This is all I’ve got to offer here, bye

Lorna Shore is funny because there’s a part in every song that turns into Harry Gregson-Williams’ Shrek score

Modern Carapace: In Silent Chambers Laid is available to download right now! This short story is about a dying insectoid megafauna’s last noble attempt to defend her brood. moderncarapace.bigcartel.com/product/in-silent-chambers-laid

She on my moff til im gide

Today I honor the famous sorcerer Yoda

Imagine the health bar on this guy

It’s actually “Your Buddy Keeps the Score,” shows how much you care about your friend and his hobbies, such as being a scorekeeper

Would be cool if an edition of Little Women had them on the cover peering out of a manhole like the ninja turtles

Every rose has its thorn. and every Bose has its crystal clear, room-filling sound. both things can be true

John Brown’s Body Tea

in the 50s and 60s you could make a living off singing a couple songs in a funny voice but they got greedy and used up all the funny voices and now there’s no funny voices left for us

Crust is the bowling bumpers of bread

me when I decide fine I'll do it myself

This is a Busytown mech

Really excellent write-up on what has slowly become one of my favorite movies for its beauty but also its cruel audacity. It even covers the toys!

Watching THE TAKING OF PELHAM ONE TWO THREE (1974). Whole movie stinks like old cigarettes. It’s awesome

Homer Simpson

Be kind to each other this Alien Day

DO NOT look at this image unless you've had a colonoscopy

I dream of an internet where every time I open a link I am bombarded with six pop-ups immediately

democrats: we need a rogan of the left multiple people that fit such a description: [exists] democrats: not like that. they need to be polite and respectful

Spyro the dragon: Lemme at it! I’ll ROAST it! Think it’s a match for me? Heh. THAT’S rich. It’ll be singing a different tune when I give it the HORNS. Me: Spyro the dragon please don’t toast my clogged sink drain; I should never have summoned you into real life with the power of my loneliness

And Cameron Mitchell as Gandalf the Grey

Grandma has once again taken extensive fall damage

Think about this a lot with Star Wars (because I always think about Star Wars) but hate discussing it with people online and IRL. You can’t be watching these things waiting for connections or cameos. What is the tone, what are the choices being made in the telling? That’s the show! Great article.

A page gag I’ve had in mind for a long time that I finally found a place for in the next short Modern Carapace story. Inspired by seeing pigeons on the highway on my way to work in the morning.

Game over screen from Arkham City

Disney Parks vloggers making videos of themselves checking out the new Rock ‘n’ Rollercoaster music

Peter Stormare getting eaten alive by a group of Compsognathus in The Lost World was one of the definitive "Oh, this is gonna stick with me for a while, huh?" scenes of my childhood.

A page gag I’ve had in mind for a long time that I finally found a place for in the next short Modern Carapace story. Inspired by seeing pigeons on the highway on my way to work in the morning.

adulthood is just a series of reminders to replace various filters

Toying with the idea that Burn After Reading is the best performance of everybody involved

Long after I am dead I will still get emails from Red Lobster. They'll have no idea. Just a passing thought.

holy smokes

DO NOT look up “home alone invasion trap scenes 4K” if you ever want to sleep again

The thing about Lee Pace is he could play almost any First or Second Age elf and he would be perfect. His presence unfortunately makes The Hunt For IP more interesting to me

Everyone here is overly familiar with the Nazi bar analogy. If 8 people at the bar are "doing fine" and 2 people are destitute and suffering then you live in a society of destitution and suffering.

"Fandom deserves to be taken seriously" I actually can't think of anything more desperately in need of being taken LESS seriously.

Nine Inch Noize blowing me away, AGAIN (their mini set during the NIN tour was one of the highlights of last year for me)

I’m a Blokees Man now

A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.

Finally saw Sorcerer not that long ago and it felt good to watch a movie and genuinely wonder, how the hell did they do that

Good news: it’s Trubbish!

Everyone has one Weezer record they briefly convince themself is a return to form

Trump posting in all caps like Film Crit Hulk