A scene from the new film, "Clippy's Revenge."

Got no time for kayfabe. Spare me the theatrics and impeach them both.

"Do you expect me to talk?" "No, Miss Bondi, I expect you to lie."

This is what she was told to say to make her boss happy.

Then he should file and force a vote on articles of impeachment. Immediately. If it's that bad, then Raskin has a moral obligation to use the power of his office to force the issue.

Stop coddling them, then. Sanction the lawyers and recommend them for disbarment proceedings to the relevant state bars. Jail people for contempt. Use the power of your station and do justice.

Working as designed by the shitty SCOTUS majority. Make no mistake, whatever protestations they make to the contrary, they are perfectly fine with this. And Alito and probably Thomas are fucking overjoyed.

It’s always “are you a top or a bottom?” and never “are you charm, strange, up or down?”

No Kings includes Draft Kings

We need to remind these people that they work for us on 2-year employment agreements, and it is up to us whether to renew their employment. They *represent* us (or ought to). They do not *rule* us. Too many of them forget, and believe they are *owed* their positions. Remind them of the truth.

Talk is cheap. You big mad? Good. *Use* that rage and impeach the motherfucker.

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We won't have military in the streets but we'll have gun happy assholes making trouble. The failure of Dem leadership is forcing normal ass taxpayers to contend with the fact there might be violence at their polling place on order from the federal government. It's insane to normalize that sentence.

Stop giving him the respect he doesn't deserve.

You all need this in your lives. In a time of crisis, comedy is essential.

happening this morning in Minneapolis -- ICE agents drawing guns on observers. I reiterate again that it is only a matter of time before DHS kills more innocent people in Minnesota. Congress needs to shut this shit down right now.

There is a case to be made that any board of a university that signed an agreement that required paying a fee has breached their fiduciary duty and I think somebody should explore it

Good. Now arrest Elon.

House Democrats must vote ‘no’ on DHS funding tomorrow. Our country is in the middle of a five alarm fire, and we must act like it. While ICE agents are killing Americans in the street and using five year old children as bait, we should not give that agency another dime.

Media: Elon Musk says- Me: I really don't care what the biggest parrothead simp for the pedophile island life, so much so, that he made Twitter into X-tein island has to say

This is how Tom Homan reacts to losing a court case to free a medically fragile 5-year-old who was used as bait to lure his dad so they could be imprisoned in a measles factory. Fuck any de-escalation stories that come out.

“If the person is a U.S. citizen or otherwise lawfully in the United States, that individual will be free to go after the brief encounter.” Justice Brett Kavanaugh www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24p...

People, armed only with whistle & conscience, are putting our bodies where our beliefs are not because someone told us about egg prices (we shop, we know) but because of moral imperative to stop evil.

The people of MSP continue to be terrorized while Dems in Congress play incremental footsie with a cabal of pedophiles over where they can meet in the middle. Wonder how many Dems are in the files we haven't seen yet. Might explain the constant folding.

Read the article. This cannot be retrained or reformed. It is rotten to the core. It must be abolished and prosecuted to the maximum extent of the law. Anyone voting to keep funding DHS is voting to fund more of this. Because it will not change until it is utterly unmade.

It's true. As fucking disheartening as it is to watch people in DC consistently fail to meet the moment, that cannot change unless we throw ourselves into the fight to change it across the board. No one is coming to save us, so we have to save ourselves -- and then *remember who failed us*.

The only reason Homan replaced Bovino as the face of the occupation is because his lies are more polished and he doesn’t dress like a member of the Third Reich in public. But the policies and the state instigated violence remain unchanged.

Take his personal army away from him while you can, you stupid, stupid assholes. You’re like an armadillo playing dead in the middle of the road so the semi won’t hurt you

Think about it like this. This ICE agent was on camera and unmasked — fulfilling one of three "demands" Democratic leader Chuck Schumer just issued in order to agree to save Republicans and give DHS even more money. And he was still threatening to kill someone.

I've been holding my fire on this, but this is unbelievably fucking weak. Resign and wander off into the suburbs, asshole. Take the rest of the caucus with you while you're at it

Just a quick note about Bovino being moved and the other aesthetic politicoplasty the Trump administration is undertaking: Don't be fooled. Don't get all Susan Collins-y about it. Trump hasn't learned his lesson. He never will.

The thing is, true or not, "leaving" is not the end of this. Bovino & Co. leave one city...only to head to another? And while Trump may be reeling from "bad PR" this weekend, that's probably just because Stephen Miller, that little Nazi shitgoblin, wasn't the last person in the room talking to him.

The United Nations High Commissioner, Volker Türk, has condemned the “routine abuse” of migrants in the U.S. The UN is accepting submissions regarding human rights violations via the Special Procedures mechanism. Submit Evidence Here: spsubmission.ohchr.org

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Doug Hamlin, the CEO of the NRA, is a terribly evil man. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Saying there must be trials isn't just an emotive aspiration. Congress can: - Create a new court (complying w/ 6A jury vicinage) - Give it jurisdiction over defined category of crimes - Also create dedicated prosecutors for the same - Strip SCOTUS of appellate jurisdiction It can be done.

Democratic members of Congress are not bound by oaths to protect sources/congregants/patients like journalists, priests, and doctors are. If your GOP colleagues are saying privately that they decry what ICE or Trump is doing, time to name names.

Reminder: All it would take to end the murder of American citizens by an untrained government goon squad is 16 Republicans in Congress voting with Dems to defund ICE (or 23 to impeach and remove Trump — 3 in House & 20 in Senate). That’s it. 23 Americans can vote for the public and end all of this.

Apropos of nothing, I have always enjoyed "I, Claudius."

Yep. And if they don't wise up and find some steel in their spines, they may find themselves unemployed.

"Trump's shooting moms and dads, killing the American dream and making everything cost more. He isn't good at anything but corruption." is an easy and accurate message

To any Dem dumb enough to want to talk about egg prices while we are living in a fucking police state:

This is the only version of institutionalism that I can respect: a recognition that the institution *itself* is an inanimate object, and it requires people of goodwill and conscience to make it work.

Instant primary for anyone voting yes. These fuckers don't care about you. Remind them that their term of employment is only 2 years, and you are under no obligation to renew that contract.

It's true. And it's because they like him, or at least the editors and owners do. Individual reporters may hate him, but the folks at the top are all in for this shit.

JFC...

Piling on: Why isn't Congress? Why isn't the MN delegation flipping tables over this? Why aren't representatives from everywhere else filing articles of impeachment for treason daily? Citizens do more than Congress, which is a sad fact.

David Attenborough: "But as is known in the animal kingdom, leopards are notoriously indiscriminate as to the the source of their face-based diet..."

Your periodic reminder that the leopards are always hungry, and not especially discriminating about whose faces they eat.