Heba & Mohammed don't talk about it, because their focus is their boys, but they are both very ill too. They have infections and dangerously high blood pressure. They need nutrients. You can only eat so much bad bread. They can't afford fruit and veg never mind meat or medicine. gofund.me/9bcdb219c

women don't like the vehicle

i'm just a girl (37 year old man)

This is a top tier vocal stim right here 😍

Thing they dont tell about dating a teacher is that you may have to spend your evenings divising fun maths games

“Actually we should empathise with Frankenstein, he’s really the victim here…” No. Look at him. He’s green and he’s got bolts in his neck. He should be killed with flaming torches

Telling my kids this was Keith Haring

My favourite video game is called "Making Dinner" It is very immersive

Gavin ain’t a real name it’s the noise the scientist on the simpsons makes

Doin' some doodles

Dunno if I've ever really stated it outright before, but I'm like genderfluid or some shit like that ✌️ 💜💅

Yeah, I was “gifted” as a child. “Gifted” frankincense, myrhh and gold as symbolic representations of my future as the Savior, and the Light, and the Way. 🙏🏾

the energy i'm trying to have today

I hold in my hand, an object of great importance

Why is it called a little treat when you have them literally all the time?

Hulk Hogan was a hero to millions so it’s sad that his reputation was tarnished by persistent rumours that many of his matches were fixed

POV:

But no it isnt though?

"Autism didn't exist in our day"

Painting I did like 6 years ago?

Was at the cinema last night, and there were 4 separate adverts before the film trying to get me to join the British Army. Nice try, but that's a no from me.

@nancycomics.bsky.social Forgive my sins, but I asked chat gpt to make me a nancy comic in which sluggo is paid in woims, and it came out with this Nancys melting nightmare face aside, why is it kinda a good punchline?

The marketing for these watches is hilarious, the three types of dude: Regular dude Dude in the woods James Bond Every base and flavour of masculinity covered

Really enjoyed this book! Good characters, short chapters & less than 200 pages total

My latest for the New York Times:

This is a good Krazy Kat

Sometimes a friendship is really about the memes you don't send

Dinner posting

The worst part of having a new phone is the brief period when you first start owning it when your brain will consider it to be a precious object that you gotta worry about, rather than just your good 'ol rectangle

This is a day, and I don't say this lightly... For the ducks.

Most fathers day cards available seem to imply that he farts a lot. Where are the cards that imply that he farts a normal amount for a man his age?

My favourite one like this is Don Henley getting Brian to autograph a copy of Pet Sounds. Brian signed it "thanks for all the great music" then thought for a second, crossed out "great", and wrote "good"

My phone completely died over the weekend, so I've been able to get in touch with what's really important in life. Going on the computer.

Can't believe this is the targeted ad that Facebook has given me. I would NOT wear an Ohio Sigma Rizzler t-shirt!!! 😭😭😭

>glass door labeled PUSH >push >no effect >realize the word is printed backwards >pull >it opens new inference: if the word is backwards, so is the meaning. though i'm now somewhat worried as to what the opposite of an AMBULANCE might be

One of the funniest jokes in TV history big RIP

I have 2 whole weeks off work, what should I do?

Gfs cat started hoking through the bin and took out the empty tube of salmon yogurt that he loves and tried to get more out of it. After a while he brought it into his bowl, what an equally clever and dumb thing to do Like yes little furry man, the bowl absolutely has something to do with food

Trying to advertise Match to straight men, but accidentally advertising it to ageing leather daddies. I ain't complaining

I have some Qliality concerns here, I'm not gonna lie

Mohammed and his wife Heba are 29, they have two living children, 1.5 & 3. Jamal the baby was burned when a fire dropped near their tent, he's also diabetic, they need medicine & diapers & food. Diapers alone cost $110USD. Food is increasingly scarce. They want to flee but can't. gofund.me/dc42bbec

Used a new rosemary conditioner now I'm walking around the house smelling like nice lamb dinner

Kind of beautiful that Pope Francis held out for one final 4/20 with the lads

*Jimi Hendrix voice* do you have over five years of experience???

I'm in tears because Jesus never got to experience 2 beers and Doctor Who at Easter. Two beers and Doctor Who at Easter is what it's all about. 😭😭😭

James Galdofini really doesn't get enough credit for singing the Sopranos theme tune

Been informed by my nephew via video call that the cuddly octopus I got him when we was 1 now goes by the name Inky Binky Goodswim.

Through the use of eastern wisdom and mysticism, I have developed a method of extending my silly half hour to a full 45 minutes. 🧘🏻‍♀️