Remember girls, a dog isn't just for christmas, she's for wife

Why did you transition? Wrong answers only. I did it for a joke and I'm very commited to the bit

"I think she's bad for you" "No! I can fix her" (She is a licenced warhammer game)

Would a clown have an impossibly flat tuck but a massive cock (clown car style) or a huge bulge but a tiny cock (clown shoes style)

Turning a big dial that says "butch" on it and constantly looking back at the polycule for approval

Honestly I think they're really sleeping on this place

Augh I hate travelling so much, I always find it so stressful if anything transport related goes even slightly imperfectly

The trouble with big tranny events is there's good odds you meet a beautiful woman only to realise she's dating a friend of yours and also you've seen her posts

And at the end of the night

The tranny dyke rave fucks so hard you guys

Ten hours remain

Oh hey that fatalism is back. That expectation that I have maybe another decade before something takes me out. That at most I get to live maybe half of my life as myself before this country puts me in the ground, either through direct force or the quieter violence of systems. I don't like it.

See the great thing about wrframe is that it's provided me with new lines my friends can say to encourage me to crash out (they're laughing at you up there kiddo), and also lines for me to say during that crashout (rap tap tap, let me in little piggie).

Okay I think the houndposting background radiation has got to me cause now im just thinking about how hot it would be for a girl to desperately hump my solovairs

oh fuck me I forgot to take my adhd meds today

If you are a trans woman remember, you have to engage in miserable soul crushing discourse. If you do nothing else, engage in miserable soul crushing discourse

okay so it turns out that since switching to injections my hormone levels are somewhere around "currently ovulating" at trough which probably explains some things

I love my dumb poly slut life cause yeah of course I can go drop by a friend's place for a quick lil hookup, which is to say fucking non-stop for like 2 hours while she's wearing a muzzle

I love sitting in uncomfortable waiting room chairs for 45 minutes. Also its kinda fucked up that the waiting area for physiotherapy has such uncomfortable and unergonomic chairs.

Girl who worries if cumming inside would be too parasocial

If you are a trans woman remember, you have to engage in miserable soul crushing discourse. If you do nothing else, engage in miserable soul crushing discourse

You expect me to believe those phones give you head?

I'm TRYING to sleep but no. Horni

If theres enough gender going on then two boys can fuck and its still lesbianism

I'm restless and can't sleep and wound up scrolling through my camera roll for a while. I almost never took any pictures of myself for most of the time I had the means to. Like an entire year in my camera roll might have one or two selfies max.

I gotta find more opportunities to wear this dress, I look too fuckin good in it for it just live hidden away in my wardrobe forever

I think at this point I can say "I fuckin told you so" to everyone who tried to umm ackshually about Your Party's silence on trans rights and the only response they're allowed is to grovel and apologise

I love it so much when I introduce two people I really love and value and they hit it off super well and get on wonderfully and it's adorable

Okay its actually so good for my ego and makes me feel pretty great when a hot friend tells me she's got off to me/my nudes multiple times recently

I see a hidden post CW'd with something that's very much a hard limit for me, click on it to reveal the content, physically shudder as I hide it again, and then ask myself out loud why I did that to myself. There is something wrong with me I swear

You guyssss, women are so pretty holy dhit are you seeing this

I have a case of tummy hurts, so I can only assume these are my final days and I need to set my affairs in order before I die

They should invent a chloe who can sleep

You expect me to believe this phone gave you head?

Whats heavier, a kilogram of steel feathers or a kilogram of feathered steel?

stand by im gonna become the joker now

I always hate it when Hot Allostatic Load gets dragged back into the The Discource Wars for another round. Partly because it seems to provoke madness in folks, and partly because, idk I feel like it needs to just be left to rest.

I love how fucking shit my body is, im super tired but too restless to sleep, I'm overheating but somehow my feet are still too cold, the way I'm lying makes my shoulder hurt, but lying any other way makes something else hurt more At least I have nice tits

And for like the third night in a row im mega restless and I can't sleep, ugh I fucking hate this

jesus christ I know so many cool and hot trans women its so great

I actually feel pretty confident saying that I personally have a better idea of how to honour Brianna than the woman who constantly downplays the fact that her daughter was murdered and goes for the "phones transed my precious boy" line

In a lot of ways aftercare is a sort of liminal moment. The slightly giddy ride home after a night clubbing, the lazing around after a good meal, sitting in the moment after witnessing something beautiful

Once again blown away by how fucking good I can look with super low effort fits

I just saw a tiktok that opened with "if you're a transfeminine diva who was socialised as a malething" nope im fucking done we're packing this shit in all of you are forbidden from having takes online until you've purged yourself of your brainworms

She made me cum like 6 times I love her so much

*watching as she shows me an extremely funny video as she struggles to contain her laughter* I need to fuck her i need to fuck her i need to fuck her i need to fuck her i need to fuck this woman so badly

what is a gooner but an introverted slut

It's wild how a woman I've known for two years has become such a fixture of my life that I struggle to imagine a world without her. I love my wife so much

Its a special kind of chastity sub that doesn't even beg to cum, she begs to edge instead.

Blegh, my brain is being really annoying today. I've somehow lost almost the entire day to hyperfixating on a videogame and got nothing done and I just feel drained and shit and mildly dissociated