Mark Carney responds: “Mar-a-Lago can keep its leper colony. Canada wants no part of that disease.”

Me, reading and studying history: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me, realizing I am living through a historical event: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

Four generations of my family have served our country. Service is in my blood. The President wouldn’t know anything about that.

My Outfit for the Day it Happens.

Hey Megyn Kelly, 14-year-old Eloise would like a word: “If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good… because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.” Sound up! 🔥🔊 1/2

Woot! Woot! #abigailspanberger

Sylvia Browne senses a spirit in the room

“Eating candy corn feels like eating wax” Yes! Good! Exactly! Do you know how many scented candles I’ve had that I’ve desperately wanted to eat?

Wish I still lived in Virginia so I could vote for her. She looks cool as fuck. #abigailspanberger

It's all hands on deck. I am shamelessly asking, one more time, for reposts and signal boost as this bird glides toward a landing in a few hours. It's gonna be a beautiful book, and there aren't going to be very many available afterwards! www.kickstarter.com/projects/tom...

There should be no amnesty oaths when this is all finished. We tried that 150 or so years ago, and they have returned. Sorry, but we need to learn from our history.

#nokings Seen in red Arlington, Washington

BREAKING NEWS: TYLENOL RESEARCHERS FIND DISTURBING LINK BETWEEN DONALD TRUMP AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN

Am I experiencing burn out? Or is this just when I would have died naturally if not for science?

I hate that I have to live through these times but this is it buddy, this is the show. You're either against the nazis or you're for them. No fucking middle ground here.

I’m just saying that when it happens I’m jumping out of bed, running to my window, and tossing a coin to a boy to buy the biggest goose in town

Nice shirt

They launched a coup, suffered no consequences for it, won back power, and have used the power to pardon everyone involved while remaking the country through violence and intimidation. It’s just ridiculous to talk about the political violence of yelling at ICE agents within that context.

“Ed…his name is Ed.” Happy Pride, crew. 🏳️‍🌈❤️ #OFMD #SaveOFMD

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Thank you @petebuttigieg.bsky.social

A gay guy, a Black man, and a woman walk into a flight deck— that’s not the beginning of a joke, but just a regular day at work! There was so much DEI on this plane that we could hardly get in the air. Luckily my limp wrists were able to wrestle the heavy jet back to the ground 💅🏼

"Jesus take the wheel" was not the political strategy I was looking for from the Democratic leader in the House.

it’s day 2 that really gets you, because it means that this is just gonna keep going

I can’t enjoy horror movies because the characters always act so irrationally. If I was in a horror movie situation I would simply kill myself straight away

My fire escape was just visited by the fattest raccoon I’ve ever seen. What a blessing

Rolf was so close to getting a girlfriend in ‘Sound of Music’ but then he became a nazi and nobody would have sex with him and he died alone hope this helps.

thank you to everyone who has called me out for my use of “woke left” here. the truth is, i have spent the last 17 months in an intensive qanon deprogramming sweat lodge - but change is a long journey and progress is not linear. i am listening and learning 🙏🙏🙏

The next four years is all about excelling where MAGA fails. This includes looking good, being hilarious, showing legit skills on a dance floor, and having (consensual and legal) sex without the exchange of money, tears, or general disappointment.