I think its gonna be a good while till "I have a pussy now" stops being a fun and novel thought

I have been given a good grade in surgical patient, something that it apparently is normal to want and possible to achieve

We can cuck if we want to, we can leave your wife behind

My balls, taken

This is my hole, it was made for me

They're gonna take my fucking balls, chat

Passing through Stoke on trent on the train, and fittingly the first advert I see in the station is for a mental health hotline

Dorely-esque boarding school that's an all boys school for the youngest students, co-ed for the bulk of the students, and then all girls for the last few years

The knowledge of how much surgical recovery is gonna limit me has done wonders for my ability to get odds and ends I've been putting off done. Maybe I should get life-upending surgery more often

ohgod surgery is in less than a week

You can tell my mental health took a big downturn around the start of the year by how I stopped taking/posting selfies. Taking selfies is something I tend to do when I'm feeling good about myself, when I'm dressing up for something special, when I'm just really feeling it on a particular day.

Buddy, its really obvious when you've scrolled through my media tab and liked all of my selfies

Girl who loses a lot of weight after bottom surgery cause her dick was just that big. Idk is this anything?

Apparently my therapist is detransitioning? Having some pretty complicated feelings about it.

I'm a teeny bit annoyed that I hooked my handle and also a couple of other odds and ends to the enbygirl domain, cause idk that doesn't really vibe with me as much any more. I feel a lot more like "annoying dyke" these days

Listen, the regent is sometimes a bit of a slog to play, but there's a reason he's my favourite

Oh my god, you thought penises were real? You know porn artist just made them up to have something neat to draw right?

Girl who's getting into kink "hi, long time pisser first time drinker"

The last thing you see as they put you under for gender reassignment surgery is them bringing in the huge carnival wheel to decide what your new gender is gonna be.

You could have fucked the rocket, but no, you dropped the socket

"Tgirls are such perverts" my cis friends are assigning each other flavoured lube based on vibes and arguing over if you need to cum to count as getting into the mile high club

One penis, freshly squeezed

Surgery in 31 days oh fuck oh fuck its so soon

What if they made a website where the moderation was reddit but the users were a mix of tumblr, old twitter (bad) and old twitter (occasionally good) (its bsky, the joke is that you are on that website right now)

I was so excited for this weekend and somehow it has ended up being one of the most miserable experiences of my life. I don't think a single thing went fully right, and the most important bits ended up being a total shitshow of misery

They should make a chloe who can catch a break

I love getting inconvenienced by like 40 minutes cause they cancel the train right as I get on it

Slurs u gently

Idk I feel like I might be both way too online but also somehow not online enough. Also I think the anxiety about all the Things happening very soon in my life might be really getting to me.

Good news, I have moved past the "I should become a podcaster" thoughts. Bad news, I've moved into the "its so over, I'm completely cooked" thoughts.

Oh no its like 3 am and I can't sleep and I'm having dangerous thoughts like "what if I started more projects" and "idk maybe I'd be good at podcasting, if only I knew anything about how to do it"

wow I really cant fucking spell today i guess

Based on my definately 100% representative survey of a bunch of trans women we can safely conclude that "male socialistion" consists largely of being sexually assaulted, nearly drowning and getting called "faggot"

"Male socialisation" shut the fuck up, I was socialised [concerning void of memories and occasional intesne flashback]

Wow, I sure am glad that bsky moderation has got so much better over the last seven months and change! Now I can post safe in the knowledge that some namesearching block-evading freak won't sic his pet moderators on me and I get 50 strikes from a 9 month old post and am then promptly banned.

Me, entering a tunnel: Oh yeah, vore me public infrastructure

Damn, how come your mums let you have two mums?

I want to live forever so I'm building up an immunity to old age by getting very slightly older every day

Sic Semper Bossman

My therapist suggesting I try wanking mindfully before our next session. No, really, and she's probably right that it's worth doing.

Theres a woman on the bus reading a book that's just entitled "Women" that has a woman in a mildly suggesting position on the cover, and she's holding a gay's the word bookmark. I love women so much

Kinda strange that I suddenly have energy to act and have actually managed to go do a bunch of things I've been not getting around to after a completely sleepless night. One one hand yay I'm doing things, on the other hand "can't sleep" and "suddenly full of energy" is a bit of a red flag combo

Elaborate plan to murder your spouse for the insurance money fouled when you discover that you have to get the insurance before they die

I love the NHS complaints process because they'll spend an entire year "chasing another team" and "escalating interally" and then send you one line no punctuation email saying that they've closed your case okay byee

The thing about britain is that it's rarely the absolute worst, but it is pretty uniformly at least a bit shit. Everything is just always kind of dismal and dissapointing and bad, but rarely so bad that it's a Big Deal

I for one am getting a lot of satisfaction seeing companies, after years of suppressing unions and undercutting union powers, learn the hard way that unions were the compromise to avoid grievances being addressed more directly.

I feel like there's some kind of commentary to be found in how little actual functional difference what sex you "legally" are has when the UK has a process for you to change your sex "for all legal purposes" and the general consensus among the community is that it's pointless.

I swear the next cis dipshit who tries to insist that it's important to "seperate the art and the artist" is going to find about about some other things it's important to seperate

Behold the three pillars of science fiction: - earnest reflections speculative technologies and/or philosophical concepts - pointed social commentary - yooo wouldn't it be sick if you had spaceships and lasers and robot arms and sexy aliens

It's kind of goofy how on one hand train travel in the UK is absurdly expensive, but on the other there's a pretty good chance you're going to get some or all of your money back from delay repay because the trains are also so consistently late