I've been lukewarm on "FIFA officials are fixing shit" takes up until now in the World Cup but that offside call is reeeally making me think

I'm a fan of the Jacksonville Jaguars and Orlando Magic Way ahead of you

Can't believe Alex Jones popped like a meat balloon, RIP

Some novice mage casting a level 3 counterspell that stops a 9th level spell be like:

This is infringing my free speech. Please share the elf

bluesky the balls app

glad that everyone's Weird Al priors are constantly confirmed

Tune in LIVE to be throttled by the truth. Stream wherever you want to be perceived.

When @philweiser.bsky.social says that he wants a more competitive Republican party, it's not because it somehow makes you a better governor. It's because a competitive opposition party makes it easier to drum up campaign contributions if donors think he might lose. It's numberwang for losers.

FREE HIM

On ONE hand I want artists to get paid more to work less hours for a lower standard of art On the OTHER hand, I want artists to gruelingly hand-draw 100,000+ frames over 10 years to make the highest-quality piece of animation that has ever existed Truly I am an enigma

Now we appeal the Balogun suspension in the Northern District of Texas

Fervent fan here of DR Congo, whose team I became aware of ten minutes ago.

REPORTER: Why do you think AOC says she hopes you're the nominee in 2028? JD VANCE: I don't know

Dastardly Mamdani Gives Children Free Candy: Ruining Young People's Work Ethic? Communist Indoctrination? Sharia Law?

(a month ago) progressive policy just can't win (a week ago) progressive policy can only win in New York (now) progressive policy can only win in big cities (a month from now) no stop

Rolling this shit out nationwide for every website is the first policy proposal that the new anti-DSA centrist faction of Dems in congress added to their platform, by the way

Found a trailer for an upcoming, respectable, well-funded and animated Netflix anime... about a stinky, unwashed chain-smoking catgirl who lives in squalor. bitch how do you live like this type of anime. another catgirl fucking shoots up heroin. Unhinged. Must watch. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrZ8...

Doc Brown at some point while procuring nuclear material

How the FUCK are folks watching with their eyes closed and ears plugged????

This is one of the best movies ever made and I do not trust your taste if you dont agree.

cosplay mentioned?? ossoff making a play for the weeb vote???

this is just a blue lock challenge

HAPPY FRIDAY TO EVERYONE WHO HATES SLOP

Bayonetta too tall for the jeep

This post is actually insightful, right up until that Republican-esque final paragraph

Bill Cowher here in 1997, when he got perilously close to storming the field and punching a guy and possibly getting fired

Bari as your publicist I advice you in the strongest possible words to clear your name by having an interview with @ichotiner.bsky.social

Answered as brutally honestly as possible, including on things I'm not quite as progressive or passionate about as some, still got a decent result I think

Go get a cat! There's too many cats, go get yourself a cat. (spay and neuter your pets) It's cat-getting time!

DISASTER

putting this energy out into the aether: Shinra Middle Manager bimbofication

this bit about bald guy humor in I Think I Should leave is the unironic height of comedy to Elon I guess

On one hand I think after a successful 8-year mayoral campaign Zohran would be a slam-dunk lifer in the Senate and having progressives in that chamber is more precious than gold On the other hand, part of me hopes he runs for Governor afterwards just to purge the state party of the Surrender Caucus

I'm trying to delete it

USA gonna put up like 5 on Turkey

I for one think it's Cool that standard sports television is starting to become infested with gutter racism, it's Great for America

Once again, the core belief of these assholes is that they get to be assholes and you can't be mean back at them.

“Just as monstrous and mutant algae invade the lagoon of Venice … in the field of social ecology, men like Donald Trump are permitted to proliferate freely, like another species of algae, taking over entire districts of New York.” —Félix Guattari, 1989

INLAND EMPIRE - His corpse is marked by stars. YOU - What will mine be marked by? INLAND EMPIRE - Alcohol and heartbreak. PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Your fist clenches suddenly. YOU - It will be riddled with disco.

many people are saying this is the best new BlueSky account of 2026

Rise and grind, it's Bow Wow Wednesday

Yeah, when within two years of the Columbia encampment one of the organizers gets elected to Congress, it's hard to call it a "failure."

"if you introduce a tertiary character, you must either justify their usage or consolidate them with other tertiary characters" - most books on narrative craft

The Jaguars chop that wood www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-ja...