Did Straw miss a bunt sign too? #BlueJays

WHEEEEE! #BlueJays

Believe in your dreams. #BlueJays

I believe the technical term of what the #bluejays are doing to their fans right now is ... 'Arggghhh!!!!'

Didn’t have “getting swept into a dumpster by the Orioles” on my #BlueJays bingo card this week. Woof.

Ernie’s aliveeeee #BlueJays

DFA Chad Green immediately once and for all. Holy fuck he’s horrible #Bluejays

Pitching, we needs some pitching. Hey Ross, get on da phone! #BlueJays

the cardiac kids are back #BlueJays

Is this the Max Scherzer renaissance game we’ve been waiting for #BlueJays

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The FIRST team in the AL East to 50 wins? Your Toronto Blue Jays. #lightsupletsgo

PUT! THE! BALL! IN! PLAY! #WALKOFF

Trish is no Hazel. #bluejays #appletv

Ernieeeeeee!!!!! #BluejaysWin

MLB making the Jays wear something for July 4, especially with the political climate right now, and not making the other teams wear anything for Canada Day is super annoying but predictable.

GET YOUR BROOMS OUT 🧹🧹🧹 #BlueJays

Holy shit, George. #BlueJays

YOU CANT KEEP GEORGE SPRINGER DOWN #bluejays

SPRING CHICKEN

The lights are getting brighter 👀 #lightsupletsgo

Happy Canada Day friends! #bluejays #canadaday

Thatcher Demko seems happy that the #Canucks re-signed Brock Boeser

My cartoon in this weeks @newyorker.com

#Canucks have re-signed Max Sasson, Aatu Räty, Arshdeep Bains and Guillaume Brisebois

Max Sasson is a vibe

sweet baby king arty 🥹 #Canucks

can’t hold max sasson down forever #Canucks

have they stopped drinking since monday? definitely not #Canucks

not tryna be a creep on main but Mancini, I can’t do this mustache/pit viper combo, im too old #Canucks

shoutout brisebois for an all time walkout

the crowd sounds a little quiet on the livestream but I’m certain these boys have never had more fun #Canucks

thank god for drance. starting canucks talk calling a spade a spade #Canucks

Patrik Allvin,”Evander is a physical power forward who will add some much-needed size and toughness to our group,” said Allvin… “We are excited to bring him back home to Vancouver and our staff looks forward to working with him this coming season.” Fuck you Allvin. #canucks

not to turn this into a thing, but I am repeatedly so disappointed with hockey media. they talk about changing the culture and then when an opportunity is shoved in their faces to call real people out for real things, they bypass it and try to play the “maybe they’ve changed” card #Canucks

I’d rather pay Brock 8x8 and have him score 0 goals over the life of that contract than have Kane on the team for one year no matter what he scores #canucks

Trading for Kane is actually the Benning-est move ever. Old ✅ Bad ✅ Shithead ✅ Expensive ✅ Gave up a pick ✅ Bad use of cap space ✅ Helps out a rival ✅ #Canucks

from the great beyond, Botch got it. wish our current media (ie: guys currently on the radio) would call it out the same way, instead of playing the both sides game. he's a bad person, full stop. #Canucks

#Canucks management this morning:

Vancouver Canucks: We have no team chemistry! We must fix our locker room!! We must get rid of JT Miller at all costs!!! Also Vancouver Canucks: We have traded for Evander Kane.

ok not ONLY are you trading for…this…human. but ALSO you’re helping a direct division rival get off the cap crunch mat?! wtaf?! #Canucks

what do you guys think the canucks group chat is saying right now… #Canucks

ERN DAWG DRIVE ‘IM IN! #BlueJays #LightsUpLetsGo

same energy: #cdnpoli

ARTURS SILOVS IS THE MVP OF THE CALDER CUP PLAYOFFS! 👑 Arty Party babe 🎉🎊 #Canucks #GoCanucksGo #AHL #NHL #Hockey

Francesco Aquilini begrudgingly showing up to Abbotsford to say congrats #Canucks

CHASE WOUTERS RAISES THE CALDER CUP FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FRANCHISE HISTORY. INCREDIBLE. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 #Canucks #GoCanucksGo #NHL #AHL

CANADA'S TEAM!!!! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 LET'S GO BOYS!!!! #Canucks

repping abby on the ball field. let’s go!!!!! #Canucks