If I die and don't reincarnate as a nerdy autistic transfem im killing all the gods

Watching the flesh pit bit in signalis while eating eggs was a bad idea

Cheese....

all mammals share an instinct to destroy their ancient enemy, the loathsome gourd

Maybe I could monetise my bird.. sell bird bath water... Im sure there is a market for that

When I get the surgs done Ima be able to ask my partners if they prefer state or privately funded pussy

A priest tells you that you're not allowed to cum and then tells you to give them money because they deserve it more than you: Not taxed. A chaturbate femdom tells you that you're not allowed to cum and then tells you to give her money because she deserves it more than you: Taxed. ???

micromanagement #rats #art

Hunger really be the source of all my late night existential dread and anxious worries...

the “Play for Peace - Games for Palestine 2025 Charity Bundle” needs as much support as it can get right now. it’s halfway there with just 2 days to go! itch.io/b/2979/play-... please share and spread the word.

Weeping about the fact that my professor said at a seminar, with a slight sorrow in his voice: "If we had sat here 30 years ago. 1/3 of you would have been hardcore educated marxists. But nowadays we don't reason like that anymore.. Well you do" and pointing at me.

Chess pieces are fucking disgusting and won't exist under Marxism

I need [A LITTLE TREAT] but I have [INSUFFICIENT FUNDS]

Giving my straight christian friend psychic damage by showing him my dragon dildo (he had to say the Lord's prayer)

Finally finished a piece for the powerful trash mammal @acracia.bsky.social Took ages cuz of circumstances and learned i hate drawing guns so i probably won't do that again. But other than that, really fun and proud over it! Hope you enjoy shooting capes or smth, Zarigüeya

The virgin "noooo you can't kill hitler because le violence is bad" industry comic vs the chad "lol fuck this clown" Duke nukem comic

The puppygirl science... www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10....

My patient is getting some lights installed in her room to help her deal with fear of the dark. By some abomination's decision they are exclusively controlled with an app, which requires an internet connection *or* connection to apple Alexa. And of course it still doesn't work after that.

This has been the best 9/11 ever. Kirk dies, Bolsonaro gets put in jail, Trump seemingly had a stroke, I got to show off a unicorn I drew in class (serious academic biz). Almost as good as the real 9/11!

Crowley was wrong. To achieve eroto-comatose lucidity you have to get a Nascar Blumpkin from Pepsi Man for 14 hours and 26 minutes while a dear friend stands outside the porta-potty with a boombox playing Hooked on a Feeling by Blue Swede at max volume

how the email finds me V:

//i'm free //you're free to die //i'm not gonna stop you #furry #furryart #AnhedoniaProject New banner image :>

Coolest fucking caterpillar on the way to work

an apology letter

This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.

i hate cars i hate cars i hate cars i hate cars i hate cars i hate cars i hate cars i hate cars i hate cars i hate cars i hate cars i hate cars

Big yikes heter Kvack flämt på svenska

Tjuskraft har nåt

47: a lot of the people making hot sauce should just get into impact play. The only reason for a sauce to be spicy but flavorless is perversion, which could be better directed elsewhere.

Remembering that ond time a guy was gonna go down on me and asked "Did you wash? I don't want to taste piss", which I had, and said so but offered to go do it again. Another time I was gonna go down on him. I asked him the same thing. He said yes, but I tasted his piss...

Silent prayers were held in the Japanese city of Hiroshima, marking 80 years since the atomic bombing of the city by the US on August 6, 1945.

What a weird brand…. Must be new on the block or somethin… Ty @mrpecu.bsky.social for letting me use the designs for a thing im workin on c:

ENDURANCE - It's time to wipe that decadent homo-sexual grin off your face.

in a way aren't we all looking for more sink cheese where we found it yesterday

What is this cruel reality? (art by my bf, @bleok.bsky.social)

Sunday evening in the garden.

Best I can do are sanderlings hopping along 🤗 #SuperSeabirdSunday 🪶

DOLORES DEI - I always loved you for it -- but it could not save us. It could not make me stay. ELECTROCHEMISTRY - You would be right to drown this shit in alcohol. Drown it... until your neurons depolarize. Until it's gone, melted.

This is the best thing I’ve seen today and I need a source. Bluesky, please help. Credit to whoever this rad group is.

THEY MADE A FUCKING LIVE ACTION REMAKE OF HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON. KILL THEM ALL KILL THEM ALL KILL THEM ALL

HUGE STICK BUG LETS GOOOOOOOOO

The animated version!! Shes my new wallpaper and she was an experiment to see if i could make something like this potentially even for comms :3 💕🍓 #furry #art #furryart #commsopen #sfw

The kobolds are also Essential Items.

And instead of walking up to this happening magically I woke up with a strong exercise fatigue in all other parts of my body!