In my experience there are two kinds of trans women: Trans women who will throw you down a flight of stairs if you look at them wrong And trans women who will break down crying if you look at them wrong Both are capable of deeper love and affection than 99% of the rest of the worlds population

You love Neon Genesis Evangelion because of the robots. I love Neon Genesis Evangelion because the main character is a whiny sad boy who should have been a girl. We are not the same

Frankenstein should have given his monster heavy naturals and a huge dong

If the French revolution happened now the kids would call the executions headmaxxing or some shit

Remember, Love is temporary, but Hades 2 is forever

Medieval army: *bangs hammers against flat sheets of iron to make noises like thunder* The lord's advisor: "milord they're storming the castle!" Medieval army: *readies the buckets of water*

"hey check out my new firsuit!" "Ooooh what animal are you?" "Holding onesie covered in sticks* "animal?"

Rosebud is a stupid last thing to say. He should have said deez nuts

"No matter how bleak it gets, you can’t stop scrolling."

So it appears that the US government has decided to *checks notes* ...these just are cheat codes for Turok 2 on the N64

Never felt more seen than Pornhub putting the Bi flag in their logo for bisexual visibility month.

The screwworms are making their way back up to the US because RFK Jr is planning a big family reunion.

Cenobite 2: Man, this guy fucking sucks. Cenobite 1: I know, right? He didn't even react when we injected his eyeballs full of grapefruit juice Todd, who is trying very hard to be cool around his new cenobite friends: what if we had a goat lick him Cenobite 1: That's a cool idea Todd you rock

I find it very funny Hades 2 is launching on bissexual week

Women like women too, officer. Try not to fixate on this. Let's move on.

"I obviously don’t share their worldview, but I think they’re friendly, kind folks who everyone in the country would be proud to call 'neighbor.' Okay, maybe not everybody, but you know, most Americans."

girl who's in year 12: hey guys remember the homestar runner

never forget what woke took from us

This game has pills for sanity. Just like real life

Just overpowered the sandman and threw away his sand. He looks grumpy now. Maybe he needs a nap?

Not allowed at the car dealership anymore. Was told the way I kick the tires was "too gay"

*showing my phone to the officer* Me: "so you see if I don't have bluesky then chances are high I'll commit tax fraud" Cop: "ma'am we're arresting you for arson"

*walks into a quiet office* "Hey y'all mind if I hit myself with this brick a bunch?"

My humor is extremely high brow. The highest of brows. Upsettingly high brows

*Dr shows up with my brain scan results* Dr: "I don't know how to tell you this, but your brain has converted to 100% tears." Me: *starts to cry* Dr: "you can't do that anymore"

Brb trepanning myself to let the screams out

The real gamergate was the friends we made along the way

Hemmar

Hammer

Lofi beats to cry/scream to

Hey Google pull up american history x curb stomp teeth click ASMR 10 hours no ads on youtube

The best part about giving up on sleep is I get to play silent Hill in a REAL brain fog

Hahahaha wheeeeeee

fuck terfs

Art motivation 💪

trans people just want to be able to live their lives and cis people are like "due to this we need to do mandatory genital inspections to children playing sports". im sorry but the problem is cis people

The only hot honey I care about is MY WIFE

I had cancelled Disney+ and Hulu before it was cool.

Holy fucking shit I found The Pricemaster

The sexual tension between me and punching the nearest LCD screen is far too strong

"Right now, the most important thing is for us to come together as Americans and stop listening to those voices who would push us apart. That is why asking me to stop beating you with this sock full of quarters will only further divide our nation." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ask...

ok, one additional expansion: they are so popular with trans people because we are often cut off from our own families and also unable to rebuild our own in the socially expected ways

polycules are just the modern generations' recreations of extended families and that's a good thing, and i will not be explaining further at this time

They did *what* to the Twin Towers?!?!??!

Just looked up who the president is. Wow

How about that economy