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BREAKING: Sir David Attenborough is doing fine, happy 100th birthday buddy.

Enkidu dies. There. Now the Epic of Gilgamesh is ruined for ya.

When medical bills start adding up and copays run $60. :( At least I'm finally getting my foot looked at. ko-fi.com/gnomedic

During the torrential downpours of the April rainy season, in their natural habitat, packs of the Wild Canadian Toy Poodle will take to high ground to avoid the danger of flash floods.

Bumpity. Got this and more rad stuff on the shop.

A reminder that this is why we make fun of The Odyssey. The book would not exist if Odysseus was not such a complete chaos goblin who was busy causing problems for himself by arguing with Gods and being a shit navigator. There is no way to make an extremely serious movie out of this material.

Has such a horrible pressure migraine yesterday it threw me for a real loop. Of course the minute the storm started I felt loads better but now I am on the back end and dealing with the aftermath of it all. Thankfully my day is pretty short so I can rest for most of it. WORST superpower ever... 🙃

Yo so for work we are doing an episode on myths about the medieval period. Anyone have any pressing medieval myths they want us to unpick? I am at your service.

Come with me to help our local Daisy Scouts get their government badge in Queens! 🍪 (🎥✨ Trying out vlogging for the first time - let me know your thoughts/tips/tricks!)

No matter how much you worked, you'll never be as tired as a cat that did nothing all day.

Indie designers!! Listen to what the people want!!! We want: Fridge magnets!! And!! Clothes for Men!!

Sorry, not sorry

absolutely fuck RFKJ.

Happy Monday!! #pottery

if you own this you're a cop and we fucking hate cops.

What an absolutely gorgeous card #Lorcana #Winterspell

Folks in blue states need to realize this is what folks in red states are up against, constantly. It's so easy to write off entire sections of the US, but please remember, there are so many of us here and Republicans are doing everything they can to deprive us of our voices and our rights.

I promise you this is a bad game and you don’t want it even if they paid you

The Obama library seems specifically designed to look like a conspiracy theorist’s idea of what the Obama library would look like. It looks to me, on first glance, like Emperor Palpatine’s summer home.

I'm Calamity - writer, narrative designer, TTRPG AP performer/producer, & theatre kid. Def not a dark feywild escapee disguised as a human. I'm returning from a life-lifein' induced hiatus, so peep my portfolio to see my past work. Keep an eye out for new stuff soon!🩵 heycalamityyy.carrd.co

I fully and wholeheartedly support every single country who used to be an ally of the United States now telling us to go f*** ourselves.

A day late but this is fun so I'll join in. 1. Rogue One 2. The Last Jedi 3. Attack of the Clones 4. The Empire Strikes Back 5. The Last Jedi

Same energy:

Adulthood is just cycling between "If I don't say yes to every opportunity, no new opportunities will ever be offered to me" and "Oh no, I have said yes to too many things" over and over until you die.

Dear Autocorrect, At no time in my life have I ever wanted "cat" to autocorrect to "car" and your continued insistence that you think I do has led to many unfortunately hilarious moments in conversations. Please desist in your effort to "help" in this matter. Yours in Frustration, Me

The world could sure use Fred Rogers right now.

I genuinely need people to be prepared to Divest from Magic and possibly DnD if WotC doesn't play ball here. Make noise, get loud, boycott. Do whatever it takes to help the workers.

Secrets of the Vibrant Sky is live on Kickstarter! Explore a magical sky realm and become a demi-god in this solo game. #rpg #ttrpg

thinking we maybe should have been a little meaner to the confederacy after the war

I hate how steam doesn't punish this behaviour positive review, based on the fact it's beatable in the refund period so you can get your money back you liked the game, but actively decided to exploit the system just to get your £15 back from an indie dev you actual piece of trash.

Being a fantasy cartographer is a dream came true - I would have never imagined it possibly being my "adult" income source and I'm so glad I took that leap of faith when it was the time (and thanks to whoever encouraged me to do so!) Keep dreaming ✨ M

@dimension20.dropout.tv @aabria.bsky.social I know I'm like almost 3 years late to the party but we've been watching Burrows End (absolutely in love with the mini series, it needs a sequel) but it just realized the "copper" stoats have copper wire sashes (cont) 1/2

sorry I'm late but she's so cute.

I need more people in the audio and animation industry to start getting very critical with how similar the voices of their performers sound Even if you make an animated show, voices should be audibly distinguishable from one another without visual aids

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What would make you think this??

A person buys a game on Switch 2. They do not realize there might not be any cartridge, and what they'd essentially bought was a box with a download code. They express their irritation online, and are met with people telling them they should've known. What the actual carp is wrong with people?

Send me £10 and I’ll draw ya all gross!

Can you imagine going back to 1776 and telling the Founding Fathers that in 250 years, the King of England would be standing in the United States Capitol lecturing American lawmakers about the importance of democratic norms?

Hey Melania, that black thingie with buttons? Some folks call it a clicker. It's a TV remote. See where it has CH & up and down arrows? Don't like Kimmel? Don't watch him.

As a young dog, Fergus always dreamt of travelling.

More like a King with his Fool

When a King and direct descendent of King George III has to remind the American government about the utmost importance of checks and balances, you know we're in deep trouble.

Notice how a book can make you gay, a vaccine can make you autistic, a mask can make you sicker, and a poster of the Ten Commandments can make you moral, but guns don’t kill people.

Not enough of you are looking at my cat and I feel like you owe him an apology for that. Look how fucking dapper he is.

Reminder to always stretch as you never know when your executive function is going to randomly turn on and make you do ALL THE THINGS!!