Y’all ruin everything. Every. Fucking. Thing.

How and why did they even make it over here? If you’re just gonna screenshot shit from Twitter… shouldn’t you, I dunno… just go back to Twitter? 🙄

They are literally talking about children. BABIES. Talking about them like dogs. Wow.

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

My nephews are about to lose their shit. No, literally. Because I ain’t paying the 5.

I mean if you make him an ex husband things will immediately improve

Oh, so you'll eat the white man's animals but not the AFRICAN ones?

Baby, Black not even HUMAN to them. 😂😂😂

Happy Hump Day

I used to hear those violins playing my strings like a symphony. Now they’ve gone away -

RIP Them AOL Chatrooms had us in a chokehold.

Oh, I’m up there. 🌱

I’d probably go to jail for fuckin Patti LaBelle

… fly into my heart! 🕺🏾🕺🏾

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Mary J. Blige in 2005: “I wanna be with you, gotta be with you, need to be with you…” Me & Mary J. Blige today:

🔥

My friend FINALLY moved back to the area… but in Woodbridge. Ain’t nobody dealing with 95 traffic just for happy hour. 😂😂😂 Catch me on the weekends.

Where can I get a quality chicken sandwich? Grilled or fried.

Don’t tell nobody!

It’s time for me to slide through Old Ebbitt for a pork chop and a martini.

Bridge. 🔥

The concept of freedom is such an interesting one.

Let’s go to the next level.

Religion.

Sharon Bryant. 👑🔥🖤

THIS!

It’s not always personal. Some people aren’t interested. Some jobs will pass you over. Some texts and calls don’t get returned. Sometimes I just don’t fit but it’s not *because* of anything I did.

I remember once upon a time when…

😂😂😂 I know! I love him, I just had to prove a point

Thanks for helping me win that bet! 😂💯✊🏾

Newman. Period.

Victor Newman. Final answer.

Not gon hold you, if he weren’t my fellow Howard alum, I probably wouldn’t even know Victor Blackwell.

Newman

newman but i forgot all about that name til you posted this

There is one Victor and that’s NEWMAN.

Newman

Newman

the latter. my gma's was a channel 7 household--the buchanans & quartermains, however everybody knew victor newman.

I have a quick question for my Black people. Which name is more recognizable… Victor Blackwell or Victor Newman?

Every single one of these headlines is inspired by the first one. America is fully on it

🔥🔥🔥🔥

Nicole Wray performing in Brooklyn on Thursday and I’m really considering going.

I haven’t stopped playing this album since Friday.

I also woke up with a neatly sealed 1/8th in my pocket today. 😂 I can’t remember who gave it to me (moonshine had me GONE) but my guess is the mother or uncle of the groom. They were fucking LIT! 😂

We had a good ass time yesterday. I told my friend that I was going to start collecting his sisters like Thanos was collecting those rings. 😂 (I was kinda serious tho 😍)

Checking out Tall Pines… creepy