My therapist suggesting I try wanking mindfully before our next session. No, really, and she's probably right that it's worth doing.

Theres a woman on the bus reading a book that's just entitled "Women" that has a woman in a mildly suggesting position on the cover, and she's holding a gay's the word bookmark. I love women so much

Kinda strange that I suddenly have energy to act and have actually managed to go do a bunch of things I've been not getting around to after a completely sleepless night. One one hand yay I'm doing things, on the other hand "can't sleep" and "suddenly full of energy" is a bit of a red flag combo

Elaborate plan to murder your spouse for the insurance money fouled when you discover that you have to get the insurance before they die

I love the NHS complaints process because they'll spend an entire year "chasing another team" and "escalating interally" and then send you one line no punctuation email saying that they've closed your case okay byee

The thing about britain is that it's rarely the absolute worst, but it is pretty uniformly at least a bit shit. Everything is just always kind of dismal and dissapointing and bad, but rarely so bad that it's a Big Deal

I for one am getting a lot of satisfaction seeing companies, after years of suppressing unions and undercutting union powers, learn the hard way that unions were the compromise to avoid grievances being addressed more directly.

I feel like there's some kind of commentary to be found in how little actual functional difference what sex you "legally" are has when the UK has a process for you to change your sex "for all legal purposes" and the general consensus among the community is that it's pointless.

I swear the next cis dipshit who tries to insist that it's important to "seperate the art and the artist" is going to find about about some other things it's important to seperate

Behold the three pillars of science fiction: - earnest reflections speculative technologies and/or philosophical concepts - pointed social commentary - yooo wouldn't it be sick if you had spaceships and lasers and robot arms and sexy aliens

It's kind of goofy how on one hand train travel in the UK is absurdly expensive, but on the other there's a pretty good chance you're going to get some or all of your money back from delay repay because the trains are also so consistently late

God save me from bratty women with amazing tits and tight asses (do not do a thing I am exactly where I want to be)

Damn my dick looks so good today you're all missing out

I love getting one half of conversations when my wife is on voice chat with folks cause sometimes I'll be doing stuff and just hear "it's like a form of bimbofication" and immediately know who she's talking to

Fatigue is some bullshit cause what do you mean I went to the shops and this has left me too exhausted to do anything for like 2 hours

I miss my wife so much (I haven't seen her in like 5 hours and I will see her tomorrow)

Policy proposal to fix the NHS: every GP surgery, hospital, specialist clinic etc muct employ at least one disabled or chronically ill person who gets a hammer and is allowed to hit any staff who try to do some bullshit.

I do genuinely feel like I was limited by my device on some of them, it also stood out to me that purples and bright pinks were the hardest to distinguish, while greens stayed easy all the way thriugh

On one hand maybe I should take myself of the list for getting notified for consultations, on the other hand I hate the idea of not making my displeasure known at every possible opportunity.

Oh cool I got an email about the NHS consultation on not letting trans teenagers have hrt any more and it's immedately left me feeling disoriented and panicked. I'm sure this isn't indicative of any kind of trauma with the ways the NHS treats trans patients likes to lie about trans care.

damn fatigue has fucking hands

Its really fucked up of my brain that despite the fact that I've finally managed to actually work on creative projects for the first time in months I'm still managing to be annoyed with myself for working on the wrong projects.

Please I'm begging you stop jerking me around and lemme see if mood stabilisers stop me upending my life every 3-6 months

I love how nhs mental health services fuck you over at every turn and are generally dogshit and if you ever do get to see them there's decent odds they're gonna do some abusive shit, but they're also basically the only way you can get meds for psyc disorders

Nothing says "working class" like offloading the actual work of creation to a subscription service and hoping to just profit off that outsourced labour.

It's kind of a shame that the news has come right in the middle of my worst depressive episode in a prettly long time, it's made it kind of hard to be properly excited about happy about it

Yooooo, looking like I'm gonna have surgey in June!

snuffbait girl asks you to wait till marriage to have sex cause she wants her last time to be special

I've been watching stargate sg1 with my wife and she has decided that O'niell and Mayborne are engaged in toxic yaoi hatefucking, and tbh I think she's cooking

I think whatever cursed tome of forbidden knowledge you're getting this jargon from is hurting you

I am cozy in my pet bed, I am full of waffles, I am very tired from birthday celebrations going until like 5am last night. I have made good choices to lead to this

Crying and Dissociating! On the Birthday!

In the land of the castrated, the one-balld woman is queen

So there's a lesbian community on a platform that will remain nameless that I find myself looking at from time to time out of a dark fascination. Unlike other the other big lesbian communities on the platform it is very much trans exclusionary, and it's also the most bitter and miserable of the lot

Imagine if there was a chloe who could sleep

Sometimes your disabilities like to really remind you that actually yeah we can disable the fuck out of you. I feel like I haven't actually done all that much today but I'm so mentally and physically exhausted that the thought of eating the food I just prepared is kind of overwhelming

Oh hey look what has continued being relevant

Local trans woman devastated by minor act of compassion

Actually wild how much the phrase "fops go shops" has turned going grocery shopping from an annoying chore into something fun and whimsical

Idk if any of you have noticed, but women are actually so cool, I love women so much

Girl who mishears "wise beyond your years" as "wives beyond your years" and instantly passes out thinking about being married to an older woman

I just think it's really important to listen to women and uplift women's voices, especially when those women are hypnotists with sinister intentions

I want to wear LATEX and BE GAY but instead I'm stuck visiting my parents, this is such cruelty

I've just realised it's been *ages* since I did any hypnosis and now I feel kinda sad about that

Remember girls, a dog isn't just for christmas, she's for wife

Why did you transition? Wrong answers only. I did it for a joke and I'm very commited to the bit

"I think she's bad for you" "No! I can fix her" (She is a licenced warhammer game)

Would a clown have an impossibly flat tuck but a massive cock (clown car style) or a huge bulge but a tiny cock (clown shoes style)

Turning a big dial that says "butch" on it and constantly looking back at the polycule for approval

Honestly I think they're really sleeping on this place