Upgrading this from "maybe" to "probably"

Ok maybe we will actually win this one

Put flags on them I guess, no head contact or anything.

(sigh)

Alright, some signs of life, even if we needed ref help.

Trevor is broken, that 4th down pass was nowhere close to anyone.

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They say: We can’t just be AGAINST, we have to be FOR something. We can’t just DENOUNCE people. We have to stress KITCHEN TABLE issues. I say: I’m AGAINST Trump. I DENOUNCE Epstein and his enablers. My KITCHEN TABLE issue is authoritarianism. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

just a reminder this guy slashed the tires on his much younger female coworkers tires to trick her into getting in his car he was married at the time

Bitter struggle on the right between people who hate 100% of Jews and people who hate 75% of Jews

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Now more than ever, we need Kendrick to have beef with the president

“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

Schumer is really an anti-leader, a vacuum of leadership, and as far as I can tell he draws his support from that. He doesn’t ask anything of anyone, he never squeezes anyone on a hard vote, he’s always the first to cave. He’s the substitute teacher the kids love having because they can goof off.

No One Could Have Seen This Coming

I think if you were actually angry you would describe the behind the scenes deal schumer outlined with the dems up in 2026 and name the names of the senators who were too chickenshit to put their names on their proxy yes votes right?

I heard from a bunch of federal employees last night and this morning. They aren't happy. "I would rather be an actual pawn. At least pawn sacrifices are calculated and achieve something. All this for a fucking meaningless vote."

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

if you genuinely think Schumer and Democratic leadership opposed this & Republicans coincidentally got exactly the number of votes they needed to avoid a filibuster and none of those votes are from Democratic Senators who are up for reelection in the midterms next year, I have a bridge to sell you.

Cowards die many times before their deaths, The valiant never taste of death but once.

When you've lost *checks notes again* Chris Cillizza

The people want a new, more modern political system which is designed to represent who we are and what we want. A political system with more parties. A political system without kings or oligarchs. A political system that's controlled by normal people, not the billionaire few.

Our political system is fundamentally broken. It was not designed to represent the will of the people and it is incapable of doing so today. The people don't want a king. The people don't want Democrats to surrender. The people don't want only two parties. The people don't want any of this.

Fuuuuck this.

Just one more entry in an illustrious history of the Jaguars losing to backup quarterbacks in general and Davis Mills (now 3-1 against us) in particular

Refs hand the game over to the Texans one more time

Non-zero chance this game ends with a 60-yard field goal try by Cam Little

Jags trying to give me a hernia

Heeere we go, time for the Cardiac Cats to try giving us heart attacks

The Jaguars have the Mundtmentum

Not sure I can really blame Trevor for throwing that pass, just a crazy INT

Love how Parker Washington is getting these rock star pass interference calls. Deserved

god it would be so cathartic to put a 40-burger on the Texans, considering how they've haunted us in the past

Sign Parker Washington to a lifetime contract idc idc

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Parker Washington SZN

lmao texans

I have a confession: I used Davis Mills as a bye-week filler in my money fantasy league, because, well, Jaguars vs. backup quarterbacks.

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OMG. The site is literally called the Dunning Kruger Times.

lolling at the Colts while I still can before they manage to turn this around because I have no faith in the Falcons

lol she got his ass and he knows it

Three questions: 1. Is who politicians follow online newsworthy? 2. Is the vice-president more important than a primary candidate to be junior Senator from Texas? 3. If the answer is yes to the first two, why isn’t Axios doing a fuck ton of stories about who JD Vance is following?