Pulp Fiction is an absolute dogshit Travolta movie with an even worse Bruce Willis movie inside of it. Jimmy Page isn't good at guitar. Star Trek is infinitely better than Star Wars. Cyclists are the worst and don't belong on the roads. IPAs are the worst drink on Planet Earth

At least people will be held accountable and jobs will be lost over this wait I'm being handed a note...

Taco Tuesday. Like clockwork. So unbelievably predictable.

The worst season the Canucks ever had (pts) was '71/72 (48) They only played 78g back then, and BS shootout pts weren't a thing So if we go by those old metrics, the '71/'72 Canucks averaged 0.615ppg The '25/'26 Canucks are averaging 0.616ppg An argument for the worst team in this city's history

We are a nation of morons, embracing and elevating the most ridiculous coterie of submorons to lead us from the last shards of the American Century into the deepest chasms of ridiculous, absurdist moronity. This is unbelievable even as farce.

Me waking up and rolling to work this morning knowing Conor Garland is no longer a Canuck

You need to remember the good times when he refused to pass and skated the puck into a corner when he refused to pass and shot for a sharpe angle when he was in the Patel photo op Good fucking riddance

If the team tars, feathersand bans the Larsheiders, it will be his favourite week as a canucks fan.

Myers and Garland traded in the same week? Happy for @boestmode.bsky.social

People mad about the Garland return LOLLL. He's a player turning 30y next week having a 26pt season with a 6x6(NMC) kicking in next year. Canucks fans with their parasocial delusions will never stop over-rating players 😆 #Canucks

The retconning some fans are doing of Tyler Myers tenure in VAN right now is absolutely wild lol

Myers gets traded and the first tweet from the official Canucks account, above JPATs announcing the trade, is 'Happy Holi' the hindu celebration of colour, love, happiness, and the eternal triumph of good over evil😆😆😆😆 #Canucks

Hughes has spent the last 48 hours licking the boots of a fascist, racist, dictator pedophile, while whining that their win and their actions weren't "political", only to get a photo-op at the White House of him and his brother wearing official Trump merch MAGA hats. "tHiS iS rOcKsTaR sHiT"..🙄

Christian Bale confirms he will star in ‘Heat 2’ alongside Leonardo DiCaprio (via Jakes Takes | TW)

IIHF taking a rule that was designed to make a more exciting coin flip to resolve NHL regular season ties & implementing it for elite tournaments... Pure buffoonery.

People on Bluesky: “sPoRtS aReN’t PoLiTiCaL” The United States men’s national hockey team: *parties in their dressing room with Kash Patel*

We need someone to blame for this loss and I am proposing Rick Tocchet.

This loss is brutal but let's be honest with ourselves. This was not the juggernaut Team Canada that everyone made them out to be. They were lucky to get by the Fins and even luckier to get by the Czechs to even be in the gold medal game. They did not play good hockey overall.

Canada can't score for the life of them but at least Bedard is at home watching from his couch so that Tom Wilson and Sam Bennett could be here....

First at 4 Nations in OT and now at the Olympics in OT. Give Mitch Marner a drop pass with the game on the line and the Maple Leaf on his chest and LET. THE. MAN. COOK.

Got one of those new 4K immersive TVs where you can actually *smell* the Crown Royal burps in your living room when they cut to this shot

I really wish this hot-honey culinary trend would die. There's nothing worse than seeing a delicious looking pizza or sandwich ruined by morons or restaurants drenching it in hot-honey bullshit.

Just saw 'Sinners' broke the record for most Oscar nominations ever (16). Actually watched it for the first time yesterday and went into it cold knowing absolutely nothing about the plot or what it was about. What a fun movie. That's what movies should be all about. Hope it wins.

Re: The #Canucks While fans are celebrating the prospect of an actual rebuild, it's important to remember that last offseason, this team was 'all-in' to win to entice Hughes to stay. This failure is not on-purpose. Begging the question: why on earth should this mgmt be trusted w/ the rebuild?

EP40 with his 10th of the year. A remarkable Drew O'Connor type pace he's on this year....🙄

Does the Canucks in-house DJ realize that not every song he plays has to be a dubstep remix of a classic song? Literally nobody is asking for this. It's not hyping the building up. This franchise can't do even the simplest things right.

