So much stuff happens that I bet you already forgot about the whole “circumcision causes autism” thing. I bet that just went into the pile despite it being the craziest fucking thing you’ve ever heard

See the difference? 👀 #NoKings

What did you do for a Klondike bar? WHAT DID YOU DO?!

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US. 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕. 𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

wizard frog is insane

TFW you're sent to AIHR for using AI at work

Pope Leo: "Someone who says 'I'm against abortion', but is in favor of the death penalty, is not really pro-life. Someone who says 'I'm against abortion, but I'm in agreement with the inhuman treatment of immigrants who are in the United States', I don't know if that's pro-life."

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

Left Eye on June 9, 1994:

Stay right here I’m about to see if you can spend the night 😂 🐶 🐻

Angela Winbush

Baby Panda will seinen Ball nicht losslassen. 🥰🥰🐼 #SoSuß #Panda youtu.be/jvgGD_8pouc?...

This video by Alex Pearlman does a really good job explaining why branding changes like his aren't "woke" they're just another chapter in the big book of "Capitalism and the adventure of endless growth for the shareholders".

The fit, the vibe, the crisp golden cheese. Immaculate. @solomonmissouri.bsky.social 🎥 Jamie_Vanleamer

Kut Klose

The most uncomfortable HR worthy comment just happened in my weekly staff meeting. We're talking about getting new polo shirts for the team. "I don't like polo shirts because they're all made for men and they make me look like a potato." "Well...potatoes are delicious." BRO WHAT

It's really weird to demand accountability from a NYC mayoral candidate for a deadly NYC shooting rather than the current NYC mayor, an ex-cop who campaigned on a "tough on crime" platform and promptly got indicted for crimes

"Sony sues Tencent for allegedly ripping off 'Horizon' video games" Well alright but surely it can't be that blata— lmao

😭😭😭😭😭😭

A Chuck E. Cheese employee in full costume was arrested for credit card fraud in Tallahassee, Florida.

🗣️MESSAGE:

Holding in your laugh in your mugshot >

I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles

Freedom!!! (April)

'Vacations.' The word is 'vacations.'

This is exactly how I used to act as a child..probably why I act the way I do now 😅

Remember the Time- Michael Jackson #BlackMusicMonthChallenge

They, not we. Leave my Black ass out of it.

Since it’s Juneteenth, will you indulge my favorite story about a civil war general who lost his life on the battle field laying face down with his sword, hat and boots snatched off by Union troops? I love to drag this loser 😌🖤✨

Remember The Time

they keep sending ICE to schools and jobs. i thought all the "illegals" were unemployed criminals?

Why is this post so loud? 😖

Chiiiiiiile

😭 this the silly shit I be finding on the innernet dawg

Yall please come heaa and look at dis 😭 P was whoopin ha ass 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Complimented by a Black woman.

she's an icon, she's a legend & she is the moment. 💢🦌

Corgis have an extremely low center of gravity and the density of a dead star. PERFECT for skateboarding! 😇

The kinda day where you take your bra & wig off in the office before you go home.

Contagious

1. Drums over here 2. Mango Habanero 3. Dry rub

I found the work husband slamming the boyfriend. 😭😂😭

I’m Still Breathing Spanish Guitar He Wasn’t Man Enough

this is too good not to share.

The girls on eBay love to take their sweet fucking time to ship your shit. Bitch, if you don’t TAKE YOUR ASS TO THE POST OFFICE AND GIVE ME MY THINGS WHEN YOU ALREADY HAVE MY DAMN MONEY.

Costco is a really popular subject for business-success case studies but I feel like business guys kinda lose interest when the upshot of the study is like "just operate with scrupulous integrity in all facets and levels of your business for four decades" and not some easy-to-fix gimmick

Bbygurl. Some heat. My God.