ize the quote: Yea, verily! I groweth weary of these adders fanged onboard this metallic instrument of flight, vicious fornicators of mothers be they both! #humor #movies #Shakespeare #filmsky

Random dude: I’m a single guy and I saw a woman alone on a n isolated nature trail and said hi and she didn’t say hi back and now I’m sad about it and gonna shame her. Me: She doesn’t need a reason not to say hi back but yet you just gave her a pretty fucking good one, buddy #feminism #patriarchy