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Fox one…splash one

Its continuing!! 😀😂🤣

All’s fair in love and trade wars.

This was gold! youtube.com/shorts/tN-7e...

Full right alert…

I just spoke to Mitch McConnell and everything is fine!

While at the grocery store today, trying to avoid American products… … I stumbled onto the real deal!!!

gEt cAsEy prIntErs On thE phOnE!!!

gEt qUIntOn pOrtEr On thE phOnE!!!

gEt jEff mAthEws On thE phOnE!!!

*when the commander-in-chief is hyper partisan.

Fox two…splash one

You really can’t expect a service member to be non-partisan when the commander-in-chief is non-partisan.

Gianni Infantino and Mark Rutte seem like interchangeable figures.

gEt AdAm tAfrALIs On thE phOnE!!!

Jfc.

Jfc.

So let me get this right. Donald Trump is at the NATO Summit having a bilateral sit down with President Ahmed Al Sharaa and he’s talking about the price of eggs.

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You had me at everyone should be like Boosh…

Johnny Manziel?

gEt tImmy chAng On thE phOnE!!!

This is a totally acceptable use of whataboutism.

Oh… …and keep talking about Greenland.

So by now, we should all know what the 90 minute phone call Trump had with Putin on July 4 was all about… …sell Turkey the F-35 so they can tune the S-400 up to find it.

Listening to Trump speak at the NATO summit in Turkey really made my head hurt.

I always wonder why news outlets blur faces. Just saw a piece about a Tesla driver being asleep at the wheel and they blurred their face. They are on a public road, asleep while their car is in motion. It’s “doxworthy”…no?

Gosh, the Prime Minister of the Netherlands is a handsome fella.

Who am I sponsoring? Send me your pitches.

I’m just learning that the Toronto Raptors once won the NBA championship.

He just broke Brokeback Mountain.

You may or not may know that I am a senior citizen. In fact, I will be 63 this September. And yes… …I am this immature.

Found on Reddit… …r/themayormccheese

Good morning and fuck Donald J. Trump…

Jfc.

Fox two…splash one

To all the non-Trump supporting USA National Soccer Team players… … I’m sorry that your president is a piece of shit. To all the others… … go fuck yourselves.

GOAL!!! 4-1 Belgium

Gosh, soccering is hard.

Jfc.

Live your life so that your Nazi tattoo is not the least problematic thing about you Also don't get a fucking Nazi tattoo

Fox one…splash one

American man bun is not happy.

I want to puke every time I see a shot of the crowd in Seattle. It wasn’t always like this.

Is there really a difference?

I don’t know, but anybody else but I’m still waiting to see who the recipients of the FIFA prize for chemistry, physics, math, et al. will be.

Team USA is probably thinking that President Trump will overturn the score of the game.