Happy #Megadeth concert night #YYC

Who's going to #Megadeth tonight in #yyc?

Time for a new Olympic Event! 🎥 Brix, Bernoulli, Beaker, and Bunsen (retired) jump over cups stacked with increasing difficulty.

Watched Death Of Stalin last night. I wonder if MAGA will go through the same thing after he dies.

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

Well now... HERE'S a lovely article spreading the word about the history and influence of Corner Gas, for anyone who may have missed out. From @movieweb.bsky.social. (***Feel free to repost this to spread it around!) movieweb.com/schitts-cree...

money cheerfully refunded in case of apocalypse

Looking forward to seeing you live for the first time in Charlotte, NC at the Comedy Zone, May 20 at 7pm! I'll even post the link here to save you the trouble of posting it yourself, that's how excited I am: www.cltcomedyzone.com/shows/344610

Tonights movie:

According to reports based on sources and information reviewed by CNN, it is alleged that federal agents, specifically personnel working with or alongside ICE broke Alex Pretti’s rib during a previous encounter about a week before they shot and killed him. I too would have carried if I were him.

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BREAKING: The Tribune confirmed on Instagram that the man shot has died, according to two sources with knowledge of the incident. ICE attempted to order local police from the scene, but Chief Brian O'Hara refused, sources also told the Tribune. O'Hara instructed his officers to preserve the scene.

I just spoke with the White House after another horrific shooting by federal agents this morning. Minnesota has had it. This is sickening. The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise.

Wow, a young @diedrichbader.bsky.social just popped up on cheers.

"Feeling cute, might go bork at a squirrel later. Idk"

He’s turned the presidency into the world’s largest ATM machine.

It's important for Albertans to understand that if the Alberta government forced oil & gas companies to pay what they owe for cleanup (~$320 Billion), that amount of money could DOUBLE our K-12 education budget AND fund public education (at that 2x budget) for 16 years!!! #ABLeg #ABPoli

In short, fuck this Nazi administration, fuck that loathsome Gestapo trash Tom Homan, and fuck the slobbering Nazi losers who support them.

Roses are red Nazis are lurking Beware of them here because

He finally said it. “Technocratic government” It’s where self proclaimed experts make all the decisions, not citizens or their elected officials. It’s right out of the Dark Enlightenment, the new Bible for tech oligarchs. It’s not just their plan for Gaza. It’s their plan for America as well.

This is Maybelline. She was found as a stray, struggling to breathe. Born with an elongated soft palate and abnormal sinuses that cause severe swelling, she has never been able to take a full breath. Surgery will give her that chance. You can help her below ❤️‍🩹 1510.fan/maybelline-bsd

There are baffled racists on the streets not knowing who to hate.

If you have Amazon price video, give this one a watch. www.imdb.com/title/tt0046... They don't make them like this anymore.

For 18 months, I had to keep the secret that I didn't just voice The Flying Dutchman in the SpongeBob movie, but I also played him in live-action sequences. The hours it took flew by thanks to superb makeup artists Gage Munster & Marcel Banks who were both so kind AND hilarious. 🤣 Thanks fellas! 🙏

“The murdering will continue until you stop calling us murderers.”

@alanzweibel.bsky.social hello Mr. Zweibel, Is there any story behind this gag (besides the obvious TGIF) ?

Jefferson was so proud of the law disestablishing the state church in Virginia he had it carved on his grave.

If you received a bunch of password reset requests from Instagram recently, you're not alone. As spotted by Malwarebytes, the alleged leak includes usernames, email addresses, phone numbers and more. www.engadget.com/cybersecurit... #Socialmedia #Instagram

“Do not get lost in a sea of despair.” - John Lewis #RIP

Jfc I hate that Hockey Canada doesn’t see fit to use the Canadian flag. This is bothered me for years, but even more so in the current geopolitical environment.

Whoops, got temporarily banned from x for telling protofaschist David Parker (take back Alberta)that he'll end up on the wall with the rest of the traitors with a gif of Michael Caine pointing a gun.

Here’s a comment for the people who are upset that MN hasn’t charged Jonathan Ross already: If you just Leeeroy Jenkins this shit you will lose and you will empower fascism and murder. It is indescribably hard to prosecute cops for murder. It is even hard when the murder is ON VIDEO. /1

I had to have a wolf removed. The doctors said I can live with just one wolf inside me, but my quality of life will take a hit

The same individuals who are telling everyone that is against fascism to stop “challenging law enforcement” and to just comply, are the same people who think that Ashley Babbitt was a martyr.

The 5th pedestrian incident in 2026 happened on Jan 08 at 08:09. It took place at Mardale Road and Marbank Drive NE in Marlborough. ##yyccc##yycwalk

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

My dad, 85 years old, suffering from the effects of a 2 year struggle with cancer, and chief of surgery at the Chinook Regional Hospital for decades, was moved from an already overcrowded space to an “overcapacity room” while he recovers from a stomach bleed and pneumonia. This is the room. 🧵🧵🧵

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

“Pierre Poilievre likes to present himself as a regular guy focused on Canadians’ bread-and-butter concerns, but the reality is he’s a well-connected shill for Big Oil. He can be tied directly to Enbridge, Pathways Alliance, Koch Industries and the Canadian Gas Association.”

One of the most frustrating things about Elon Musk’s impact on the world is that there hasn’t been a single time when I’ve heard him speak, on literally anything, that I haven’t considered him seriously unimpressive.

Alberta has spent 50 years Hemming & hawing about building 1 train line between two cities.

If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Join in a very dumb annual tradition and start 2026 off on the right hoof.