Not even milk ages like this guys timeline😆 #Canucks

Can we please just accept as a society that paper straws and wooden utensils at cafes are terrible and aren't saving the planet. Just give me a fucking spoon that works. Not a glorified popsicle stick/tongue depressor.

#Canucks blaming JT v EP for this year🙄 “Two of my employees started bitching & not only did I not manage it well enough to end it, but when it went nuclear, I basically just gave up right away. Then I sent one of them to NY, one of the only trades in history that immediately made both teams worse"

Serious question re the Canucks: What does Patrik Allvin even do? #Canucks

This genuinely might be the worst Canucks roster I have ever seen in my entire life of following this God-forsaken team. Fire everybody and sell the team. How on earth did they get here from 2 years ago? An implosion of biblical proportions. #Canucks

A good chunk of Canucks media along with the dumbest portion of the fanbase are doing everything in their power these days to villianize and drive Quinn Hughes out of town. You losers absolutely deserve this loser franchise. I despise this market at times. Most idiotic market in the NHL. #Canucks

Has become very concerning that this market has just sort of accepted that Canucks are going to lose Hughes. Why aren't fans and media shouting from the rooftops to nuke the entire front office who put us in this position over the last 2 years? That's who needs to go. #Canucks

Has Jim Rutherford succeeded in the 4 years he's been here? They're 30th in the league and their captain/best defenseman they've ever had is about to peace the fuck out because of the state of the franchise. Roaring success guys! 👍🙄 #Canucks

His body language has always been weird. That’s just how he looks all the time! 😂

Halford and Brough spending an entire segment criticizing Quinn Hughes' body language is honestly so embarrassing There is a list of reasons the length of a football field of why this team sucks. Hughes and his body language aren't one of them. Maybe spend a segment advocating for mgmt to be fired

Absolute loser behaviour for the Canucks to lose this game... However I absolutely loved the response from Boeser at the end there when EP40 got crosschecked in the numbers. Zero hesitation and did not stop until he threw the guy to the ground, regardless of the ref trying to pull him off #Canucks

How on earth are Rutherford and Allvin not on the hot seat more right now? Canucks are 30th in league and just got their lunch fed to them by the 31st place They were one game away from the WCF two years ago. The nosedive under these bozos has been unbelievable #Canucks

So I did/bought a thing... 😬

Evander Kane kills all offensive rush momentum by being offside like at least 4 or 5 times a game. A truly remarkable lack of awareness from him with respect to where he is on the ice at all times. #Canucks

LMAO no Demko for the second period. Good thing they were totally transparent about his "maintenance days" instead of going out of their way to outright lie to the entire fanbase, otherwise this has the potential to blow up in their faces.... #Canucks

“You’ve had 4 years. This year is worse than last, which was worse than the year before. Why should anyone in Vancouver have any confidence that you know how to make things better?” #Canucks

This is jaw-droppingly stupid.

Had some takes sent to me from the other app from the delusional PDF (Petey Defense Federation).... They are literally starting to blame Quinn Hughes, while still taking bullets for EP11.6 So if anyone was wondering if VAN still had the dumbest fans. These people have lost their damn minds.

💚 One of the reasons Kimi Antonelli chose the number 12 for his F1 career was because of Ayrton Senna being "an idol". He took time to visit Senna's grave ahead of the Sao Paulo GP.

$11.6M a year for a guy afraid to shoot the puck on a breakaway How on earth did the Canucks get here? How is he the one they're left with? Just *staggering* incompetence from management involving multiple moves and signings over several years, and here we are. 53 & 9 gone...40 here to stay Insane

Lmao what?

I can't ever a recall another Canucks season where I've been this unenthused about them at the ~15 game mark. Even in the Benning years, at least it was captivating from a comedy/watching a train crash perspective. Whatever this 2025 team is,... Woof. No thanks. So unlikable. #Canucks.

This is straight out of a movie. The Jays, to win the world series, have to stare down the greatest player of all time on the mound, winner takes all, game 7, all or nothing. Absolutely crazy.