SMH that MAGA thinks this is a win. "Not only is Iran getting to keep control of the Strait of Hormuz and their nuclear program, but they are also getting $300 million to rebuild all the shit that Hegseth destroyed and then another $24 billion in unfrozen assets just to negotiate some more".

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Hockey in June is just wrong.

This is so, so wrong.

Ya huh!

This is soooooo f'ing funny and true.

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I’ve been in Oregon this week packing up my mom’s apartment while she’s on hospice. We’ve had a complicated relationship, but I’m learning that endings don’t sort everything into simple categories. They just arrive with a kind of sadness that’s hard to name.

I 💙 this! Bruce Springsteen, Foo Fighters, Dave Matthews and others will headline a protest festival near Washington, D.C., shortly before the midterm elections.

Meanwhile on planet earth, my food pantry lines are increasing. Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool - the government thought the firm deserved extra for hustling. The cost they eventually settled on: $13.1 million, some 7xs the amount the president initially said it would cost.

In fairness, what married dad *doesn’t* blow off his son’s wedding to play golf and then—when a storm rolls in, canceling his tee time—spend every night posting scores of racist and fascist memes with an attractive, creepily worshipful 34-year-old intern?

Every authoritarian eventually reaches the same conclusion: "Perhaps the problem is not my policies but the existence of comedians."

I'm no big time Democratic consultant, but if I were, I'd sure be advising the party to put out ads saying that Republicans cut funds for kids with brain cancer so they could give money to child molesters.

Damn right! In a sane world, we'd be discussing giving a million dollars to Jeffrey Epstein's victims and not to the traitors on January 6.

I think all of us should apply for the J6 fund money. Let's fuck it up for them. 😉

Shame on you @mcuban.bsky.social

Dear MAGAs:

This is so, so true. If anyone actually deserves $174,000 a year, it's teachers.

Antifa strikes again. #GoldenStatue

Seriously...😅 If you haven't received your tariff or DOGE checks yet, just use your Trump phone to call in a complaint.

In contrast, the United States is finding new ways to give children measles and skin cancer.

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Funny!

If Democrats rig elections, how did Trump become president twice?

Day #123 of the ClusterTrump @sundaedivine.bsky.social

Who did this?

MSNBC: Trump posted a photo of a truck flying a bunch of Trump flags, with a bound and gagged Biden in the back, with 86 46. Biden was President at the time, using the same reasoning the DOJ used to charge Comey with threatening the life of Trump, shouldn't trump be arrested?

The moderators for the California governors debate SUCK!

Now the press and politicians know how elementary school children feel when there's a shooter. Fuck guns.

This is a good one!

This is who is in charge of keeping it clean🙄

According to the Republican Party, there are two types of elections in the United States: fair elections they win, and rigged elections they lose.

A reminder while Republicans bitch about Dems finishing the redistricting fight they started: they have full control of gov’t— they can pass a law banning gerrymandering any time they want. They won’t. Republicans aren’t mad gerrymandering exists; they’re mad that they’re not the only ones using it.

Remember when Trump and his cronies said their war in Iran would end in 4-6 weeks? We’re now at 7 weeks and 1 day. Donald has no plan.

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If you've controlled every branch of government for two years and you're still trotting out the old "Government is the problem" trope, I think you are the problem.

This is hilarious! 😂

Media needs to be talking about this!😅

So wait we are going to close the Strait of Hormuz, which Iran has already closed, until Iran agrees to open the Strait of Hormuz, at which point we will open the Strait of Hormuz? Got it. 🙄

Ouch "Melania: I met my husband, by chance, at a New York City party in 1998. Me: Just to be clear., You met Marla Maples' husband at New York City party in 1998..."

Apeman by the Kinks is my theme song today I don't feel safe in this world no more I don't want to die in a nuclear war I want to sail away to a distant shore And make like an apeman

House GOP & Senate GOPcancel your spring break and get your asses back to DC and end this shit show.

I miss boring.

This feels appropriate for Easter.

Seriously...

DC RUMORS: Corey Lewandowski has reportedly dumped Kristi Noem and is now dating her husband, Bryon.

Good tips

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Why California? We didn't start this. abcnews.com/US/fbi-warns...

As long as you don’t need gas, groceries, affordable healthcare, retirement savings or constitutional rights, things aren’t so bad.