Nobody: Old People in an empty house: “I DO NOT GIVE FACEBOOK PERMISSION TO USE MY ASSHOLE AS A SURVEILLANCE CAMERA!! AND SLIP SPYWARE IN MY NIPPLES!”

I like how committed the toungers are to having that 🌈 in the bio on TT, always appreciated when I’m scrolling lives

Peyton Manning

So I need to be in New York next week?

New York is gonna be wild for the next two games lol

I’m calling sweep, not Wemby’s time yet 🤷🏾‍♀️

Youthful turnover right there omg

Whew boy

MEATIER

I need both nonnegotiable

I need Boffum.

To each their own. I’ve never seen a face that could make me overlook a body but I’ve seen a lot of bodies that could make me overlook a face.

My nigga tryna meet somebody out and she finds she’s only approached when she’s out solo. Told her it’s a great bar night with Game 2 on 🔥

Somebody on IG 😒 brought up how them last few years of the Saints being good ended with bs. Apparently the Vikings thing and that pass interference were b2b seasons

Wemby and them might NEED the one tonight. THE FINALS IN THE GARDEN? The city might explode before tipoff 😭

I appreciate the way Euphoria ended for Rue. It was annoyingly unceremonious and that’s usually how our addiction friends go. It was heartbreaking that she was sober and in the clear legally and just got got smh

RIP Anthony Head who once stopped me in Milton Keynes shopping centre to urgently ask where the nearest "gentleman's rest rooms" were and to told me my hair was beautiful "have a good day young lady!" I was about 17. www.thetimes.com/uk/media/art...

Terrible fouls by Hines-Allen. Let her put it on the floor lol smh

Lynx-Valkyries gonna be good. Haven’t seen the Lynx yet, but I like the Valkyries. And not just bc Veronica Burton is hot.

Related? The older I get, the more I’m looking at the legs/thighs 🫣. Need them gams, a leggy broad if you will.

Ayye I get to see Olivia Miles tonight

Ahh the South. Just ordered wings and rice dressing lol

Aye, I like this pantsuit White has on in this commentary 🔥

And I want a kiss every 5 minutes.

D'Angelo gone for real.

Yeah smoke helps with my overall mental health and such, BUT...I just like being high lmao

Dream-Fever at 6, I’m on it lmao

Lady on the local news wearing a shirt that says “I could be meaner” lol, we also have the same name

This game is crazy

Was smoking it up, I come back and it’s a 1 point game 🔥

Wemby would’ve been on Living Single.

Jalen Brunson gotta be mad as shit smh

Has anybody seen my TV remote? Please speak up.

Starters. #KnicksSky #NBAFinals

Half way through the year and RAYE is still my AOTY (I havent hear a lot of new releases tbf). My other faves are TWIMC x Jill Scott and BERNARR.

👀 lemme google

Lunch time. Tryna watch The Wiz.

This Euphoria finale is why it needs to be over lmao

Being gay was the bane of my existence from 5 to 26. So many feelings, so many moves I couldn’t make because what if they find out? What if they *see* it?

I remember finding out about Tank and the Bangas. She’s soooo Jill Scott coded, I love it. Jill talked about her a little a few years ago saying how much she loved her and I almost cried. Love Tank but them Bangas??? Oh that’s a BAND!! I’ve seen them live twice and they were amazing each time.

I think today will be about discovering new music and writing to some beats. I just need somebody to bless me with some 🔥 to write to and I’d be golden, pun intended. Jazzy Jeff gave Jilly a beat pack to write to and she had never written to music before. Those beats became Who Is Jill Scott?.

My nigga almost lost it when that snake came on the scene for Nate lmao. Before she walked out the room, she said “This show is so….” She didn’t finish, but she was correct 😭😭😭. Got his ass! Gotta look at Euphoria as a soap opera and you good and entertained.

Time really can change a memory. For all the stuff I remember about the Katrina days, I really don’t remember the Cajundome being used to house evacuees.

Are you ready for you miracles?

Safe, at ease.

My singing

Stomach

Almost.