The war in Iran is just a distraction for the fact that was NOT Jim Carrey

While thinking shapes might have opposites might seem like harmless fun, this kind of strange thinking can lead to severe mental illnesses

Sigh... Always the isis bridesmaid, never the isis bride

A fun new thing you can do to annoy coworkers is to insist that Tupac was the first rapper

If they made Lost today, John Locke would be non binary

Is a goblin a type of gremlin?

Felt cute might delete later (No genuinely, very high possibility of that)

This is the best way to use bluesky imo, discover feed sucks, this one shows me cool paintings

Breaking out the fine China

I wish google, I wish

I don't think I've ever seen an adult spinach

The trick to winning online chess is to get matched up against someone who is like, a very small child, preverbal if you are lucky That way you stand a chance

Who up feeling adorkable?

Final book I'll read this year (unless I have an unprecedented last two days) & it was a really good one, gonna be thinking about this one a lot. 13 books in total read in 2025

Merry Christmas, blue sky users

Reminder: This has been debunked. he was scooping the food back into the tray

Every time I finish mussels I am left with a dilemma. Throw out the shells, or start a midden. The decision gets more difficult each time.

Calling the show "The Simpsons" was a little on the nose

How long before we can transcend the flesh?

I have already won the argument, for you see I have depicted myself as the balanced ear, and you as the mental ear.

Imagine if there was a guy called Craft Garfunkel

Race car beds are wasted on children who are notoriously slow

Heba & Mohammed don't talk about it, because their focus is their boys, but they are both very ill too. They have infections and dangerously high blood pressure. They need nutrients. You can only eat so much bad bread. They can't afford fruit and veg never mind meat or medicine. gofund.me/9bcdb219c

women don't like the vehicle

i'm just a girl (37 year old man)

This is a top tier vocal stim right here 😍

Thing they dont tell about dating a teacher is that you may have to spend your evenings divising fun maths games

“Actually we should empathise with Frankenstein, he’s really the victim here…” No. Look at him. He’s green and he’s got bolts in his neck. He should be killed with flaming torches

Telling my kids this was Keith Haring

My favourite video game is called "Making Dinner" It is very immersive

Gavin ain’t a real name it’s the noise the scientist on the simpsons makes

Doin' some doodles

Dunno if I've ever really stated it outright before, but I'm like genderfluid or some shit like that ✌️ 💜💅

Yeah, I was “gifted” as a child. “Gifted” frankincense, myrhh and gold as symbolic representations of my future as the Savior, and the Light, and the Way. 🙏🏾

the energy i'm trying to have today

I hold in my hand, an object of great importance

Why is it called a little treat when you have them literally all the time?

Hulk Hogan was a hero to millions so it’s sad that his reputation was tarnished by persistent rumours that many of his matches were fixed

POV:

But no it isnt though?

"Autism didn't exist in our day"

Painting I did like 6 years ago?

Was at the cinema last night, and there were 4 separate adverts before the film trying to get me to join the British Army. Nice try, but that's a no from me.

@nancycomics.bsky.social Forgive my sins, but I asked chat gpt to make me a nancy comic in which sluggo is paid in woims, and it came out with this Nancys melting nightmare face aside, why is it kinda a good punchline?

The marketing for these watches is hilarious, the three types of dude: Regular dude Dude in the woods James Bond Every base and flavour of masculinity covered

Really enjoyed this book! Good characters, short chapters & less than 200 pages total