I am begging you to look at this car my friend sent me

I love photos like this. There’s nothing going on, really, someone just saw her and said “Oh she's SO PRETTY. I have to take a picture.” From my collection, 1959.

extremely niche meme I made for fellow fans of both Florence + the Machine and @cbbworld.bsky.social's illustrious cowboy poet, Dalton Wilcox. there must be at least 4 of us

Vintage Halloween ad featuring Bela Lugosi! #TCMParty

Sex is great but have you ever looked at your remaining PTO for the year and realize that you need to take a lot in the next two months or you'll lose it and also you have a manager that would encourage you take it and will approve it no matter what

I've been working on a needle felted Hand of Glory for a few weeks now, and it was on display at the Folk Around and Find Out folklore exhibition in Farnham this week. My first art showing, and it sold 🥹

I'm a cis woman and progesterone saved my life. I am exceedingly fortunate that when I needed it I could obtain it and have it covered by my ACA insurance. it's not like I NEEDED to personally experience it in order to support trans healthcare, but it made me very grateful my state didn't police it

You tell me it's about class, not race, yet 300,000 Black women, many of whom clawed their way to a higher economic standing, lost their jobs. But on the flipside, the government has been hiring borderline unemployable working class mostly White people to work

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

i'm sorry but I can't stop thinking about how funny it is to write a song called "the fate of ophelia" and have it be an upbeat pop song about your quarterback boyfriend. thank god I found a man so I don't have to kill myself

He's right though- The President is not an Oregon judge

Could you call them up to defend your people against ICE and the cops? There are no rules anymore, get creative and have FUN

all arctic expeditions were at least a little gay. just my theory i mean in my head polar explorers explored each others bodies a lot. it was cold. they were often iced in for years. dont tell me stuff didnt happen

The ruling itself is remarkable, but it closes with something I've never seen: a 12-page assessment of Trump himself as an ignorant bully, braggart and threat to free speech and the republic writ-large. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

the best thing for me about Jimmy Kimmel being back is that Dropout/Dimension 20's Lou Wilson isn't out of a job.

Castle Rat was 👨‍🍳💋🤌! essentially an 80s sword-and-sorcery book cover come to life to fuckin ROCK

this is the solution to the male loneliness epidemic I am 100% serious

I for one am not at all worried that the most powerful people on earth have optimized my society and my brain to be ultra-reliant on the misery machine we keep in our pockets.

Please imagine me standing in the path snickering as I took this picture, whispering to myself “Bluesky is going to love this fruit butt” 🌿 #NativePlants

I've never been angry about anything related to pumpkin spice *except* for people thinking it's supposed to have pumpkin in it Because no It's the spices *for pumpkins* (specifically in the form of pumpkin pie) "Apple pie spice" doesn't contain apples or apple pie, either

I am so jealous of this oblivious pile of fluff.

A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

checking zillow for foreclosures on the astral plane

not an exaggeration to say I am WEEPING with laughter at this reply from someone who hadn't seen that Robert Redford died today

i want a girl with a short dirk and a looooooooong dagger *sick beat guitar riff*

losing my mind at this dispatch from the college roommates group chat

That unnerving sensation of suddenly having your muscle memory make you tap or click in the wrong spot on a piece of software you use daily and realizing They Have Changed Something

reposting with alt text because this feels incredibly significant. the right-wing disinfo machine means a lot of the people grieving Charlie Kirk never heard any of the things he said that would have tarnished his brand as Guy Who Just Wants to Have Dialogue Across the Aisle

I just saw a TikTok like “the motivations of assassins don’t make sense anymore” but boy have they never. Hinkley shot Reagan to impress Jodi Foster. Oswald was such a complete mess people just assume the CIA did it. Guiteau killed Garfield because no one would make him an ambassador.

"In the same way your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don’t, then it doesn’t." - Brennan Lee Mulligan goddammit. a D&D show making me snot cry

what is the road runner's favourite political satire? veep veep. you idiot i cant believe you wasted 3 seconds reading that

I don't know how much of what the FBI has Congress also has but I know in my heart that Jasmine Crockett has seen some things. she was fully on the news saying the "nobody can sue me because I let you fill in the blanks between words yourself" veiled version of "he absolutely trafficked Melania"

"Can you IMAGINE giving an energy drink to somebody in the 1800s??" Yes, they'd ask if it is a drink for babies. Teddy Roosevelt drank up to a gallon of coffee A DAY. Dudes back then only paused their caffeine intake long enough to blast some cigs. Just absolutely wired 24/7.

the more of @dropout.tv's "Fantasy High" I watch, the more convinced I am that the CW Riverdale show was just someone's insane Archie-themed ttrpg

Caturday Baby Smelly Cat Stomps

It's not that weird to me that I can have conversations with kids who don't remember 9/11, but it is weird that I can talk to kids whose PARENTS barely remember it.

They call it a “lightbulb moment” when you understand you’re autistic. But it’s more like an avalanche. Everything you thought was your fault? Turns out it was survival. You weren’t weak. You were unsupported. You weren’t overreacting. You were in pain. And now? You get to begin again.

My mobility scooter shat the bed and I’m leaving in a few days to drive cross country so I need a replacement scooter ASAP. If you have been considering buying merch or downloading my albums, today would be a great day to do so! Thanks! kimyadawson1.bandcamp.com/merch

honestly id post the time i prank called him but dersh is so good at making a fool of himself that it feels redundant at this point. pissing and shitting himself over pierogi

I wept for it was like the first turning of the leaves, the promise of a new and better season, full of possibilities

He literally cheated an election i'm losing my mind. And the patriot act resulted in the largest loss of rights in US history.