You can take your used coffee grounds and mix them with 1/2 cup of white vinegar, it’s cheap & easy and it creates a huge mess that smells terrible

Me: being drowned in deep mud, pummeled with fists and clubs by my enemies Millennial parent: aww, this reminds me of that Bluey episode that made me cry, it’s actually a really good show

there should be a high fantasy author who hates writing about food. "and then king aelfrid joined the dwarven feast and quickly wolfed down some ham and a corn or whatever. back to magic"

I noticed something weird in Twin Peaks

Bought this game with my birthday money when I was a young man so any acknowledgement of it will be boosted

Get these killers out of Minnesota!

Forgot how crazy these books go with the food talk

around age 35 you start clearing your throat and just never stop

If I saw a movie with tom servo and crow I’d be so mad. Can you please shut up!!

The aberrant Normal Chungus

when gandalf said "do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks. I am not trying to rob you. I'm trying to help you." he captured the essence of trying to stop a dog eating a plastic bag

My book is called Modern Carapace: O Bounty Of Thy Ribs, and it’s a comic about a young lady named Esther who lives a solitary life in the ruins of an abandoned amusement park, where she monitors the surrounding territories for megafauna that she is fiercely committed to protecting.

Hell exists because they have to put fascists who say stuff like “the memes will continue” somewhere when they die

I have spoken aloud exactly once. My words became known as "Dullard's Remark"

Luke is the Guy

I’ve been eating rocks just to get out of my food comfort zone

The person who first invented gas station video ads is a sick troglodyte whose assets should be liquidated and sentenced to 5 years of full metal jacket style soap bar sock beatings

Get these killers out of Minnesota!